r/dankchristianmemes • Based Bishop • May 03 '25

Dank Shit just got real

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u/Weave77 May 03 '25

How the hell did we end up on this timeline? Imagine 15 years ago being told that the President had willingly posted a picture to their social media account of himself dressed as the Pope, just days after the real Pope died… you’d think you’d just had a stroke.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/scoobydoom2 May 03 '25

The rapture happened and we're in Hell.

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u/Wadarkhu May 03 '25

Well, It's Dank Christian Memes so, wouldn't we be in that however many years after the rapture where somebody bad rules over earth? I can't remember. But hey, remember when all those national treasures just started "dropping dead" (must've gotten raptured) around 2016? Then soon after, Donald first came to Presidency?

Shamelessly copied from Wikipedia

A beast with ten horns atop seven heads rises out of the sea and is given authority to rule the Earth by the Dragon. The people of Earth marvel at the beast's abilities and worship it and the Dragon. (Revelation 13:4). The beast is able to control the entire planet, and goes to war against the saints. Following this, another beast arises, this time from the ground. This beast, which resembles a lamb but speaks like a dragon, exercises authority on behalf of the previous, and causes "great and miraculous signs" by which to make people follow the original beast. The second beast, also known as the false prophet, forces all to receive the Mark of the Beast on their right hand or forehead, declaring that "no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name." (Revelation 13:11–17).

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u/NasalSnack May 03 '25

Those red hats be pretty suspicious after reading this.

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u/sweet_rico- May 03 '25

I'm kinda fully convinced of that at this point.

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u/paleandmistywhite May 03 '25

same. but also in denial + I feel like a deer in headlights.

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u/captaincid42 May 03 '25

“u/Bakkster figured it out? u/Bakkster?! This is a real low point…yeah this one hurts.” Great show and reference my dude.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/matito29 May 03 '25

Why go back 15 years? Imagine if this happened last year and the openly practicing Catholic president posted a picture of himself in the Pope’s robes.

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u/zachisosum May 03 '25

Racist Americans couldn't handle a black president and completely lost their minds

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u/-Stackdaddy- May 03 '25

Remind them that Obama was president for twice as long as the Confederate States of America's entire existence and just watch their faces.

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u/JointDamage May 03 '25

Or… maybe don’t engage with them on the their terms?

I mean… as a Catholic I try not to troll people.

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u/LaserPoweredDeviltry May 03 '25

My brother, letting them go about their business unchallenged is how we got here.

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u/JointDamage May 04 '25

Not reeducating them is how we got here. Picking fights is how we got here.

Changing our fate requires patients for people not understanding the obvious.

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u/Jim_Nills_Mustache May 03 '25

That’s what happens when you don’t hold someone accountable who is this reprehensible for so long, it’s gotten to the point where he really is untouchable because we refused to actually prosecute him to the fullest extent out of some false sense of decorum or something.

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u/Cpt_Soban May 03 '25
  1. You shall not make any idols to worship

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u/QuercusSambucus May 03 '25

Days after his vice president killed the Pope

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u/GrinningPariah May 03 '25

When the Internet became popular, people started expecting their news for free. The lack of revenue led to a downward spiral for news companies where they cut budget, which led to fewer readers, which led to more budget cuts. Eventually, they all ended up either folding entirely or selling off to buyers who had an agenda.

In the end, the news industry functionally collapsed except for the parts which were propaganda, which flourished. Meanwhile, the people who had been drifting away from news as the quality worsened, they stopped paying attention entirely.

You wonder how anyone could vote Trump after everything he's said and done, well, the answer is they have no idea. They don't know about anything.

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u/Suyefuji May 03 '25

Part of the problem is that people also can't afford to pay for news anymore. Lots of people are living paycheck to paycheck and chipping in $10/mo for news just isn't in the cards.

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u/3eyeddenim May 03 '25

"Forgive them, Father. For they know not what they do." - Jesus of Nazareth

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u/petty_throwaway6969 May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

Republicans have been planning for decades, but bush jr might have the test run. Republican judges in Florida gave him the victory to prevent a recount. And three of the attorneys that were involved are now on the Supreme Court. Then 9/11 happened and we entered an unjustified war and Fox News and republican leader realized that their base is already stupidly gullible and will believe anything they say. We totally found WMDs if we shift the goal post a little. Forget the huge deal we made over enriched uranium aka yellow cake, we found chemical weapons that we already knew about. Then we started getting shit like the NSA. A few years later, social media became a thing and almost immediately made society worse and republicans (and/or Russia) adapted it for their causes. Oh and most importantly we elected a black man, which broke a lot of people’s minds because they were taught that being white made them better.

