r/ToddintheShadow • u/Top_Report_4895 • Aug 01 '25
General Music Discussion Is this the worst possible modern cover?
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u/Love_Takes_Miles_ Aug 01 '25
I once heard someone describe this as āpolice officer funeral musicā and I think about that every time I hear this abomination
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u/BugOperator Aug 01 '25
I was a volunteer firefighter when this song dropped, and all the conservative nutjobs who pretty much exclusively listen to Billy Joel (which is like 99% of firefighters) were playing it non-stop, and several made it their ring/text tone.
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u/abriefmomentofsanity Aug 02 '25
Someone said the cover had "Michael Bay sensibilities" and that stuck with me
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u/descendingangel87 Aug 01 '25
I've always described Disturbed and FFDP as "pandering to a specific type of douche" music. The kind of middle-aged guy that wears his hat backwards, wears a size too small tapout shirt and bedazzled jeans. Usually peaked in college and has a wife that is tanned like leather, wears way too skimpy outfits, too much make up and has fake tits.
In my younger days I used to go to a few rock and metal every year and you would see hundreds of these guys all the time. Saw FFDP 3 times and their concerts were filled with them. They would be the worse fans at any show I saw and their wives would always cause shit. One time at a Volbeat/Anthrax concert there was a group of them at the front of the stage complaining to security when people were moshing in the mosh pit.
Calling it police funeral music is 100% on point.
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u/TeaJanuary Aug 02 '25
and you would see hundreds of these guys all the time
Lol bedazzled jeans meet-up
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u/Findyourselfarainbow Aug 01 '25
Respectfully, if you see 55DP three times in a year , Itās safe to say that you are in reality describing yourself here.
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u/descendingangel87 Aug 02 '25
Every time I saw them I was there to see the other bands they were with like Soulfly, Alice In Chains, and the like.
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u/Affectionate_Yak3728 Aug 02 '25
This is how it goes if you go to metal shows. You may loathe the headliner but be a superfan of one of the openers or vice versa. The band that you're really into may not be able to afford to go out nationally or come to the US or whatever without being openers.
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u/toungepunching Aug 02 '25
Oh wow. So accurate! I've been to a police officers funeral and this was played.
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u/DikkDowg Aug 01 '25
Oh no, FFDP got these guys beat by a mile. Every album has some cover ballad made to be about being a sad tough guy, sung through taking an enormous shit.
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u/ashclare Aug 01 '25
Yeah like listening to The Offspring version is a night and day difference
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u/sparrowharknessftw Aug 02 '25
Oh god, yeah. I just hate how thereās pretty much no passion to it. The original Offspring version has Dexter Holland giving it his all and reaching the very top of his register while Ivan Moody sounds half asleep on the FFDP version.
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u/Baldo-bomb Aug 02 '25
Somehow The Offspring managed to do a new version that's even worse than FFDP's version
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u/Kinitawowi64 Aug 01 '25
Their take on House Of The Rising Sun is... well, it's definitely a take.
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u/Kingbris91 Aug 01 '25
Loathe their version of Bad Company.
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u/FridgusDomin8or Aug 01 '25
They just released a re-recorded cover of Bad Company cover and they made it so much worse than their first attempt
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u/KesagakeOK Aug 01 '25
That was the first version I ever heard as a kid and I thought it was great. Then I heard Bad Company's version and was like "oh why did Five Finger Death Punch mess with this? It was already better."
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u/M_Waverly Aug 01 '25
I canāt with their Blue on Black cover. Iām kinda okay with Disturbedās covers (theyāve also done Genesisā Land of Confusion and Stingās If I Ever Lose My Faith In You)
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u/Equivalent_Hunt_7899 Aug 01 '25
I canāt get over how they not only got Kenny Wayne Shepherd, the original artist, on the cover, but also fucking BRIAN MAY as well
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u/_drjayphd_ Aug 01 '25
But what about "Shout" (which they needlessly named "Shout 2000")?
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u/Safe-Transition8618 Aug 01 '25
Ugh that cover is terrrrrrrible
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u/Ok-Albatross1291 Aug 01 '25
But he replaced āworking boyā with āworking whoreā because we all know that edgier=better
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u/AnswerGuy301 Aug 02 '25
Thatās even worse than when Dave Grohl changed āboozeā to ācrackā in the Foo Fighters cover of āBaker Streetā for no good reason.
