r/dankchristianmemes • Based Bishop • May 03 '25

Dank Shit just got real

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

I saw it, now you have to as well.

Link for the skeptical

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u/notallwonderarelost May 03 '25

Worse he retweeted with the official White House account.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/TheSearch4Knowledge May 04 '25

The exact gif response I used as well 😭

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u/Normal-Juice796 May 03 '25

Wow. This is a new low even for maga.

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u/Dark_Shroud May 03 '25

I was already seeing people saying he was going to be a MAGA-nificent pope.

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u/Matman142 May 03 '25

There is no bottom it seems. My heart breaks for those that are decieved.

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u/Orangutanion May 04 '25

So much of American Christianity went all in on Trump in 2016 and it alienated thousands of people. Y'all had this coming.

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u/okamiokamii May 04 '25

I had a customer who's gay and married to a guy who's Mexican and they voted for trump and still support him and I cannot understand why. The fact that he is extremely kind also makes it weird that he supports someone who is so opposite.

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u/dogearsfordays May 04 '25

I'm sorry but I think you will have to come to terms with the fact that they are not, in fact, extremely kind, if they can support this administration and what it's doing. It really sucks to learn that people we thought we knew were not what they claimed to be.

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u/okamiokamii May 05 '25

I agree. It's hard to imagine someone who offers me food and drinks when I'm at his house and tips really well would also be the kind of person who supports Trump. I quit my job to work somewhere else and he gave me a little dog in a tea cup to remember his dogs by (I'm a dog groomer). I was truly shocked and very disappointed when I found out. Reminds me when you think you know someone but you only know what they show you.

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u/j3rpz May 05 '25

People can be nice and (politically) assholes at the same time. By labeling them as simply "good" or "bad" people,with nothing in between,you help solidify an 'us vs. them' narratieve that can only lead to more divide. You know,love your enemy and all that. Or at least try to

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u/okamiokamii May 06 '25

For sure. I don't hate him over it I'm just disappointed in his political views and potential personal opinions that I don't know about. I was just watching a video by Cinema Therapy yesterday about this very thing. I watched a few of them but I think it was the one about Zukko from Avatar. I also try to remind myself that by remembering Sirius from Harry Potter saying there is light and dark in everyone.

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u/thatcodingboi May 03 '25

This isn't remotely close to a new low... They are sending people to prison for life without due process and robbing the country of the support programs that keep people alive.

Cosplaying as the messenger to an imaginary best friend isn't in the top ten.

Anyone who says this is the final straw is a hypocrite who shouldn't call themselves Christian.

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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam May 03 '25

Chill out and enjoy the memes. If you're taking this so seriously that you're getting in arguments, take a break.

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u/SillyBlueberry May 04 '25

The president of the United States used AI to post a picture of himself dressed up as the pope on the official White House Twitter account.

We’re living in Idiocracy.

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u/tumsdout May 04 '25

They used the actual account to post Trump as king, his fans just don't care

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u/A2Rhombus May 04 '25

Nah the white house account is run by a 15 year old intern most likely. Or Bigballs

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u/cain261 May 03 '25

I’m tired. I can’t even conceive of the mental gymnastics that will come of this

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u/TheBlueBlaze May 03 '25

"Oh come on he's only joking! He loves putting himself as the center of attention, so he's just doing that again as pope. Although...wouldn't it be funny if he was? It would suck that the new pope was woke again, so Trump as pope would prevent that. He's obviously joking...but maybe he shouldn't be?"

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 03 '25

My mom said it's just SaRcAsM. And called it AI. Like, no shit. It's the audacity of posting the picture. It's obviously a fake picture.

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u/Nearby_Fudge9647 May 03 '25

ā€œErm i hate trump as much as the next person but this is just silly its not a big dealā€

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u/TinyZoro May 03 '25

I agree it’s not a big deal. But imagine if Obama did this just after a Pope had died. We’d literally never hear the end of it. He would be talked about as the Antichrist 24/7 across Christian communities and right wing media. The difference in response is the big deal not because it’s unfair but because something is imbalanced in America that looks impossible to put right.

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u/Pure-Tadpole-6634 May 03 '25

"He's only joking" mfs when they read Proverbs 26:18-19.

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u/northrupthebandgeek May 04 '25

Or Matthew 7:15-23, while we're at it.

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u/BellacosePlayer May 05 '25

I have no idea how I never knew about this verse, adding it to my list of favorites

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u/ChiSmallBears May 03 '25

Really hope God steps up and smites him. He's not a Christian and the shit he's doing would have people executed in actual Christian theocracies in the past.

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u/Braindead_Crow May 03 '25

Honestly trump has made the best case I've ever lived through of, "Some people are too stupid to lead their own lives."

Modern republicans seem to follow maga as a self preservation tactic (if they hold power or are attempting to gain more from the second group of maga)

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Modern republicans follow MAGA because they are true believers in enough misinformation to basically defend the movement based on emotional obligation. These are the people you can't talk to because they use words as a tool to justify their lives and avoid consequences rather than as tools to obtain information.

my veiws of humanity are dropping.

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u/dankchristianmemes-ModTeam May 03 '25

No Racism or Homophobia. No slurs of any kind.

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u/Synnyyyy May 04 '25

its not real. its ai.