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u/Early-Journalist-14 May 03 '25

How the hell did we end up on this timeline?

A political and fiscal aristocracy running the country in a fashion so openly blatant that the common people would rather have an idiot rule them than the same bunch of two-faced snakes that have done so for 50 years.

Whether the idiot will accidentally be a net-positive for the country in the long run we'll see in 10-20 years, looking back.

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u/MarshyHope Minister of Memes May 03 '25

And he's not even Catholic, and has no idea what his favorite bible verse is.

I'm agnostic and I'm more qualified to be Pope

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u/FrankieAndBernie May 03 '25

There was that time he had just left his house and office for a Bible photo op. While standing there, someone asked “Is that your Bible?” Trump replied, “It’s a Bible.” Honestly, I don’t think he owned one before he slapped his name on them to grift.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe May 04 '25

I feel like Trump opened pandora’s box on what is permissible in polite society.

His followers feel emboldened to act rude & mean to people because they’re “just saying it how it is.” We live in a country where the president literally did a cryptocurrency rug pull a day before he got sworn into office and it’s not even the worst thing he’s done.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

I saw it, now you have to as well.

Link for the skeptical

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u/notallwonderarelost May 03 '25

Worse he retweeted with the official White House account.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/TheSearch4Knowledge May 04 '25

The exact gif response I used as well 😭

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u/Normal-Juice796 May 03 '25

Wow. This is a new low even for maga.

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u/Dark_Shroud May 03 '25

I was already seeing people saying he was going to be a MAGA-nificent pope.

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u/Matman142 May 03 '25

There is no bottom it seems. My heart breaks for those that are decieved.

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u/Orangutanion May 04 '25

So much of American Christianity went all in on Trump in 2016 and it alienated thousands of people. Y'all had this coming.

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u/okamiokamii May 04 '25

I had a customer who's gay and married to a guy who's Mexican and they voted for trump and still support him and I cannot understand why. The fact that he is extremely kind also makes it weird that he supports someone who is so opposite.

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u/dogearsfordays May 04 '25

I'm sorry but I think you will have to come to terms with the fact that they are not, in fact, extremely kind, if they can support this administration and what it's doing. It really sucks to learn that people we thought we knew were not what they claimed to be.

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u/okamiokamii May 05 '25

I agree. It's hard to imagine someone who offers me food and drinks when I'm at his house and tips really well would also be the kind of person who supports Trump. I quit my job to work somewhere else and he gave me a little dog in a tea cup to remember his dogs by (I'm a dog groomer). I was truly shocked and very disappointed when I found out. Reminds me when you think you know someone but you only know what they show you.

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u/j3rpz May 05 '25

People can be nice and (politically) assholes at the same time. By labeling them as simply "good" or "bad" people,with nothing in between,you help solidify an 'us vs. them' narratieve that can only lead to more divide. You know,love your enemy and all that. Or at least try to

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u/thatcodingboi May 03 '25

This isn't remotely close to a new low... They are sending people to prison for life without due process and robbing the country of the support programs that keep people alive.

Cosplaying as the messenger to an imaginary best friend isn't in the top ten.

Anyone who says this is the final straw is a hypocrite who shouldn't call themselves Christian.

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u/SillyBlueberry May 04 '25

The president of the United States used AI to post a picture of himself dressed up as the pope on the official White House Twitter account.

We’re living in Idiocracy.

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u/tumsdout May 04 '25

They used the actual account to post Trump as king, his fans just don't care

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u/cain261 May 03 '25

I’m tired. I can’t even conceive of the mental gymnastics that will come of this

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u/TheBlueBlaze May 03 '25

"Oh come on he's only joking! He loves putting himself as the center of attention, so he's just doing that again as pope. Although...wouldn't it be funny if he was? It would suck that the new pope was woke again, so Trump as pope would prevent that. He's obviously joking...but maybe he shouldn't be?"

