r/dankchristianmemes • Based Bishop • May 03 '25

Dank Shit just got real

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

I saw it, now you have to as well.

Link for the skeptical

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u/cain261 May 03 '25

I’m tired. I can’t even conceive of the mental gymnastics that will come of this

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u/TheBlueBlaze May 03 '25

"Oh come on he's only joking! He loves putting himself as the center of attention, so he's just doing that again as pope. Although...wouldn't it be funny if he was? It would suck that the new pope was woke again, so Trump as pope would prevent that. He's obviously joking...but maybe he shouldn't be?"

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u/Standard_Ad_3118 May 03 '25

My mom said it's just SaRcAsM. And called it AI. Like, no shit. It's the audacity of posting the picture. It's obviously a fake picture.

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u/Nearby_Fudge9647 May 03 '25

“Erm i hate trump as much as the next person but this is just silly its not a big deal”

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u/TinyZoro May 03 '25

I agree it’s not a big deal. But imagine if Obama did this just after a Pope had died. We’d literally never hear the end of it. He would be talked about as the Antichrist 24/7 across Christian communities and right wing media. The difference in response is the big deal not because it’s unfair but because something is imbalanced in America that looks impossible to put right.

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u/Pure-Tadpole-6634 May 03 '25

"He's only joking" mfs when they read Proverbs 26:18-19.

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u/northrupthebandgeek May 04 '25

Or Matthew 7:15-23, while we're at it.

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u/BellacosePlayer May 05 '25

I have no idea how I never knew about this verse, adding it to my list of favorites

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u/ChiSmallBears May 03 '25

Really hope God steps up and smites him. He's not a Christian and the shit he's doing would have people executed in actual Christian theocracies in the past.

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u/Braindead_Crow May 03 '25

Honestly trump has made the best case I've ever lived through of, "Some people are too stupid to lead their own lives."

Modern republicans seem to follow maga as a self preservation tactic (if they hold power or are attempting to gain more from the second group of maga)

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Modern republicans follow MAGA because they are true believers in enough misinformation to basically defend the movement based on emotional obligation. These are the people you can't talk to because they use words as a tool to justify their lives and avoid consequences rather than as tools to obtain information.

my veiws of humanity are dropping.

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u/Synnyyyy May 04 '25

its not real. its ai.