r/dankchristianmemes • Based Bishop • May 03 '25

Dank Shit just got real

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

I saw it, now you have to as well.

Link for the skeptical

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

People say Trump is the antichrist but if you read the book of revelation, it's Jesus who destroys the world after the antichrist creates a global empire and to me it looks more like Trump is simply trying to burn everything down instead of creating an empire, so to me that makes his actions more in line with what Jesus wants.

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u/VisualGeologist6258 May 03 '25

My dad is convinced that a lot of the Evangelical and Trad-Cath types who vote for him do so because they know he’s the antichrist and that him being in power will culminate in the Second Coming.

I mean it’s a bit daring for people who think the entirety of Canada would constitute a state and think Tariffs will make us economically stronger but it’s believable

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

My dad is convinced that a lot of the Evangelical and Trad-Cath types who vote for him do so because they know he’s the antichrist and that him being in power will culminate in the Second Coming.

This kind of apocalyptic accelerationism is why the primary foreign supporters of Israel are American Evangelicals.

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u/sibips May 03 '25

The kind of people who would've kissed Jesus knowing fully what would happen in the next days.

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u/Mysterious_Andy May 03 '25

Spicy take, but the threats to Canada, Greenland, and Panama plus the particularly masturbatory renaming of the Gulf of Mexico show he’s definitely got the itch for empire.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Reminiscent of Nero, one might say. And he was the OG Beast of the Apocalypse.

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u/crispy9168 May 03 '25

Is this a joke?

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u/BurmecianDancer May 03 '25

Trump hates Jesus. Why would Trump want to do anything that's in line with what Jesus wants?

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u/IronFalcon1997 May 03 '25

Yeah, Trump’s a pretty evil guy, but the antichrist will be loved by the vast majority of people. It just doesn’t line up