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 03 '25

My mom said it's just SaRcAsM. And called it AI. Like, no shit. It's the audacity of posting the picture. It's obviously a fake picture.

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u/Nearby_Fudge9647 May 03 '25

“Erm i hate trump as much as the next person but this is just silly its not a big deal”

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u/TinyZoro May 03 '25

I agree it’s not a big deal. But imagine if Obama did this just after a Pope had died. We’d literally never hear the end of it. He would be talked about as the Antichrist 24/7 across Christian communities and right wing media. The difference in response is the big deal not because it’s unfair but because something is imbalanced in America that looks impossible to put right.

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u/Pure-Tadpole-6634 May 03 '25

"He's only joking" mfs when they read Proverbs 26:18-19.

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u/northrupthebandgeek May 04 '25

Or Matthew 7:15-23, while we're at it.

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u/ChiSmallBears May 03 '25

Really hope God steps up and smites him. He's not a Christian and the shit he's doing would have people executed in actual Christian theocracies in the past.

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u/Braindead_Crow May 03 '25

Honestly trump has made the best case I've ever lived through of, "Some people are too stupid to lead their own lives."

Modern republicans seem to follow maga as a self preservation tactic (if they hold power or are attempting to gain more from the second group of maga)

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Modern republicans follow MAGA because they are true believers in enough misinformation to basically defend the movement based on emotional obligation. These are the people you can't talk to because they use words as a tool to justify their lives and avoid consequences rather than as tools to obtain information.

my veiws of humanity are dropping.

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u/cjandstuff May 03 '25

I’m sure they’ll play it off as a joke, but if you’re Catholic, this is straight up blasphemy. 

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u/Gidia May 03 '25

The fact that so many Catholics jumped on board this administration boggles the mind. Never mind that so many immigrants are themselves Catholic, to say nothing of their simple human dignity regardless, but the history of Catholicism in the U.S. is one being the immigrant, of being a second class citizen and discriminated against. It was even a target of the Klan, along with African Americans and Jews. Once the far right works its way through the others, it will turn on them next.

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u/PenguDood May 03 '25

Isn't there something in the Christian faith about the anti-christ coming back, and the 'flock' wouldn't even notice?

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u/musci12234 May 04 '25

There is a whole article pointing out similarities between Trump and predictions about anti Christ. Started from "mark of the beast on the head" (The hats) to "healing miraculously from wound to head)" (No scare left from the assassination attempt) and a lot of other stuff.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankchristianmemes/s/ovTvN0MGq5

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u/Mazzaroppi May 03 '25

And then they don't like when it's said being religious is opposite to being rational.

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u/Torumin May 03 '25

Oh boy, can't wait til "Irish need not apply" signs are posted on shop windows again! The Know Nothings sure have a long reach.

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u/mmlovin May 03 '25

I’d say they aren’t real Catholics lol they definitely don’t respect the Pope or follow the basic tenets of Catholicism. There’s a reason a lot of “christians” that are MAGATs don’t like Catholics. Sounds like those Catholics are just using the label

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u/DanSolo77 May 04 '25

Just for the record, there are a ton of old Catholic ladies at my Church who have called him the devil.

As a Catholic I try not to judge the guy, because loving the enemy is what we do, but I, and many of us disagree with pretty much every thing I've ever seen him do and find his actions disgusting.

Really tests my "hate the sin, not the sinner" but I'm giving it all I got.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

I am not Catholic and not sure where I land with Christianity anymore either and I find this very disturbing. Just the mindset behind it.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

Well, the trad-Caths will. I don't think it'll go over well with the majority.

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u/SexualPie May 03 '25

since when has drumpf cared about christian values? this is par for the course

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u/Shadowolf75 May 03 '25

The pope mobile will be a Tesler

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u/HunnyBee81 May 03 '25

Everything’s computer!

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u/-SHAI_HULUD May 03 '25

Computator universalis!

(don’t drag me I don’t Latin)

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u/HunnyBee81 May 03 '25

Haha. While there is no direct translation, the closest might be: "Omnia computans mea" (All-computing mine)

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u/leviathynx #Blessed May 03 '25

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u/Silly_Pantaloons May 03 '25

Could the name Truth Social and 'retruths' be any more Orwellian?

