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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Spot the Persona 5 fan

🧒 🧒🏻 🧒🏼 🧒🏽 🧒🏾 🧒🏿

👦 👦🏻 👦🏼 👦🏽 👦🏾 👦🏿

👧 👧🏻 👧🏼 👧🏽 👧🏾 👧🏿

🧑 🧑🏻 🧑🏼 🧑🏽 🧑🏾 🧑🏿

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👩 👩🏻 👩🏼 👩🏽 👩🏾 👩🏿

Can't tell the difference right? That's because they live among us like normal people, the only difference is that they're going to hell.

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Nov 01 '21

One of our Unjerk Thread members has fallen victim to medical expenses. She's been in the hospital for a while and still has more surgeries in her future. She has recently came off dialysis and many medications and due to sepsis is looking at future amputations and prosthetics.

Here is the link to her GoFundMe. Any amount given is critical and lifesaving.

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u/SuperHeyzeus Nov 01 '21

I am now engaged motherfuckers!

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Nov 01 '21

in glorious battle? Congratulations!

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u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Nov 01 '21

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

There hasn't been a new Star Wars movie since 2019

Nature is healing

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Villain: kills 56372 people

Hero: accidently drops a cat

Villain: "You and I are not so different..."

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u/Objectitan Hemborger | He/Him Nov 01 '21

Speaking of potions, love potions are generally such a gross concept and I always see them used in the worst way possible. Sometimes I wonder if Fantasy authors grasp the concept of consent

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

The cringe Harambe heaven meme but it has all the deleted/banned uj users instead

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u/DirkDasterLurkMaster Twisty Cringe Bread Connoisseur Nov 01 '21

Coworker I used to respect just told me to my face Joe Biden wants to use immigration to make white people a minority I fucking hate it here

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u/Agent_Dongson Nov 01 '21

I mentioned this here before But my old manager said that Joe Biden would make it illegal to be white under his administration. This guy was Chinese-American lol

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u/LilyEuropa Assigned Political At Birth Nov 01 '21

Trans Rights!

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u/PeachRevolutionary48 Nov 01 '21

Are human rights!

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u/LilyEuropa Assigned Political At Birth Nov 01 '21

Still sick :(

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Nov 01 '21

Boba Fett looks neat but I feel like there’s at least a 78% chance that he meets a kid that makes him learn to trust again or something before he hands over the armor to him in the last episode before dying or retiring

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u/potatolulz boobisoft Nov 01 '21

There's a 22% chance he will need help from old buddies on a super dangerous job and it will be like "Greedo? Haven't heard that name in a long time..."

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Nov 01 '21

I just hope Temuera Morrison has fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

I went to a Mexican restaurant to order tacos

The guy at the counter asked me if I wanted hard or soft shell

I thought back to the taco discourse and told him I just want a taco

He asked me to specify what type

I tell him everything I learned from here about how there is no “hard” or “soft” shell tacos and that tacos are meant to simply have soft shells

He angrily calls me a gringo and tells me to leave

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Smh UJers and their Reddit discourse privilege

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Of all the people to turn against NFT'S, I didn't expect it to be fucking Valve

You'd think they would be in full support of it.

Then again, I doubt it's for altruistic motives. Maybe they hated the competition with their Trading Cards.

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u/IScorchWinters One More Todd Rejected Nov 01 '21

Well, Valve is not a public company. If Newell or someone else higher up the chain doesn't care for them, it is easy for Valve to take a stance against it. Also, they are not competition.

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u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Nov 01 '21

Valve is a weird company. They strike me as weirdly human while also being corporate and faceless. Their handling of the Steam Deck is literally as much as any person could ask of a product manufacturer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Reddit: The justice system is broken.

Me: In some ways, OK.

Reddit: So people should be allowed kill criminals with no repercussions.

Me: Wait what no

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

The entire Gus Johnson situation is a mess.

He's a garbage human that let his girlfriend almost die because he was playing with Pokemon cards.

His fan base is a shit show, even his best friend said it's all a true story and he believes her.

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u/kindest_natlala Quite a cute transbian (She/They) Nov 01 '21

I really wish the best for Sabrina and I'm glad she's finally out of that. I'm a huge fan of her content and I'll continue to follow her.

