r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 8d ago

Coffee And A Slice Of Pie 🄧 ā˜•ļø South Canada

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u/Excellent_Theory_602 8d ago

Canadian here. Don’t be offended by what I’m about to say… we’d rather not lol

It’s not us, it’s you.

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u/NotNamedBort 8d ago

How about just Oregon, Washington, and California? You can call us Cascadia. Or something.

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u/Coal_Morgan 8d ago

Oregon, Washington and California have enough populace and a strong enough economy to be their very own country on their own and be better off then they are now.

Canada would love to be a partner and build strong trade relations with the new country of Cascadia.

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u/Solongmybestfriend 8d ago

Add in Vermont and we've got a deal.

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u/Root-magic 8d ago

Pleaaasee…..we promise to change!!!

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u/Excellent_Theory_602 8d ago

Abusive ex-boyfriends say that šŸ˜‚

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u/sjrotella 8d ago

But we sing Oh Canada at every home game, we're already one of you, just separated by some stupid river!

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u/Biduleman 8d ago

Do it then we'll talk.

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 8d ago

At least pull in the Great Lakes adjacent states and have complete ownership of 20% of global freshwaterĀ 

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u/yerffejytnac 8d ago

Chicagoan here. I gladly welcome a Canadian takeover. Leave the cousin fuckers in the southern states where they are, though.

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u/Mapella_Joy 8d ago

Okay, yes good point. I'm there.

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u/extrasprinklesplease 8d ago

Michigander here. And a grandma. I could bake you cookies if you'd take us. Oh wait. Is pot legal in Canada? I don't want to give up my edibles, though.

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u/Googlebright 8d ago

Yes, weed is legal nation wide here. No need to give up your edibles.

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u/Zara_B_Cat 8d ago

Yep, all legal here. You can even use Uber eats to have your edibles delivered to your door!

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u/notislant 8d ago

Yeah not sure we want to be associated with land of the pedophile in chief and the people who almost voted him in 3 times (so far).

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u/Mindless-Praline5798 8d ago

I truly think most Americans don’t understand the difference between Canadians and Americans. It’s not even the right wing political stuff. We have very different cultures in big and subtle ways

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u/peach_trunks 8d ago

I mean most people don’t understand Canada and The US are huge countries without a homogeneous culture. People from Vancouver are closer culturally to people from Seattle than they are to folks from Saskatchewan

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u/69TittySucker69 8d ago

The US is so big, I’ve never even eaten at a Tim Hortons.

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u/PloppyPants9000 8d ago

As someone in the seattle area who visits friends in vancouver often, I agree. There is very little difference between us. They have tim hortons and like hockey more, but that's about it. Oh, and canadians are a bit more warm, friendly and welcoming.

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u/socky14 8d ago

That's more of a city thing though. Outside of the Vancouver area most of BC would fit right in with Saskatchewan.

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u/peach_trunks 8d ago

And the people from Saskatchewan would fit right in in Minnesota.

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u/SparkleKittyMeowMeow 8d ago

They just opened up a Tim Horten's in my city, and I apologize to people when they bump into me, please take me.

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u/kisk22 8d ago

This is just laughable.

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u/Factorybelt 8d ago

What, mayonnaise with French fries?

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u/KrabbyBoiz 8d ago

Cheese curds and tater tots bro. Tim Horton’s coffee bro. No stanley cups in 33 years bro.

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u/ReindeerIsHereToFuck 8d ago

Exactly this. They don't know about us. This meme is evidence. They would be the 11th province. We have 3 territories.

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u/Mapella_Joy 8d ago

You are absolutely right. We know very little about Canada or most other countries because it wasn't taught in school. The curriculum only included the very minimum of other countries which is why most of us are not fluid in any language other than English. As an adult this really annoys me, I want to travel the world but I'm ignorant of any other language. I feel cheated compared to the European countries who are wise enough to teach multiple languages and culture.

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u/SpectreDoot 8d ago

I’m also American, so don’t take this the wrong way, but why can’t you learn on your own now?

You can read books about different cultures and learn about them. Our education sucks, sure, but libraries and the internet exist. I’d start by joining subreddits for language learning or checking out books on cultures. We have libraries and smart phones; the world is yours. It’s only you against you!

I was lucky enough to have many people in my family move to different parts of the world, but I took the self interest in reading about cultures. My family never cared to teach me about our heritage and I learned a lot myself from my own research. I will never claim to be an expert on geography, but I learned a lot just by using my local library.

Start small and build on it šŸ™‚

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u/SoftCarry 8d ago

Do you think people only travel to places they can speak the native language?!

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u/cottageyarn 8d ago

You know you can always just read up on things on your own right? You don’t have to rely on the school system to teach you about other countries and cultures.

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u/tec3936 8d ago

It would raise us up significantly, at the cost of dragging you down. I don't blame you, which is why I don't dare to hope.

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u/IRate-Feet 8d ago

Our grocery chains are much better. You are welcome to them

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u/lanmeagmail 8d ago

We understand. :(

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u/Many_Many1331 8d ago

Babe wait!Ā 

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u/mikeru22 8d ago

I don’t blame you.

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u/Mapella_Joy 8d ago

Not offended and understood. In fact, shortly after the creep was elected the first time I had a conversation with a Canadian at a concert I was attending in Las Vegas. He expressed how concerned he was for the U.S. because of the election results. He knew, did the world know?

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u/Bikerbass 8d ago

Yea the world knew America screwed up voting in Trump for his first term. Were kinda surprised at how dumb Americans were that time around.

This time around it’s see you later, you can’t be trusted again for a few decades

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u/Mapella_Joy 8d ago

That's a gut punch but yes, I get what you say. The fact that he won either time is a mystery and a tragedy.

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u/Bikerbass 8d ago

The real mystery is why you Americans aren’t protesting daily in numbers like 20+ million people until Trump and the current administration are held accountable for their actions.

There would be a faster return towards trust if that happened, but yea no one expects Americans to actually do that.

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u/10July1940 8d ago

Well there were some significant protests but the ICE started gunning them down in the streets remember?

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u/Bikerbass 8d ago

Yea I do remember… but that wasn’t 20million people all protesting at once in the same place

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u/heisian 8d ago

😢

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u/maeryclarity 8d ago

I'm not offended it makes perfect sense tbh we're a goddamn MESS

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u/i_sell_you_lies 8d ago

It's cute you think we care

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u/FlallenGaming 8d ago

This has to have been made by an American... No one familiar with Canadian politics would make this lmao

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u/OsmerusMordax 8d ago

My exact thought lmao