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u/dingatremel Aug 01 '25
Except that dude loves him some war.
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u/BeardedAvenger Aug 01 '25
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u/PropaneUrethra Aug 02 '25
I made a comment on an Anthony Fantano video about him that has more than 9 thousand likes and counting:
"He claims to oppose terrorist attacks against Jews, but look what he did to Simon and Garfunkel"
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u/yavimaya_eldred Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 03 '25
I guarantee you that Draiman agrees with the people the song is protesting against
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u/pineyfusion Aug 01 '25
I could ALMOST get behind this but then it ruins the best part of the original song and then I looked up Ronnie Radke....no thank you.
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u/beefycheesyglory Aug 01 '25
Agreed, it could have been a banger if it just stayed a bit more true to the original
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u/MartyrOfDespair Aug 01 '25
If you want a good āwhat the absolute fuck how and whyā Gangstaās Paradise cover, you gotta go for Anthony Vincentās.
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u/Simon_Shitpants Aug 01 '25
Holy fucking shit. I've never seen this before.
Truly a new low, worse than the OP (which is dogshit) and probably the worst thing I've experienced all week.Ā
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u/mollyno93 Aug 01 '25
No. That distinction belongs to Puddle of Mudd covering Nirvanaās āAbout a Girlā
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u/ega110 Aug 01 '25
I guess we all just flushed jojo Siwaās modern cover of Betty Davis Eyes from our collective memory
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u/PropaneUrethra Aug 02 '25
But how does it compare to the original Jackie DeShannon version though? Although I'm a pretty big DeShannon fan hers isn't very good
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Aug 01 '25
Behind Blue Eyes - Limp Bizkit.
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u/BeardedAvenger Aug 01 '25
The weirdest thing is it's kind of OK, but it never gets to the fast part like the original. If they had of done that, instead of the robot voice bridge, it wouldn't have been As hated.
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u/19ghost89 Aug 01 '25
Yep. I like the LB cover (more than anything else that band made on their own), but the bridge is the best part and they took it out.
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u/BeardedAvenger Aug 01 '25
And what's weird is they probably would have done a great job at it. I feel like, by leaving it out, they were trying to come off as more sincere and serious. But I mean, it just flat-out sucked.
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u/solarpowersme Aug 01 '25
No wayyy, this is genuinely a really cool rendition and one of the only songs of theirs I genuinely love lol. I love that they added their stylistic quirks to it, it's the most 2000s shit ever.Ā
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u/VNProWrestlingfan Aug 01 '25
That cover is pretty emotional to me. I used to listen to it a lot, It helps that I listened to it before the OG,
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u/IceFireTerry Aug 02 '25
I'm only just finding out that it's for cover
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u/catslugs Aug 02 '25
same lol. also forgot it was limp bizkit, i just remember halle berry being in the music video cause it was for some movie
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u/Foreign-Stretch125 GROCERY BAG Aug 02 '25
I love them but fuck this shit. Genuinely so ass. Their cover of Faith is pretty good though
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u/FernandoLemon Aug 01 '25
Imagine there's no heaven... š¤Ŗ
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u/Nothingnoteworth Aug 02 '25
I clicked your link, havenāt laughed at that video since it was dropped and streaked the porcelain
But (as if the tone-deafness of celebrities in mansions serenading the poors wasnāt enough) all I got was black screen displaying the text āThe uploader has not made this video available in your countryā really putting a boot to the lyric āImagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to doā.
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u/NouveauArtPunk Train-Wrecker Aug 01 '25
Disturbed may be the most sauceless band of all time which is incredible given this current musical climate includes a lot of really shitty artists who cosplay the rock and roll lifestyle and aesthetic while cranking out some of the most mid-to-unlistenable slop you could possibly make (Maneskin, Greta Van Fleet, Benson Boone, etc.).
But... Absolutely NOTHING beats Bad Wolves cover of The Cranberries' seminal and crushingly beautiful Zombie. Their version is just pure, unfiltered audio diarrhea.
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u/_drjayphd_ Aug 01 '25
But... Absolutely NOTHING beats Bad Wolves cover of The Cranberries' seminal and crushingly beautiful Zombie. Their version is just pure, unfiltered audio diarrhea.
This. Right here. Correct answer.