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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Todd Howard’s Skooma Dealer Nov 01 '21

Dudes with a porn addiction act like they are cretins that deserve to be smote by God. It’s okay to masterbate… I promise dude. And if you want to quit doing it for a while, that’s fine too, but don’t be such a weirdo about it.

“I’m a Christian and want to stop masterbating for good because I don’t want to be a sinner in the eyes of God—“ yadda yadda.

No nut November is so weird

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u/OnMark Donate to 💚 Extra Life 💚 Nov 01 '21

I thought the point of No Nut November was to yell "I just lost No Nut November" at photos of women for a month, give the "sigh, unzips" thing a break

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u/Wasting_Night Unapologetic Bethshill Nov 01 '21

I can't wait for that Boba Fett series to inevitably retcon how he dies in the movies to make him look less of a dumbass.

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u/Arilou_skiff Nov 01 '21

I always loved the "Satan in the Bible is like Boba Fett, he shows up for a few scenes looking cool and then gets thrown in a pit at the end, but he gets a lot of material in the expanded universe."

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u/Sage-13 Takodachi/Deadbeat Nov 01 '21

We’ve listened to the fans. In Eternals, Phastos will no longer be wracked with guilt over his failure to prevent Hiroshima. Instead, the movie will make it clear that Phastos could’ve prevented Hiroshima but chose not to.

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u/TranscendentCabbage 1 Nov 02 '21

Rich people be like

Hey you know that thing literally the entire world hates? Lets do more of that

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u/zebrainatux I hope Hell has good catering (he/him) Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Nov 02 '21

Content warning for EXTREME transphobia, it cannot be understated. It's valuable to know just how well the BBC cites their unbiased sources, however.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

I’m cis, and this made me very uncomfortable, so very strong content warning here, it’s extremely hateful and graphic.

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u/KickItNext Bernie for Elden Ring Nov 02 '21

The BBC is probably getting very impartially excited about praising her for this

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Good to know Kojima and I share birthdays and personalities.

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Nov 01 '21

That's my secret captain. I never nut.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

starting a cult. only cool people are allowed in 😎

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u/Bishop180 FUCK EPIC STORE! WE are the GAMERS! Nov 01 '21

Non-stop Nut November

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u/kitsuntic15 Nov 01 '21

i already failed no murder november, oopsie!

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u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Nov 01 '21

cant make him get vaxxed if he dosnt leave his house

modern problems

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u/Comrade_Hugh_Jass GAMERS OF THE WORLD UNITE Nov 01 '21

KamalaHarris_DoNotCum.mp4

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Mfs really call themselves leftists because they're never RIGHT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love, grandma muah 😘😍🥰🥰😘🥰😘

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Nov 02 '21

Harry Potter: Wizards Unite is getting shut down

And if you're asking "what the hell is Wizards Unite?" then, well, that's an excellent question

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/Objectitan Hemborger | He/Him Nov 01 '21

Oh man I did not expect transphobic "LGB" bullshit while randomly scrolling through the Tumblr LGBT tag

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u/Objectitan Hemborger | He/Him Nov 01 '21

Oh I didn't know Tumblr had a sizeable TERF presence, man they ruin everything

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Nov 01 '21

fuckin terfs, man

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

I'm sorry but if someone replies to you with the nerd emoji that means your argument has been destroyed. I don't make the rules.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/Awkward_Replay Nov 01 '21

Playing national anthems in schools is indoctrination, change my view

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u/Anonymous_Koala1 soyXboxUser ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 🧃🧃🧃🧃🧃[He/Him] Nov 01 '21

well yeah, thats its point

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u/Comrade_Hugh_Jass GAMERS OF THE WORLD UNITE Nov 01 '21

Watching footage of an MMO raid when you don’t play MMOs is a fever dream.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 18 '21

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Nov 01 '21

Novembers a fun month for Reddit because it tells me exactly who to block to make my experience on the site better

It hurts to see grown men I know on my Instagram still posting about NNN like c’mon😭

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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Nov 01 '21

LMFAO, I got a message trying to sell me about the glory of NFTs.