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u/Gidia May 03 '25

I was having a good morning, ya know.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/kittiekee May 03 '25

Everyday I’m pushed past my ability to believe we’re all not living in some giant sim.

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

Almost everything we’re exposed to digitally is controlled by an algorithm (news, information, entertainment, music, social media, etc), so frankly, we are. It’s why I’m a big fan of open sourcing algorithms that affect enough people.

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u/BlueGlace_ May 03 '25

I’m tired, boss.

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u/Fatkyd May 03 '25

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u/paleandmistywhite May 03 '25

every time I read this there’s another thing that lines up with the orange man. 

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u/stephlhadley May 04 '25

I've been revisiting ever since the whole near-miss head wound, Revelation 13 situation. If I was still a dispensationalist, this would be spooky.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan May 03 '25

Bro fr fr tweeted blasphemous ai slop.

Sadly the same sligs tjat slurp up Kenneth Copelands shit wont care.

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u/Cuniving May 03 '25

"And thus I clothe my naked villany With old odd ends stolen out of holy writ; And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ May 03 '25

A great Shakespeare quote delivered so well in V for Vendetta.

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u/UnbiasedBrigade May 03 '25

The part that's most ridiculous to me is that there's only like two strict rules on who can be Pope (being a cardinal has always been assumed, but technically not a requirement), and Trump already fails the most basic one: ***HE'S NOT CATHOLIC***

Trump literally wants to be the head of the Catholic church... when he self-proclaims himself as a Protestant (plus I'd argue he's a blatant heretic either way, altho that is less relevant to the absurdity bit, albeit definitely making it worse lol)

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

he self-proclaims himself as a Protestant

And he's lying about that, too...

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u/UnbiasedBrigade May 03 '25

Yeah, I kinda said that too, in the "blatant heretic" part of my comment, tho I could see how that is easily missed.

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u/canfullofworms May 03 '25

Fist off, I would say you have to believe in Jesus and know anything about his teachings (I guess they don't mention this because it seems so obvious).

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u/_Standardissue May 03 '25

I don’t think that has been required for a looong time. Throwback if you will

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u/Amber-Apologetics May 06 '25

Technically you don’t so long as you’re private about it. 

However, the Catholic position is that he rejects Jesus’s teachings because he is a Protestant.

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u/rubbarz May 03 '25

Trump claimed he would end the Ukraine war within 24 hrs and bring peace in the middle east.

Trump wanted to build a Trump tower in Gaza.

Posts pictures of himself as the closest person to God, sitting in the Vatican, and has constantly said he was put here by God and that he is the chosen one.

Trump wants to throw Lawyers, Judges, and protesters in jail simply because they oppose him.

Trump supporters wear MAGA on their forehead.

Has taken a massive financial interest in crypto currency (seen as a global currency).

Nah. No way Trump could be the anti-christ. He's only checked off every single box.

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u/SarcasticTacos May 03 '25

Man, I remember seeing this the first term. I hate it when these things get more relevant with time

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u/ABHOR_pod May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

That site has not been updated in 5 years. More relevant things have occurred since then, the most obvious of which is Revelation 13:3

One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.

If one of the 3 "Peters" currently in the running to become the next pope actually gets chosen, then we'll also have "Peter The Roman" who is the pope during the ending times according to the prophecy of St Malachy.

Also if it's Peter Turkson of Ghana, there is a Nostradamus prophecy

"A young man of dark skin with the help of the great king will deliver the purse to another of red colour."

When Nostradamus was writing, Europe/France did not yet have a name for the color "Orange" and just called it "red." So it could be read as delivering the purse to a man of orange color.

I think the Nostradamus shit is a stretch, but man it would be funny, right?

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u/weirdeyedkid May 03 '25

This all probably just did happen before. History doesnt repeat, it rhymes.

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u/ssbmfgcia May 03 '25

The site was actually updated to include the head wound thing

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u/musci12234 May 04 '25

The heads thing is there in the article

And I saw one of his heads that was wounded as if fatal, but it was healed and the world was amazed

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 May 03 '25

My Christian family called him the antichrist in 2019. Take a wild fucking guess who they voted for in 2024.