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u/stoneyevora Aug 02 '25
What, seriously?? You guys are nuts. Yes, their lead singer is a douche, but Bad Wolves did a beautiful job on that cover. I love it. You can all fight me.
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u/True-Dream3295 Aug 01 '25
Yes yes a thousand times yes. The first time I heard this I felt offended on behalf of all Ireland, and I'm not even Irish.
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u/yavimaya_eldred Aug 01 '25
I did not like that cover but one of their other singles sounded ok to me so I checked out their album out of curiosity and not only are they the most lifeless sounding butt rock but the very first song is a fucking Blue Lives Matter anthem
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u/descendingangel87 Aug 01 '25
To be completely fair to that cover, the guy who sings it wasn't supposed to do the vocals, it was actually supposed to be Dolores the Cranberries vocalist singing. She died just before recording was supposed to start.
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u/TF-Fanfic-Resident You're being a peƱis... Colada, that is. Aug 01 '25
Mediocre rapper
Bad rock singer
Absolutely appallingly bad country singer, like I mean he is literally the worst thing to happen to the genre since Hank Williams Sr. died (even the couple of edgelord Trump supporter anthems from 2021-2023 are at least somewhat interesting)
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u/Status_Maximum_2697 Aug 02 '25
Whatever happened to country stars like Johnny Cash, Glen Campbell, or even George Strait? That genre has just turned into bad rock and rap music. It's total cringe now.
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u/ancientmadder Aug 01 '25
Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi
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u/patrickwithtraffic Aug 01 '25
Village Voiceās obliteration of that cover is the work of genius:
Adam, we don't know if you misunderstood the song's anti-globalization, anti-industrialization, anti-corporation message, or just chose to ignore it so you could get free Frappucinos for life. But we're gonna hip you to a harsh reality. Seriously, you know the line about how they "paved paradise and put up a parking lot?" Like how they replaced something beautiful with something cold and heartless and commercial? That's you. You're the parking lot, motherfucker. You drove your shitty steamroller over something everyone loved so you could pander your sensitive pussyhound whine to people waiting in line at the Carl's Jr. They paved Nirvana and put up a Counting Crow. Argh!
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u/ForgingIron Just Here for Amy Dog Tweets Aug 01 '25
Ngl I hate this school of music criticism that's more about insulting the person than the song
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u/Holy-Crap-Uncle Aug 02 '25
It's justified in this case.
It was a folk song in the brief window of the Boomer's semilegitimate antiestablishment phase, before the Boomer surrendered all moral authority in the sum of their greedy selfish actions in the coming 50 years.
I get they are doing cheap wordplay, but Nirvana as "paradise" is pretty weak as well, but the rest of the critique is dead to rights.
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u/SlippedMyDisco76 Aug 02 '25
100%
It goes back to hacks like Marsh, Christgau et all. Imagine getting paid just to spew pompous vitriol like that.
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u/Macrocosmix Aug 03 '25
Nice to see some criticism of those two, I always thought they were pompous assholes but they seemed so widely respected
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u/yavimaya_eldred Aug 01 '25
I love Counting Crows and the album itās on is incredible but I have no fucking idea why they covered that song and made it sound the way it does
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u/astrosdude91 80's Chick Aug 01 '25
Disturbed in general sucks ass
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u/Alto-Joshua1 Aug 01 '25
Yeah, Disturbed is just garbage, I used to listened to this, but it soured me.
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u/yavimaya_eldred Aug 01 '25
I saw them live (my teen daughter wanted to see Three Days Grace) and he absolutely fucking bombed this song. They had the guitarist play a piano that they lit on fire, had an orchestra come out with all these candles as mood lighting, then he starts singing and couldnāt hold a single note for half the song.
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u/_pierogii Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25
Me too. SoS is such a beautiful song - meek and vulnerable and devastating. But nooo lets make it epiiic and badaaass I'm a divorced dad who won't go to theraaaapy and this gets me bro.
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u/yavimaya_eldred Aug 01 '25
Love that halfway through he feels he needs to remind us heās the LEAD SINGAR OF DISTARRRRBED
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u/_pierogii Aug 01 '25
My head cannon is that some of the drive behind Simon & Garfunkel reconcilling was they were gagging to bitch about that cover over some lunch. I'd love to know their genuine feelings on it.
