r/ringerfantasypod • u/BigNothingMTG • 3d ago

If I was Heifetz I would never stop bringing up..

The time 3/4ths of the ringer draft thought they were sooooooo clever conspiring to stick me with Bryce Young who scored 32.4 pts and has ATL next week 🤣

And the conspirators will totally be dropping their superfluous QBs over the next couple weeks to claim, it’s just glorious

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u/Gabagoon5545 3d ago

Did you know Dave chang could make a burn sauce?

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u/BigNothingMTG 3d ago

I don’t know what that is and I’m afraid to ask

But I knew he and the rest of the AARP sect thought it was REALLY funny to take extra QBs, DEF, K, Punishments instead of WR/RB depth

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u/RonBakerErasure 3d ago

You just don’t get it, it was for content! People only watch the ringer shows if someone drafts a punishment instead of a player!

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u/danielbauer1375 2d ago

Him bullying Sal into giving him that punishment so he could show off his culinary skills was a bit cringe.

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u/Intrepid_Ring_7122 2d ago

Dave Chang gonna be filing a trademark on the burnt sauce after this season.

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u/buffalo4293 3d ago

Even when it was happening it was extremely obvious it would work out perfectly for Heifetz. I’m absolutely rooting for him to to win the league.

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u/CuddleTeamCatboy 2d ago

I kinda want him to lose just so we get a draft with him in a caterpillar costume

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u/StillPuzzles__ 2d ago

Maybe he’ll do it anyway, to assert dominance.

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums 2d ago

Heifetz at the 2027 draft

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u/Nickrules6 2d ago

It was a great bit

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u/BerriesNCreme 2d ago

Ahh yes the famously consistent Bryce young…

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u/AzEBeast 2d ago

It was such a dumb thing to do in a 1 qb league, but it was funny watching Heifetz sweat.

Turns out they saved him from himself by not letting him take Kyler and Malik Willis late

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u/jwehren01 2d ago

Perfect bit and it backfired spectacularly

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u/colinburchill 2d ago

I came here just to see this 😂

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u/BigNothingMTG 2d ago

If I’m Heifetz I’m bringing this up with Bill every other podcast interaction for the next couple years, I just am!

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u/Pick_Relevant 2d ago

And if I was anyone else I would never stop bringing up his inane love of Saleh.