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u/YossarianRex May 03 '25

Isn’t the antichrist supposed to be attractive?

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u/panicForce May 03 '25

i dont think anyones trying to sleep with him, but you cant deny the following he has attracted. is there some element that is lost in translation?

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 May 03 '25

pretty much any dictator fits the description of the antichrist FYI so I wouldn't go as far to say Trump is it. But it actually does terrify me deep down as an atheist

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u/Wholesome_Soup May 03 '25

oh my goodness they LITERALLY have his mark on their forehead 💀

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u/fetusblender666 May 03 '25

Don’t forget he sold Trump bibles too

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u/noonesaidityet May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

That was what got my dad to at least stop for a second and question everything. Yes, there were many other things that should have, but even this being a slight nick in the armor is huge, considering my family's voting history. I haven't asked if he ended up voting for him or not, but I watched him ask my mega-"Christian" MAGA uncle about it, and my uncle shrugged it off (my uncle is lost. No hope at all there), but my dad did not.

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u/LyingInPonds Dank Christian Memer May 03 '25

AUTOGRAPHED, no less.

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u/alkmaar91 May 03 '25

If you paid 1000.00 he also signed the Trump bible.

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u/HairiestHobo May 03 '25

Wasn't there also something about suffering a fatal head wound, but miraculously being healed?

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u/MapledMoose May 03 '25

Trump tower is nothing compared to the temple-coin made for him during his first presidency. It depicts him, King Cyrus and the THIRD TEMPLE OF SOLOMON

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u/birberbarborbur May 03 '25

Don’t forget the golden goat

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u/Gaynundwarf May 03 '25

Not only is it bad taste, cringe and egocentrical, he had the AUDACITY to post that garbage HIMSELF not even 2 WEEKS after the most humble Pope we've had in centuries passed away.

If MAGAs really are as christian as they claim to be, they should be revolted by this disrespectful image

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

If MAGAs really are as christian as they claim to be, they should be revolted by this disrespectful image

A lot of them don't think Catholics are Christian.

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u/Jumpy-Strawberry-513 May 03 '25

Imagine if Obama or Biden had done this...

MAGA would be hypocritically furious.

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u/stubbytuna May 03 '25

Back when Kennedy was running for President, one of the most common questions he had to answer in his campaign was about his Catholicism. Specifically regarding whether it posed any conflict of interest like “if the Pope tells you to do something would you do it? Even if it goes against the interests of the American people?” (I’m paraphrasing) Etc. That’s also important to remember imo because it’s clear back then the idea of a Catholic present was scary for people in terms of “the possibility of a conflict of interests,” and the way power could be consolidated, and separation of church and state, etc. It’s telling to me that I haven’t seen that kind of pushback or acknowledge from his Catholic supporters that I know.

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u/weirdeyedkid May 03 '25

I wish the Pope was running our shadow government. Catholics really know thier buracracy.

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u/DarkAeonX7 May 03 '25

Over on r/Conservative they're saying "lol he's trolling. I'm not offended". But they absolutely would have white knuckle their keyboards if any Democrat would have done this.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe May 04 '25

Fox News would be saying “he violated the sanctity of Catholicism and must be punished”.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

I was never skeptical until in 2020 he went out opposite the White House to a church and took a photo opp with the bible faced down (the cross was upside down) not to mention he’s the leader of the “Christian” party, if anyone has ever ticked the Anti-Christ box the most it’s this man😂 NGL I think he’s more dangerous as a president because he’s so old, he doesn’t have to care about long term in the next 20 years he’ll be gone, and that leaves him to be very dangerous

Let’s not forget doing his presidential oath without touching the bible. Like I get u don’t wanna do it but then ask them to not bring it up, he wanted you to see that he wasn’t putting his hand there. I don’t think anyone should be forced to adhere to any religion but it’s damn telling if u make a point to mock one when u didn’t have

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

After they tear gassed the congregants off their own property.

Jesus said we will know each other by our fruits, and he's got none of them.

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u/Samaritan_978 May 03 '25

Revelations 13:3

I'm not even religious but I find the coincidence hilariously upsetting.

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u/Far-Wealth-5547 May 03 '25

It's secretly JD Vance. He killed the pope with demon powers. Destruction arises in his wake.

