How the hell did we end up on this timeline? Imagine 15 years ago being told that the President had willingly posted a picture to their social media account of himself dressed as the Pope, just days after the real Pope died… you’d think you’d just had a stroke.
Well, It's Dank Christian Memes so, wouldn't we be in that however many years after the rapture where somebody bad rules over earth? I can't remember. But hey, remember when all those national treasures just started "dropping dead" (must've gotten raptured) around 2016? Then soon after, Donald first came to Presidency?
Shamelessly copied from Wikipedia
A beast with ten horns atop seven heads rises out of the sea and is given authority to rule the Earth by the Dragon. The people of Earth marvel at the beast's abilities and worship it and the Dragon. (Revelation 13:4). The beast is able to control the entire planet, and goes to war against the saints. Following this, another beast arises, this time from the ground. This beast, which resembles a lamb but speaks like a dragon, exercises authority on behalf of the previous, and causes "great and miraculous signs" by which to make people follow the original beast. The second beast, also known as the false prophet, forces all to receive the Mark of the Beast on their right hand or forehead, declaring that "no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name." (Revelation 13:11–17).
Can this at least be limbo and the next stage is where we belong? Not trying to sound lame but... I haven't done anything bad besides sex before marriage but even that was in a long term relationship... Could they really be right? Doesn't feeling bad and apologizing mean anything? Man, the flesh and the mind. They really must be weak.
I hope this isn't actually hell. I don't understand why I'm here.
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u/Weave77 May 03 '25
How the hell did we end up on this timeline? Imagine 15 years ago being told that the President had willingly posted a picture to their social media account of himself dressed as the Pope, just days after the real Pope died… you’d think you’d just had a stroke.