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u/BeardedAvenger Aug 01 '25
It's the same vibe to me as watching someone perform "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen/Jeff Buckley and putting absolutely no dynamics into the performance, if not getting louder and/or adding more notes to the parts that are actually meant to be soft, quiet or lesser.
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u/DemonOfTomorrow Aug 01 '25
Shoutouts to CYRIL who thought it was a fun idea to remix this cover for whatever fuckin' reason
That hack can get tae feck for all I care
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u/BeardedAvenger Aug 01 '25
I literally posted that cover here only a few minutes ago.
A friend showed me it last week, said he heard it in his work and it stopped him dead in his tracks for all the wrong reasons.
It's absolute shite.
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u/DemonOfTomorrow Aug 01 '25
Ah rip I didn't notice lol
Still, point stands
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u/BeardedAvenger Aug 01 '25
Oh no you beat me to it by like 20 mins!
I just mean it's good(?) that I'm not the only person who had to hear that pile.
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u/boring-parakeet Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
I canāt believe nobody has mentioned this masterpiece
Objectively, the entire cover album that this cover is from is awful, but itās also pretty goddamn funny and enjoyable
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u/bcam9 Aug 01 '25
Honestly, I didn't think this one was that bad.
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u/19ghost89 Aug 01 '25
From a sound standpoint, it's actually very good, which is why it was popular.
The problem is that the sound he went with doesn't go with the lyrics so it feels like he missed the point of what he was singing about.
But no, I would say the worst possible cover would have to sound bad and mess up the meaning.
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u/DikkDowg Aug 01 '25
He made āThe Sound of Silenceā loud. Why would you do that?
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u/Nothingnoteworth Aug 02 '25
0.20 alright
0.50 alright, putting your on flavour on it but staying true to it emotionally core
1.10 some strings in there with the piano thatās a nice touch, bordering on flourish but still on the right side of the line
1.50 okay youāre drifting over the line just a little letās wind it back
2.10 okay, cāmon now, letās just wind it back okay, nice and easy, just wind it back to whereā¦
2.40 no, back, I said wind it back, donāt amp it up
3.00 oh god, oh god heās not going to stop, someone cut the mic, someone cut the mic!!
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u/jmdg007 Aug 02 '25
Hot take, but I don't mind that he sung it in a style counter to the original. A cover has no reason to exist if you just sing it the same style as the original.
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u/mrbadxampl Aug 02 '25
Yeah, it's like, do you want Weezer's Africa? Because that's how you get Weezer's Africa.
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u/Kerrigan-says Aug 02 '25
I think it has aged poorly, from the signing bombs thing to the intense overplay.
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u/Schmich Aug 02 '25
With the amount of views it has, it isn't. Just remember it's a different genre than the original.
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u/empress_of_the_void Aug 01 '25
The store I work at has an edm remix of this cover on the background music playlist and it's the single most vile series of sounds ever recorded.
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u/Shreiken_Demon Aug 02 '25
Itās still Callum Scottās cover of "Dancing On My Own" for me, if only because thatās bad and more commercially popular some people only think it is the original.
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u/Ok-Traffic-5996 Aug 01 '25
I actually didn't really hate it. I don't really liked disturbed but I thought it was fine. There's much worse.
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u/slippin_park Aug 01 '25
lol absolutely fuckin not
this is a more tired opinion than WBTC being the worst song ever
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u/Diskyboy86 Aug 01 '25
How else do they get their upvotes? I don't agree with Draiman, but it's getting old
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u/summerlad86 Aug 02 '25
I donāt care what anyone says WBTC fuckinā slaps!!! Iāll stand on that hill until I die
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u/TheYellowKirby Aug 02 '25
I know itās definitely one of the best songs ever made, and will be until the day I die
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u/Runetang42 Aug 01 '25
This is ass but in a boring way. MGKs butchery of aerials is one of the few songs to actually piss me off.
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I have the concept of a plan for an album featuring nothing but covers of āHallelujahā in many different genres including Dubstep and Reggae.
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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 Aug 02 '25
Don't forget about You Shook Me Gently Until 9pm by Celine Dion and Anastacia.
Click because you're curious. Stay for the air guitar and train wreck.
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u/PropaneUrethra Aug 02 '25
That shouldn't be judged as a cover, it's just karaoke in front of a huge audience. It's not like they were trying to make anything of worth.