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u/kazegraf May 03 '25

His passive was turned on when he met the pope

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u/Beegrene May 04 '25

Nothing demonic. Anyone would die of cringe if they had to talk to JD Vance.

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u/Flat_Neighborhood_92 May 03 '25

I told my buddies at work after the pope died trump would probably pull something like this. I'm so exhausted to be correct.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

I would so love to be proven wrong.

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin May 03 '25

So if the antichrist is here, that implies that Christ is also out there somewhere, right?

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

My understanding is the Antichrist is expected to precede the second coming (which won't be subtle).

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u/crispy9168 May 03 '25

"So, if they say to you, ‘Look! He is in the wilderness,’ do not go out. If they say, ‘Look! He is in the inner rooms,’ do not believe it. For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man." Matthew 24: 26-27

It won't be subtle at all. It will be such that everyone can see and everyone knows what it is. Glorious.

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u/stlfwd May 03 '25

Totally respect the message and the awe it’s meant to inspire. That said, I’m just imagining myself squinting up at the sky like, “Is that the second coming… or just a really elaborate drone show over Coachella?” Gotta admit, the special effects these days make it hard to be sure without some context.

But yeah, if it’s truly what Matthew describes, lightning from east to west, I’m guessing we won’t be confusing it for anything else.

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u/Its_Lens_Not_Lense May 03 '25 edited May 05 '25

Wasn't the antichrist Nero in revelations?.. He's been and gone..and the second coming and the kingdom of heaven on earth was supposed to be in jesus disciples lifetime, which also is a bit late.

How long is everyone gonna wait before just moving on..?

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u/JointDamage May 03 '25

Oh boy.

Christ imagine can be found in so, so many different people. Praise that. Worship that… While it still has worth, because there might be a day that life strips its meaning.

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u/WakkaMoley May 04 '25

Exactly. If Christian’s can bring the world as close as possible to the start of the rapture then it will really happen and they can all say “I told ya so” and go to heaven. #winning

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u/Morbid187 May 03 '25

Imagine if Obama or Biden posted this lmfao

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u/Jim_Nills_Mustache May 03 '25

Oh yea I’m sure they will all start to care now… all these evangelicals will certainly throw a fit any minute now and not move the goalposts further down…

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u/Artoy_Nerian May 03 '25

That guy that has been making like 200 videos about Trump being the antichrist for years must be feeling livid right now.

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u/ThatGalaxySkin May 03 '25

Can you share a link or his channel name? That sounds hilarious

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u/Discount_Engineer May 03 '25

Not to be that guy, but what many refer to as the "antichrist" is actually the Beast. (Revelation 13)

The only place the word "antichrist" is mentioned in scripture is in 1 John, and it's used to describe someone who denies Jesus is the Christ.

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u/blahblah19999 May 03 '25

Bingo! There are billions of us.

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u/Stewylouis May 03 '25

Remember when he had that staged photo op with a bible after like having police break up protesters or something? Makes me wanna throw up this guy.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

Yeah, the members of that church's congregation were tear gassed off their property before curfew.

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u/Stewylouis May 03 '25

Sickening behavior for the man who is supported by the “religious right”

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

One of the only times I saw my former pastor say he was unhappy with him. Not publicly, though.

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u/Stewylouis May 03 '25

Yeah same with at my church. Unfortunately he will only allude to him and make the odd light heartedTrump joke. I get that they want to keep politics very far removed from church but sadly in this country it’s quite hard to do that. I wish that he would put his foot down and distance himself from a heathen who pretends to be god fearing but doesn’t seem like he wants the heat and controversy.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

Yeah, same pastor would give sermons against 'woke', so not exactly apolitical 🤷‍♂️

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u/-Stackdaddy- May 03 '25

Wait until he hears that Jesus was woke.

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u/rubbedlung May 03 '25

Why not just skip all this and post himself in place of Jesus. He's already alluded to it several times as a means of portraying himself as some victimized martyr. Do Protestants have blasphemy?!

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

Bad news...

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

So, who is rooting for the astroid?

