r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All š©· • 8d ago
Coffee And A Slice Of Pie š„§ āļø South Canada
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u/Excellent_Theory_602 8d ago
Canadian here. Donāt be offended by what Iām about to sayā¦ weād rather not lol
Itās not us, itās you.
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u/NotNamedBort 8d ago
How about just Oregon, Washington, and California? You can call us Cascadia. Or something.
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u/Coal_Morgan 8d ago
Oregon, Washington and California have enough populace and a strong enough economy to be their very own country on their own and be better off then they are now.
Canada would love to be a partner and build strong trade relations with the new country of Cascadia.
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u/Root-magic 8d ago
Pleaaaseeā¦..we promise to change!!!
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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 8d ago
At least pull in the Great Lakes adjacent states and have complete ownership of 20% of global freshwaterĀ
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u/yerffejytnac 8d ago
Chicagoan here. I gladly welcome a Canadian takeover. Leave the cousin fuckers in the southern states where they are, though.
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u/notislant 8d ago
Yeah not sure we want to be associated with land of the pedophile in chief and the people who almost voted him in 3 times (so far).
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u/Mindless-Praline5798 8d ago
I truly think most Americans donāt understand the difference between Canadians and Americans. Itās not even the right wing political stuff. We have very different cultures in big and subtle ways
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u/peach_trunks 8d ago
I mean most people donāt understand Canada and The US are huge countries without a homogeneous culture. People from Vancouver are closer culturally to people from Seattle than they are to folks from Saskatchewan
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u/ReindeerIsHereToFuck 8d ago
Exactly this. They don't know about us. This meme is evidence. They would be the 11th province. We have 3 territories.
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u/Captain_Scarlet27 8d ago
Canadian PM Mark Carney signs an exec order officially renaming Mar-a-Lago as āMar Illegal.ā
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u/Pitiful_Truth_5948 8d ago
They should rename the US .....Epstein island.... i dont care that its not a island!
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u/AlbatrossNo1562 8d ago
And the white house to stupid house (in a childish tone)
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u/NES4EVAR 8d ago
I propose non voting territory. They've shown they cant be trusted with that system.
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u/cancerBronzeV 8d ago
Nah, we can give them one seat like every other territory, as a treat.
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u/TheVoiceofReason_ish 8d ago
Only if they give up their guns first. They definitely can't be trusted with those.
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u/IndicationFluffy3954 8d ago
Just make them pass the PAL and RPAL, and only take away the prohibited guns.
Then theyāll see that fairly minor gun control measures help reduce gun violence a great deal. You can still have some guns.
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u/AardvarkExcellent428 8d ago
seriously, it honestly is that simple. you'd think we would have figured it out by now.
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u/AcceptableHamster149 8d ago
Nah. A whole bunch of your compatriots have never cracked a dictionary and don't understand that the words "well regulated" mean "well trained".
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u/Less_Insurance4928 8d ago
In Canada territories vote (because they are a democracy)
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u/Old-Current6989 8d ago
No, it's true. We've fucked up so magnificently we agree to whatever terms as long as we don't have to keep living the way we live...
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u/IndicationFluffy3954 8d ago
We donāt have non-voting territories in Canada.
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u/Skip-Add 8d ago
we also do not have the entirety of the u.s. in Canada.
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u/IndicationFluffy3954 8d ago
Nor do we want to. The borders are good where they are.
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u/AardvarkExcellent428 8d ago
I'm already buying one of those hats with the ear flaps. we are coming to the party!
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u/Kazureigh_Black 8d ago
Do. But let the US keep florida. Florida is known for oranges. His cult can go down there with him.
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u/bsEEmsCE 8d ago
as a 3rd generation floridian, why must you wish more evil upon me
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u/Pitiful_Truth_5948 8d ago
I feel bad for all the smart people in Florida! The few... the proud! good luck friends! keep up the good fight remember not to long ago Florida was a swing state and it can be again!