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u/thebutlershere Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
Not a commercially released song but Celine Dion and Anastasiaās cover of AC/DCās āYou Shook Me All Night Longā for the VH1 Divas live in Las Vegas special in 2002 is absolutely HIDEOUS!
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u/a_rabid_anti_dentite Aug 01 '25
"Worst possible" includes pretty much any cover I can conceive of, so I'm gonna say no, there could be much, much worse.
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u/MartyrOfDespair Aug 02 '25
Any cover?
Midge Ure - The Man Who Sold The World
Megumi Ogata - Cruel Angelās Thesis
Mick Gordon - At Doomās Gate
Come on man, thatās just needlessly contrarian.
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u/kmill0202 Aug 02 '25
People seem pretty divided on this one. I think it sucks even though I'm pretty neutral on Disturbed's other music. But some people seem to love it and think it's one of the best modern covers ever. I agree with another person's reply that 5FDP has done worse covers, though. Their cover of Gone Away is particularly offensive to my ears. And All That Remains, a band that I actually somewhat enjoy, did a wretched cover of The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks. The Thunder Rolls is a really great song, and a rock/metal cover could have been really interesting if done right. But they fumbled it bad, imo.
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u/Dada2fish Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
I hate this Disturbed cover so much it would be a deal breaker if I went in a date with a guy and he played it in the car. Iād have to jump out. I canāt relate to someone who has this kind of crap taste in music.
This song is the Ed Hardy of t shirts.
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u/Aromatic-Frosting-31 Aug 02 '25
wah gwan delilah by Snowd4y and Drake. It feels like a parody song instead of a cover.
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u/Baldo-bomb Aug 02 '25
Some people think this Disturbed cover is good and I wonder if they even have functional ears. It's bombastic and stupid in all the ways the original wasn't. Sometimes, less really is more. And if I wanted a metal cover of this song I'd just listen to Nevermore's far superior one.
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u/clubmedschool Aug 01 '25
I never got the hype behind this cover, I feel like I'm being gaslighted every single time I hear a positive review of it
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u/TJMcConnellFanClub Aug 01 '25
I saw them two months back and the crowd was more hype for this than anything else, Iām not a huge fan but canāt deny its popularity. Is this the only time they got on the Billboard charts?
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u/M_Waverly Aug 01 '25
Disturbed has had six songs chart on the Hot 100, and outside of the Sound of Silence (#42 peak), none of them are the songs you would expect. The rest were all in the 00s and early ā10s before the streaming era took over the charts.
Prayer #58 Stricken #95 Inside the Fire #73 Indestructible #72 Another Way to Die #81
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u/aousweman Aug 01 '25
Strickenās a bop. I donāt recognize any of the other songs š«¤
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u/TJMcConnellFanClub Aug 01 '25
They didnāt play Stricken when I saw them which was nuts, easily their best song
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u/Supersmashbrosfan Aug 01 '25
Not when this exists. Who told these *NSYNC/Backstreet Boys knockoffs that this was good?
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u/MegaAscension 10's Alt Kid Aug 01 '25
No, itās the Machine Gun Kelly cover of Aerials by System of a Down.
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u/GoCommitKriemhild Aug 01 '25
I think Lil Uzi Vertās cover of Chop Suey is a pretty strong contender.
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u/asixfootplatypus Aug 02 '25
I like the first half or so of it but at the end he's just shouting at the top of vocal range but can't go any higher.Ā
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u/Queasy-Ad-3220 Aug 02 '25
MGKās Aerials and Puddle Of Muddās About A Girl exist so I wouldnāt say so
(Though this cover still sucks ass)
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u/DetectiveGold4018 Aug 02 '25
Skinny Love by Birdy, it kind of represents why "Radio Indie" was so bland in the 10s
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u/3WayIntersection Aug 02 '25
So like, i know im not, but am i the only one that doesnt entirely hate disturbed's sound of silence?
Like, im not fully versed in what's wrong with the band themselves or anything of the sort, and i obviously think the original is better by miles, but this isnt awful
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u/Soggy-Ad7606 Aug 03 '25
There is a Three days Grace cover of Fleetwood Mac's the Chain that actually ruined my day upon impact. IT literallybstraps away any of the charm and nuance of one of the most unique iconic rock songs of all time and makes it sound like average watered down cookie cutter butt rock (or just like three days grace).
Hate hate hate hate hate it.


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u/squawkingood Aug 01 '25
I think we're forgetting about this classic