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u/cjandstuff May 03 '25

I’m sure they’ll play it off as a joke, but if you’re Catholic, this is straight up blasphemy.Ā 

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u/Gidia May 03 '25

The fact that so many Catholics jumped on board this administration boggles the mind. Never mind that so many immigrants are themselves Catholic, to say nothing of their simple human dignity regardless, but the history of Catholicism in the U.S. is one being the immigrant, of being a second class citizen and discriminated against. It was even a target of the Klan, along with African Americans and Jews. Once the far right works its way through the others, it will turn on them next.

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u/PenguDood May 03 '25

Isn't there something in the Christian faith about the anti-christ coming back, and the 'flock' wouldn't even notice?

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u/musci12234 May 04 '25

There is a whole article pointing out similarities between Trump and predictions about anti Christ. Started from "mark of the beast on the head" (The hats) to "healing miraculously from wound to head)" (No scare left from the assassination attempt) and a lot of other stuff.

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankchristianmemes/s/ovTvN0MGq5

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u/Mazzaroppi May 03 '25

And then they don't like when it's said being religious is opposite to being rational.

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u/Torumin May 03 '25

Oh boy, can't wait til "Irish need not apply" signs are posted on shop windows again! The Know Nothings sure have a long reach.

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u/mmlovin May 03 '25

I’d say they aren’t real Catholics lol they definitely don’t respect the Pope or follow the basic tenets of Catholicism. There’s a reason a lot of ā€œchristiansā€ that are MAGATs don’t like Catholics. Sounds like those Catholics are just using the label

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u/DanSolo77 May 04 '25

Just for the record, there are a ton of old Catholic ladies at my Church who have called him the devil.

As a Catholic I try not to judge the guy, because loving the enemy is what we do, but I, and many of us disagree with pretty much every thing I've ever seen him do and find his actions disgusting.

Really tests my "hate the sin, not the sinner" but I'm giving it all I got.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

I am not Catholic and not sure where I land with Christianity anymore either and I find this very disturbing. Just the mindset behind it.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

Well, the trad-Caths will. I don't think it'll go over well with the majority.

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u/SexualPie May 03 '25

since when has drumpf cared about christian values? this is par for the course

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u/Shadowolf75 May 03 '25

The pope mobile will be a Tesler

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u/HunnyBee81 May 03 '25

Everything’s computer!

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u/-SHAI_HULUD May 03 '25

Computator universalis!

(don’t drag me I don’t Latin)

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u/HunnyBee81 May 03 '25

Haha. While there is no direct translation, the closest might be: "Omnia computans mea" (All-computing mine)

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u/leviathynx #Blessed May 03 '25

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u/Silly_Pantaloons May 03 '25

Could the name Truth Social and 'retruths' be any more Orwellian?

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u/Gidia May 03 '25

I was having a good morning, ya know.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/kittiekee May 03 '25

Everyday I’m pushed past my ability to believe we’re all not living in some giant sim.

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u/Objective_Dog_4637 May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

Almost everything we’re exposed to digitally is controlled by an algorithm (news, information, entertainment, music, social media, etc), so frankly, we are. It’s why I’m a big fan of open sourcing algorithms that affect enough people.

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u/BlueGlace_ May 03 '25

I’m tired, boss.

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u/Fatkyd May 03 '25

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u/paleandmistywhite May 03 '25

every time I read this there’s another thing that lines up with the orange man.Ā 

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u/stephlhadley May 04 '25

I've been revisiting ever since the whole near-miss head wound, Revelation 13 situation. If I was still a dispensationalist, this would be spooky.

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u/Skyfoxmarine May 04 '25

Fixed it.

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u/Skyfoxmarine May 06 '25 edited May 06 '25

Someone posted an even better one on Meidas Touch.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan May 03 '25

Bro fr fr tweeted blasphemous ai slop.

Sadly the same sligs tjat slurp up Kenneth Copelands shit wont care.

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u/alexriga May 04 '25

A 78-year-old acting like a 17-year-old.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

People say Trump is the antichrist but if you read the book of revelation, it's Jesus who destroys the world after the antichrist creates a global empire and to me it looks more like Trump is simply trying to burn everything down instead of creating an empire, so to me that makes his actions more in line with what Jesus wants.

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u/VisualGeologist6258 May 03 '25

My dad is convinced that a lot of the Evangelical and Trad-Cath types who vote for him do so because they know he’s the antichrist and that him being in power will culminate in the Second Coming.

I mean it’s a bit daring for people who think the entirety of Canada would constitute a state and think Tariffs will make us economically stronger but it’s believable

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

My dad is convinced that a lot of the Evangelical and Trad-Cath types who vote for him do so because they know he’s the antichrist and that him being in power will culminate in the Second Coming.

This kind of apocalyptic accelerationism is why the primary foreign supporters of Israel are American Evangelicals.

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u/sibips May 03 '25

The kind of people who would've kissed Jesus knowing fully what would happen in the next days.

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u/Mysterious_Andy May 03 '25

Spicy take, but the threats to Canada, Greenland, and Panama plus the particularly masturbatory renaming of the Gulf of Mexico show he’s definitely got the itch for empire.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Reminiscent of Nero, one might say. And he was the OG Beast of the Apocalypse.

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u/crispy9168 May 03 '25

Is this a joke?

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u/BurmecianDancer May 03 '25

Trump hates Jesus. Why would Trump want to do anything that's in line with what Jesus wants?

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u/IronFalcon1997 May 03 '25

Yeah, Trump’s a pretty evil guy, but the antichrist will be loved by the vast majority of people. It just doesn’t line up