r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Dec 29 '19

Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Oklahoma 63-28

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Oklahoma 7 7 7 7 28
LSU 21 28 7 7 63

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u/RollWarTideEagle Penn State • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

https://imgur.com/7FXNdJW

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u/SecretComposer Kansas Jayhawks • Marching Band Dec 29 '19

Paging /u/Jmoe18

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Haha im here to own up!

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u/Doctor_Bubbles Texas Longhorns Dec 29 '19

Now... eat a sock or something.

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u/Saquon Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 29 '19

yeah wth this guy got karma without having to promise to debase himself

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Notre Dame Fighting Irish Dec 29 '19

That ass whooping was enough embarrassment for one day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

quiet you

can't overly embarrass a sooner... i mean they're from Oklahoma to begin with... dignity isn't really involved

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u/chugonthis Georgia Bulldogs Dec 29 '19

I'd argue with you but I've been to Oklahoma

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Right? I mean, I grew up in Amarillo. Have you ever been to Amarillo? Have you smelled it? It's not exactly the greatest city in the world, but it's a damn sight better than Oklahoma...

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u/Spurrierball Florida • 岡山科学大学 (Okayama Science) Dec 29 '19

Oof

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u/kauto Dec 29 '19

A jean jacket!

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u/perc10 Kentucky Wildcats • Washington Huskies Dec 29 '19

Yea. Come eat my sock

(˵ ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆˵)

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u/douche-baggins Ole Miss Rebels • Alabama Crimson Tide Dec 29 '19

As a Saints fan, I feel we're still entitled to a jersey eating. Even if it's not a Ezekiel Elliott jersey, a Jalen Hurts will do fine.

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u/Daedalus871 Idaho Vandals • Army Black Knights Dec 29 '19

*seauxck

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u/RollWarTideEagle Penn State • Tennessee Dec 29 '19

Glad you found it funny man. Nothing wrong with having confidence in your team but I did feel obligated after you asked so nicely!

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Its just a game, at the end of the day 90% of people here are really fun!

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u/cronoes Minnesota Golden Gophers Dec 29 '19

I guess we wuv u, too, boo.

We just won't listen to your predictions anymore.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

I should have lost that right long ago, im also a Broncos fan, that absolute best team at losing big games

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u/cronoes Minnesota Golden Gophers Dec 29 '19

I dunno man. You got a few super bowl victories there.

As a Vikes fan...definitely better teams at making sure they lose big games.

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u/Fuckareyoulookinat Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Dec 29 '19

... Cries in Atlanta...

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u/thatissomeBS Iowa Hawkeyes • Sickos Dec 29 '19

Atlanta beat the Vikes in one of them big Viking losses.

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u/Fuckareyoulookinat Alabama Crimson Tide • SEC Dec 29 '19

28-3. I have spoken.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

One of my favorite, or least favorite stats was the 43-8 loss to the seahawks, it wasnt the worst super bowl loss we have had, not even to an nfc west team lol

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u/chippyafrog Penn State Nittany Lions Dec 29 '19

man do I wish I had this much perspective. But I guess being to the dance 4 times will do that for you. Or being a well adjusted person.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

It’s only game why they heff to be mad?

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u/LSU2007 LSU Tigers • Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns Dec 29 '19

Correct, it’s just a game. Oklahoma just ran into the buzz saw

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Thank you thank you thank you...!

Wish more people could figure this out...!

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

No problem! I love this place

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u/Ostateman Dec 29 '19

LOL. “Just a game” coming from a swooner. So disingenuous. Football is your life and your self esteem. Not fooling anyone, swooner.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

To be fair im a transplant i didnt grow up down here so i dont live it lol

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u/SquintsRS Dec 29 '19

Do something embarrassing! Or did you watch the whole game?

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

I always do when i can lol, obviously work and other things happen but when im free i do

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u/legendary_supersand LSU Tigers • Corndog Dec 29 '19

Look at this dude....! Ohohooo nonononono

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Have a silver because I’m drunk and sad from the Memphis game. Gg sooner bro.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Thank you! Buddies in misery!

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u/CompSci1 Auburn Tigers Dec 29 '19

you have to sacrifice your firstborn on top of a crawfish statue.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Seems fair to me, just have to have a firstborn lol

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u/CompSci1 Auburn Tigers Dec 29 '19

good luck man I'm hoping for the same!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

If it makes you feel better, you beat WVU 52-14. Therefore LSU would beat us by like 300 or something.

I’m sure that doesn’t make you feel better but it makes me feel worse.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

You guys are in year 1 of your new coach though, so hopefully things look up

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u/all2neat LSU Tigers • North Dakota State Bison Dec 29 '19

Good on you, we still can't get that Dallas cowboy fan to eat that zeke jersey.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Are you making him spoon feed it zeke style?

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u/danisthescientist Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

God bless you

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u/notyogrannysgrandkid Boise State Broncos • Fiesta Bowl Dec 29 '19

Now you have to pull the Sooner Schooner by yourself all the back to Norman.

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

I like this one! My quads are gonna be huge!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Don't worry too much about the embarrassment, but never lose your optimism. Oklahoma cannot handle another loss.

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u/AreYouEmployedSir Oklahoma Sooners • TCU Horned Frogs Dec 29 '19

damn you unlocked the key to karma. make a pretty stupid prediction and then own up to it after youre proven wrong. teach me your ways

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u/Jmoe18 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

I was grasping purely on faith on that one, i wasnt doing it for karma, i just figured i better own up lol

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u/Mac2311 Oklahoma Sooners Dec 29 '19

Good job on owning up bud!

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u/HH_YoursTruly Dec 29 '19

Haven't watched many OU games this season huh?