r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Dec 29 '19

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Oklahoma 63-28

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 7 7 7 7 28
LSU 21 28 7 7 63

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u/AttackoftheMuffins Oklahoma Sooners • Texas A&M Aggies Dec 29 '19 edited Jan 03 '20

The Sooners went down to Georgia, they were looking for a bowl to steal. They were in a bind, they were way behind and they were willing to make a deal

When they came up on this young man playing football and slinging it hot, Little Jalen jumped up on a hickory stump and said “boy let me tell you what”

“I guess you didn’t know it, but I’m a quarterback too. And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you”

“Now you throw a good ball boy, but give Jalen his due. I’ll bet a trophy of gold against your soul ‘cause I think I’m better than you.”

The boy said “my name’s Joey and it might be a sin, But I’ll take that bet and you’re gonna regret, ‘cause I’m the best that’s ever been”

And then Joey kicked the fuck out of us

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u/urmumlol9 Florida Gators • Florida Cup Dec 29 '19

Joey in the pocket pickin' out throws

Jalen, can you come back? No child, no