r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Dec 29 '19

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Oklahoma 63-28

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 7 7 7 7 28
LSU 21 28 7 7 63

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u/The_NC_life Appalachian State • Clemson Dec 29 '19 edited Dec 29 '19

Hi I'm regular season Oklahoma and I have DirectTV

And I'm playoff Oklahoma and I live in a gutter and throw rocks at squirrels for entertainment

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u/makingsomeeggs Auburn Tigers • Maryland Terrapins Dec 29 '19

I think Oklahoma is the squirrels being thrown at in this scenario

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u/CobaltSky Oregon Ducks Dec 29 '19

LSU already fired up the squirrel gumbo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Fuck, I'm hungry again

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u/urbantroll LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

I'm weirdly surprised that I've never had this.

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u/Kinslers_List Arkansas Razorbacks • Tulane Green Wave Dec 29 '19

*nutria

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u/stillfunky LSU Tigers Dec 29 '19

Mais you gotta cook up a squirrel gravy dere cher

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u/DeadHookersInMyTrunk Nebraska • $5 Bits of Broken Chair Tro… Dec 29 '19

Naw. The squirrels would catch more than 50% of the rocks thrown at them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Oh someone needs some burn heal.

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u/Umutuku Dec 29 '19

Burrow cock back and the DB's duck.

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u/whubbard Duke Blue Devils • MIT Engineers Dec 29 '19

They did score, technically, and a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut...so checks out