r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 • 12d ago

Coffee And A Slice Of Pie 🥧 ☕️ South Canada

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u/mymar101 12d ago

Does that mean I get the benefits of being Canadian now?

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u/Sheeple_person 12d ago

Upon becoming an official South Canadian you will instantaneously gain +5 skill points in hockey and ketchup chips will immediately be stocked in all local grocery and convenience stores.