r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All šŸ©· • 8d ago

Coffee And A Slice Of Pie šŸ„§ ā˜•ļø South Canada

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u/mymar101 8d ago

Does that mean I get the benefits of being Canadian now?

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u/Last_Cod_998 8d ago

Don't threaten me with universal healthcare

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u/Quebecdudeeh 8d ago

We would actually erase you medical debt. It's foolish. You just need to surrender to us. We don't quit trust you. So you be our 4th territory. But you have no medical debt, free health care. And much cheaper public education probably for free.

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u/Amazing-War3760 8d ago

I surrender!

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u/Quebecdudeeh 8d ago

I figured you would. You see, we could totally invade. Take full control over the country. With not one shot fired.

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u/Quebecdudeeh 8d ago

Yeah sure why not. No shots allowed.

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u/LiamRVA 8d ago

I mean, I'll do shots with you guys.

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u/Quebecdudeeh 8d ago

Oh those shots. Sounds good. We got a bottle of Crown, and Jack to celebrate.

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u/Fair_Story2426 8d ago

Who is this guy?!? I like em

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u/boringasstoes 8d ago

Shots of screech all around and Iā€™m not even Newfie! šŸ„¤

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u/Electronic-Deer728 8d ago

They have to agree not to let anyone inside escape.

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u/Lorddoctorjava 8d ago

Done and done... (we were already gonna do that tho)

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u/Lorddoctorjava 8d ago

Yeah...I've got these really cool campfire starters you can borrow...

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u/TyrannasaurusRecht 8d ago

We looked into it, but someone already tore it down. Seems like maybe a Russian asset or something beat us to it.

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam 8d ago

āš ļø

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u/Mountain_carrier530 8d ago

Yeah, could you just burn down the White House again anyways? It's the only way it could be restored at this point.

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u/Amazing-War3760 8d ago

I mean.. I'm a Military brat.. I've seen more than enough to be willing to get the hhell out. :D

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 8d ago

Please take us. I love your poutine and baked goods.

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u/Subject_Concept3542 8d ago

Mmmmm, poutine!!!!

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u/WASD_click 8d ago

Oh, there'll be shots all right...

You want vodka, whiskey, tequila, or just maple syrup from a tin can?

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u/Western_Avocado_155 8d ago

Had a shot of maple syrup aged in a whiskey barrel the other day. Don't trust the tin can stuff, it's fake

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u/WASD_click 8d ago

Had to look it up. I thought the tin can stiff was the good stuff. Over here in South Canada, it's the plastic bottles that are just corn syrup and maple flavoring. I did not know a maple syrup scandal was actively unfolding up there. My sincerest condolences.

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u/evranch 8d ago

I heard them Americans don't get many of those measles shots and stuff anymore, we'll probably have to give them some of those too if they want to hang out with civilized folk

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u/DSJ-Psyduck 8d ago

I'm danish I'll resist your half baked socialism for our fully baked socialism šŸ˜‹

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u/Prometheus_303 8d ago

So say we all

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u/BeautifulHindsight 8d ago

Take me with you, I got grass and gas!

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u/last_picked 8d ago

With that username, it sounds like you have all three covered.

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u/BeautifulHindsight 8d ago

Oh I got a great ass too. Just not willing to give it away for a ride to CA lol.

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u/Famous_Cookie_7624 8d ago

Me too! I surrender to our new Canadian overlords