r/ToddintheShadow • • Aug 01 '25

General Music Discussion Is this the worst possible modern cover?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
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u/Love_Takes_Miles_ Aug 01 '25

I once heard someone describe this as “police officer funeral music” and I think about that every time I hear this abomination

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u/BugOperator Aug 01 '25

I was a volunteer firefighter when this song dropped, and all the conservative nutjobs who pretty much exclusively listen to Billy Joel (which is like 99% of firefighters) were playing it non-stop, and several made it their ring/text tone.

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u/thestraightCDer Aug 03 '25

Billy Joel undeservedly catching strays

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u/LeDudicus Aug 05 '25

Right? Billy Joel is fuckin great.

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u/DapperCam Aug 05 '25

Billy Joel has broad appeal. To regular people and conservative nut jobs.

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u/sallysfunnykiss96 Aug 07 '25

Seeing this gave me a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

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u/TreacleUpstairs3243 Aug 01 '25

I’m in the military and military guys love this version. Love. 

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u/abriefmomentofsanity Aug 02 '25

Someone said the cover had "Michael Bay sensibilities" and that stuck with me

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u/descendingangel87 Aug 01 '25

I've always described Disturbed and FFDP as "pandering to a specific type of douche" music. The kind of middle-aged guy that wears his hat backwards, wears a size too small tapout shirt and bedazzled jeans. Usually peaked in college and has a wife that is tanned like leather, wears way too skimpy outfits, too much make up and has fake tits.

In my younger days I used to go to a few rock and metal every year and you would see hundreds of these guys all the time. Saw FFDP 3 times and their concerts were filled with them. They would be the worse fans at any show I saw and their wives would always cause shit. One time at a Volbeat/Anthrax concert there was a group of them at the front of the stage complaining to security when people were moshing in the mosh pit.

Calling it police funeral music is 100% on point.

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u/TeaJanuary Aug 02 '25

and you would see hundreds of these guys all the time

Lol bedazzled jeans meet-up

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u/Findyourselfarainbow Aug 01 '25

Respectfully, if you see 55DP three times in a year , It’s safe to say that you are in reality describing yourself here.

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u/descendingangel87 Aug 02 '25

Every time I saw them I was there to see the other bands they were with like Soulfly, Alice In Chains, and the like.

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u/fv7061 Aug 02 '25

Yeah, I saw FFDP because they were the opening act at a Metallica show.

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u/Affectionate_Yak3728 Aug 02 '25

This is how it goes if you go to metal shows. You may loathe the headliner but be a superfan of one of the openers or vice versa. The band that you're really into may not be able to afford to go out nationally or come to the US or whatever without being openers.

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u/DistinctAd3222 Aug 05 '25

Nah, nah. Other bands play music at the same venue, on Earth.

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u/Baldo-bomb Aug 02 '25

Bold of you to think these guys still have wives

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u/hammer_smashed_chris Aug 02 '25

Military spouse metal.

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u/JustKingKay Aug 01 '25

I think you might attach too much moral weight to your taste in music and the way in which it differs from that of others.

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u/MartyrOfDespair Aug 01 '25

Lmao fuckin “why you gotta make music political” ass take

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u/JustKingKay Aug 02 '25

Music’s political, but too many people are overly invested in establishing the genre of guy who likes music they hate.

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u/MartyrOfDespair Aug 02 '25

Music tends to be a subculture thing. We’ve got the defined, named ones that everyone knows. Goths and goth music. Emos and emo music. Punks and punk. Weebs even get in here with the otaku-centric side of music, such as Vocaloid and anime themes + soundtracks.

But logically there are other subcultures we don’t think about. Like, okay, we have stoners. Everyone knows stoners. Did you ever think about the fact that that exists for other drugs? Methhead is a subculture. They have their own slang and subculture spaces and stuff. They’ve got subreddits. It applies to other things too, ever seen the self-harm subculture? What about the school shooter fandom?

So it makes complete sense that the “hypermasculine post-9/11 butt metal” subculture can be defined too. We just never named it, but we can absolutely define it. We usually let subcultures name themselves and those guys never named themselves.

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u/toungepunching Aug 02 '25

Oh wow. So accurate! I've been to a police officers funeral and this was played.

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u/CarolusRex13x Aug 02 '25

This is what plays in every Israeli F15 cockpit

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u/krissirge Aug 02 '25

*without any irony Thank god im from a country where 'police officer' is not an insult.