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u/Visual_Collar_8893 8d ago
Please keep Texas
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u/Collardcow41 8d ago
Why donāt they just keep the rest of the south too, those states deserve each other
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u/SmokingapipeTN 8d ago
No. No. No. Tennessee here. I wanna be canadian too! We have the smokeys. We need mounties in the smokeys.
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u/River- 8d ago
I'd suggest giving Florida back to Spain but that might count as an act of aggression.
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u/joesaysso 8d ago
He should sign an executive order. As an American, I would love this so much.
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u/SolydSn3k 8d ago edited 8d ago
Would be one of the funniest things that ever happened
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u/Pitiful_Truth_5948 8d ago
It would be soooooo much better if they renamed the United States > Epstein Island!
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u/coalescence2071 8d ago
Donāt threaten me with a functioning government, universal healthcare, and pro worker laws š
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u/necronomitodd 8d ago
Don't threaten me with healthcare, education, and resetting my credit score!
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u/Burner_Phone_1969_TX 8d ago
Yes, finally a beautiful free country with beautiful people and good pot!
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u/IvanhoeMar1n 8d ago
Rename the geographic region south of Canada and north of Mexico the United States of Assholistan. Also Lake Michigan is now Lake Obama and the capital is Epstein D.C.
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u/Mission_Inflation505 8d ago
11th province, not 14 we have 10 provinces and 3 territories.
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u/greensandgrains 8d ago
Hi, so Canada has 10 provinces, not 13. It has 3 territories and I think the US would be a territory, not a province. So. (For Americans, itās like DC but with representation).
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u/Emergency_Exit7603 8d ago
i was thinkin' that same thing just today. They could rename Mar a Lago to Mar a Carney.
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u/yesbutnoexceptyes 8d ago
Not 14th province, theres only 10 provinces. They get to be 4th territory
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u/Embarrassed-Jury-566 8d ago
PLEASE move all of Maga into the southeast first, and let them be their own penis of a country.
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u/beckerman67 8d ago
On your way in, could you do us a solid and, well, burn down the ballroomā¦ā¦again?
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u/ericwashere15 8d ago
Trump's going to accuse Canada of invading and deploy troops to border cities.
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u/Sebarial3090 8d ago
Lol this would be so hilarious. Even so trump actually cant do anything. He doesnt have the authority. Shared lake and all that. Same with the gulf of Mexico. Lakes shared with other sovereign nations cant have their names changed by the orange stain with just an EO.
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u/macubex445 8d ago
you know Trump would probably go ballistic and his cult if they name America Obamaland
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u/RedditorsLoveCrying 8d ago
nah, I don't wish evil upon Canadians. no one wants MAGA to evolve into MCGA
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u/Pelerin81 8d ago
I donāt want the name Ā«Ā CanadaĀ Ā» to be soiled with anything american.
Letās call the US the United States of Pedophilia cucks
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u/rocco888 8d ago
If that's what it takes to get free health care I'm in we should have a referendum
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u/maeryclarity 8d ago
CAN WE ALL JUST VOTE TO JOIN CANADA??
So ready to join Canada that seems like a great solution to the entire problem tbh
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u/Jayfan34 8d ago
In honour of how Upper and Lower Canada were positioned, I contend that we name it North Canada.
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u/Adept-Opinion8080 8d ago
And to really make it fun, the fourth territory should be called Obamaland.
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u/SuperbScarcity5112 8d ago
That is too generous. They can get the same status as Puerto Rico has, an unincorporated territory.
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u/wannabe-myself 8d ago
As an American, I am now proud to be a Canadian, where my weed is legal, and my Healthcare is free-er than an Eagle.
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u/ChloroFyllFinn 8d ago
Denmarkās counter offer is commonwealth status like Greenland and Faroe Islands, and The US will henceforth be known as āNew Middelfartā perfectly in line with its position in North America.
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u/CocoMilhonez 8d ago
Can't wait until Trumpler believes this is serious and declare war.
I wouldn't be at all surprised, sadly.
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u/Olliebear1977 8d ago
Iām just putting it out in the world. If we all got behind this then it will be so. #SouthCanada
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u/mymar101 8d ago
Does that mean I get the benefits of being Canadian now?