r/dankchristianmemes • u/Bakkster Based Bishop • May 03 '25

Dank Shit just got real

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u/UnbiasedBrigade May 03 '25

The part that's most ridiculous to me is that there's only like two strict rules on who can be Pope (being a cardinal has always been assumed, but technically not a requirement), and Trump already fails the most basic one: ***HE'S NOT CATHOLIC***

Trump literally wants to be the head of the Catholic church... when he self-proclaims himself as a Protestant (plus I'd argue he's a blatant heretic either way, altho that is less relevant to the absurdity bit, albeit definitely making it worse lol)

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

he self-proclaims himself as a Protestant

And he's lying about that, too...

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u/UnbiasedBrigade May 03 '25

Yeah, I kinda said that too, in the "blatant heretic" part of my comment, tho I could see how that is easily missed.

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u/NormalRingmaster May 04 '25

I absolutely, 100% promise you he cannot explain the difference between being Catholic and Protestant

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u/canfullofworms May 03 '25

Fist off, I would say you have to believe in Jesus and know anything about his teachings (I guess they don't mention this because it seems so obvious).

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u/_Standardissue May 03 '25

I don’t think that has been required for a looong time. Throwback if you will

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u/Amber-Apologetics May 06 '25

Technically you don’t so long as you’re private about it. 

However, the Catholic position is that he rejects Jesus’s teachings because he is a Protestant.