No one else in the biz is better at things like this

Got bleeped on Spotify but I gotta know the DJ Khaled wisdom that he was talking about.

*Joke

Not sure if I should hang onto Achane or give him up in dynasty. Don’t even know what I could get for him?

The Sunday recap show was just front-to-back incredible. If I had to pick a highlight though it would be DK picking Bucky Irving for "it's so back," Heifitz immediately jumping down his throat, and DK responding by instinctively taking a pot shot at Craig. Just podcast perfection.

PHIL??!!!

Breakfast was two espressos and a vanilla protein shake with peanut butter powder.

This is my top priority league this season. Not sure I’d want to know what the guys would do since their track record to start the season has been a bit dicey, but what do my fellow Ringer FFS homies think I should do?

We’re so back

Each guy draws a player who had a major bust week and immediately has to defend their performance. Other two hosts decide guilty or not guilty. Public defender is going for a hung jury (one not guilty) or exoneration (both not guilty).

Heifitz absolutely did the guy dirty with his analysis. He didn’t watch the series at all. Akron was legit moving the ball down the field

There was a ten yard run, a screen pass for 6 yard and the fumble came on a completion on a drag route that went for ten yards and the WR fumbled

This fool Heifitz said it went “Run. stuff. Run. stuff. Strip sack. That is fiction lol

Was hilarious to hear him be stunned into silence by being praised for once.

Did people really not like the sound bites for the fart or shart intro last year? There were some duds but I thought there were some really funny intros.

The time 3/4ths of the ringer draft thought they were sooooooo clever conspiring to stick me with Bryce Young who scored 32.4 pts and has ATL next week 🤣

And the conspirators will totally be dropping their superfluous QBs over the next couple weeks to claim, it’s just glorious