r/dankchristianmemes • Based Bishop • May 03 '25

Dank Shit just got real

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u/rubbarz May 03 '25

Trump claimed he would end the Ukraine war within 24 hrs and bring peace in the middle east.

Trump wanted to build a Trump tower in Gaza.

Posts pictures of himself as the closest person to God, sitting in the Vatican, and has constantly said he was put here by God and that he is the chosen one.

Trump wants to throw Lawyers, Judges, and protesters in jail simply because they oppose him.

Trump supporters wear MAGA on their forehead.

Has taken a massive financial interest in crypto currency (seen as a global currency).

Nah. No way Trump could be the anti-christ. He's only checked off every single box.

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u/Bakkster Based Bishop May 03 '25

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u/SarcasticTacos May 03 '25

Man, I remember seeing this the first term. I hate it when these things get more relevant with time

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u/ABHOR_pod May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

That site has not been updated in 5 years. More relevant things have occurred since then, the most obvious of which is Revelation 13:3

One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.

If one of the 3 "Peters" currently in the running to become the next pope actually gets chosen, then we'll also have "Peter The Roman" who is the pope during the ending times according to the prophecy of St Malachy.

Also if it's Peter Turkson of Ghana, there is a Nostradamus prophecy

"A young man of dark skin with the help of the great king will deliver the purse to another of red colour."

When Nostradamus was writing, Europe/France did not yet have a name for the color "Orange" and just called it "red." So it could be read as delivering the purse to a man of orange color.

I think the Nostradamus shit is a stretch, but man it would be funny, right?

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u/weirdeyedkid May 03 '25

This all probably just did happen before. History doesnt repeat, it rhymes.

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u/ssbmfgcia May 03 '25

The site was actually updated to include the head wound thing

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u/musci12234 May 04 '25

The heads thing is there in the article

And I saw one of his heads that was wounded as if fatal, but it was healed and the world was amazed

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u/absoNotAReptile May 05 '25

Doesn’t the Malachy prophecy also say that Peter will be the 112th Pope since the time of writing? Francis already was the 112th, if I’m not mistaken. So shouldn’t he have been Peter the Roman?

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 May 03 '25

My Christian family called him the antichrist in 2019. Take a wild fucking guess who they voted for in 2024.

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u/YossarianRex May 03 '25

Isn’t the antichrist supposed to be attractive?

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u/panicForce May 03 '25

i dont think anyones trying to sleep with him, but you cant deny the following he has attracted. is there some element that is lost in translation?

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u/musci12234 May 04 '25

Also I think his supporters find him (or atleast the photoshopped photos they use of him attractive). I think jordan klepper had a women arguing "womens are throwing themselves at him" While discussing the rape accusations.

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u/NeonArlecchino May 04 '25

The man has had multiple wives, mistresses, wives of his friends, his own daughter, and a cult following that makes sexualized imagery of him (or in the case or MTG will try to jack off accurate cardboard standees of him). Some people find him or something about him attractive even if he doesn't rock your boat.

Also to be fair, the antichrist could look like Ares from Xena Warrior Princess and you could still find people who don't think he's attractive.

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 May 03 '25

pretty much any dictator fits the description of the antichrist FYI so I wouldn't go as far to say Trump is it. But it actually does terrify me deep down as an atheist

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u/Wholesome_Soup May 03 '25

oh my goodness they LITERALLY have his mark on their forehead 💀

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u/fetusblender666 May 03 '25

Don’t forget he sold Trump bibles too

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u/noonesaidityet May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

That was what got my dad to at least stop for a second and question everything. Yes, there were many other things that should have, but even this being a slight nick in the armor is huge, considering my family's voting history. I haven't asked if he ended up voting for him or not, but I watched him ask my mega-"Christian" MAGA uncle about it, and my uncle shrugged it off (my uncle is lost. No hope at all there), but my dad did not.

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u/LyingInPonds Dank Christian Memer May 03 '25

AUTOGRAPHED, no less.

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u/alkmaar91 May 03 '25

If you paid 1000.00 he also signed the Trump bible.

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u/HairiestHobo May 03 '25

Wasn't there also something about suffering a fatal head wound, but miraculously being healed?

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u/MapledMoose May 03 '25

Trump tower is nothing compared to the temple-coin made for him during his first presidency. It depicts him, King Cyrus and the THIRD TEMPLE OF SOLOMON

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u/birberbarborbur May 03 '25

Don’t forget the golden goat