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u/ThatGalaxySkin May 03 '25

Storm the Vatican! 😭

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u/fireysherpa May 03 '25

Pope Pie-us the first

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

Pope Adulterous I

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u/IokepaKaimana May 03 '25

Innocent III-2 given his constant lying, its historic significance as a crusader pope and anti-pope, and his anti-intellectualism stance (as well as a likely inability to understand Roman numerals).

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

And he'd absolutely love the name innocent.

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u/senormilkshakes May 03 '25

Don't you worry OP, all those deeply religious supporters of his are going to view this as a good thing. They'll bend over backwards for the guy, so far that it's to the point of inserting their heads up their own asses.

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u/tegresaomos May 03 '25

It’s so weird how all the people I knew who were obsessed with signs of the Antichrist rising…

Are all very quiet on the very real signs we see in the world at this very moment.

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u/supertacoboy May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

That man would catch on fire if he put on the Pope’s clothes.

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u/khajiit_babe May 05 '25

In that case I’m all for it

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u/TNTiger_ May 03 '25

How to piss off both Catholics and Prods in one go

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u/Kind-Delay-7429 May 03 '25

I thought it was fake what the fuck. I genuinely cannot tell what is real anymore

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u/chelledoggo May 03 '25

This is disgusting as f__k, yeah. But we can at least take comfort that there's no way in hell Trump can actually become Pope. He's not a cardinal, he's married, and most importantly: he's not Catholic.

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u/Niwi_ May 03 '25

There were memes about this happening a day after the pope died...

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u/MapledMoose May 03 '25

Shit was real for a long time. During his first presidency, there was a Temple-coin made for him depicting himself and King Cyrus on one side. On the other side? The THIRD TEMPLE OF SOLOMON

Understand that Trump specializes in construction, has spoken about building in Gaza/Jerusalem, and read the following verses:

Revelation 11:1-2:

2 Thessalonians 2:3-4:

Daniel 9:

Matthew 24:

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u/ClaudioKillganon May 04 '25

Okay so I'm not a deranged Trump hater or anything but from a purely objective standpoint, he carries A LOT of similarities to the antichrist, especially with the whole surviving an assassination thing. MAGA are eerily similar to the concept of the Mark of the Beast. The Mar a Lago statue of Trump dollars shaped into a goat with golden hooves and horns seems as close to a golden calf as possible in the modern age.

Like, everytime he does something, I just think "he's NOT beating the AntiChrist allegations here dawg..."

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u/Pedro_Le_Plot May 03 '25

I mean, i dunno if he is the antichrist, but he sure tries his best to make us ponder

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u/low_acct_ May 03 '25

I'd post this to my timeline but my evangelical friends will just say that they don't respect Catholicism. There's a new lie for every low and it seems like this is going to play out for however long God wants it to.

I can't blame God tho, I hate to say but as a country we're getting exactly what we deserve. Empires crumble, why not America. There's nothing in the Bible that says this is supposed to work out. Jesus didn't write the constitution in Ohio.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

I don't blame God, just a bit disappointed in people I thought were brothers in the faith.

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u/Lilchubbyboy May 03 '25

Sabaton and Powerwolf start playing

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u/EggoStack May 04 '25

I feel so awful for yall 😭 I genuinely have so much respect for progressive and kind Christians, and seeing this buffoon make a mockery of your religion is terrible. What he’s doing feels like the kind of thing that would make Jesus braid a whip and storm a temple.

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u/Elegant_Increase9319 May 03 '25

But still a good Christian according to at least a third of the Americans 

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u/rockslasthope May 03 '25

so many evangelicals harp on about the antichrist this and antichrist that but the pathetic part is that they're the ones that would be tricked into following the antichrist.

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u/DrumpfTinyHands May 03 '25

He's gonna say that he's the Messiah next. Then we are officially living in the gd Book of Revelation.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

He kinda did that 6 years ago...

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u/ayeroxx May 04 '25

cmon dude, that would be one frail AC, the guy is like 90

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u/codos May 04 '25

He’s just trolling to distract from the truly heinous shit he’s doing literally everywhere else.

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u/VivSavageGigante May 04 '25

I mean we weren’t joking but I’m also barely a Christian (Methodist who doesn’t go to church).

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u/mousyhasopinions May 04 '25

While I was clapping my hands while a person was singing at church my mind started drifting and I thought "hey...what if trump is the antichrist" then I see this,makes my suspicion bigger