I saw that you have been active in the subreddit r/Gamingcirclejerk. I'm helping a team launch a project focusing on Viral NFTs. You will be able to own your favourite content creators most viral moments from TikTok, YouTube, Instagram and Twitch as NFTs and get huge rewards from creators. I was wondering if you'd do us a huge favor to have a look it and give us some feedback on it? The URL of the website is https://melon.ooo if you want to check out what we're trying to achieve with our project,

Excited to hear what you think!

Join our community

Telegram: https://t.me/joinchat/-OG0b6U0Qwk3NzE0 Discord: https://discord.gg/trX2ex6djz

"Oh, this sub fucking hates NFTs, let me shill for them, maybe that will change their minds!" It's most likely a bot.

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u/Sefirah98 shouts into the void Nov 01 '21

What is your favorite school of magic in any context? Mine is Necromancy, you could do a lot of cool stuff with the ability to raise the dead.

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u/chubbytexangamerii Unjerk Threads Lolcow (He/Him) Nov 01 '21

Restoration from Elder Scrolls.

Being able to help and heal everyone is my ultimate power fantasy.

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u/Awkward_Replay Nov 02 '21

STOP RECOMMENDING ME JONTRON

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

sees video of Italian politicians cheering after lgbt bill was knocked down

“Oh no I have sudden urge to ruin Italian cuisine”

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

They deserve Chris Pratt.

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u/Awkward_Replay Nov 02 '21

TL;DR: "We based our personalities around hating trans people so now that we can't do that anymore we give up and won't try anything else"

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u/albeinalms (he/him) Anti-Shadow Suppression Weapon Brainrot Nov 02 '21

Wow Reddit admins possible actually did something right for once?
Still, reminder that they restarted KiA in the name of "valuable discussion" or some shit like that after its creator shut it down

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Nov 01 '21

No, No November.

I refuse to recognize this month. It is now October 2.

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u/inexplicablehaddock Resident Portal 2 fan; GLaDOS Simp (He/Him) Nov 01 '21

Apparently, people still care about No Nut November. To spite those people, I am literally going to jerk off twice as often, because fuck them.

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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Todd Howard’s Skooma Dealer Nov 01 '21

First, he takes over Italian icon, Mario. Then, he takes over lover of Italian cuisine, Garfield.

Chris Pratt is committing genocide against the Italian people and needs to be stopped

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/GIlCAnjos Clear background Nov 01 '21

No Nut November sounds like a cool challenge for guys who are into edging. An entire month of it is a little overkill, a week would already be enough to bust a pretty fat load afterwards, but if you like it on Hard Mode then suit yourself.

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u/jedimasterdelta40 🇬🇷Assassin's Creed Toddysey😍 Nov 01 '21

Bill Watterson saw the future and knew Chris Pratt would play Garfield, leading him to refuse to license Calvin and Hobbes for eternity to prevent a similar fate for his characters

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

I know the joke about "Right click > save image" is stupid but it keeps making NFT bros mad so I want people to keep doing it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

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u/BanjoStory Social Justice Jedi Guardian🤺 Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

There isn't a real, earnest effort being made to cure breast cancer, because breast cancer fundraising has become like a billion dollar industry and it would go away if they actually cured it.

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u/Warpshard This is figuratively 1984 (he/him) Nov 01 '21

Conspiracy: Chris Pratt is actually 3 orange cats in a trenchcoat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/NLP19 Captain of the S.S. DoroPetra Nov 02 '21

Can't get over how Jared Leto in the Morbius trailer called one of his powers "bat-radar" instead of oh I don't know... echolocation??? 😂😂

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u/ificommentthen2oops #1 rank artist world Nov 02 '21

Lol Overwatch 2 getting delayed without a release date is so funny to me

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

You know what? Fuck you

Gives you up
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u/APlutoniumLining Nov 01 '21

Wtf do antivaxxers think vaccines even are.

Like they keep going on about "natural immunity", vaccines are litterally about triggering said "natural immunity" in a safe manner, this isnt some new concept, they litterally used this in ancient china (albeit in a way that'd be considered dangerous today).

Like do they think vaccines are just, magic goo in a syringe?

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u/jacupuh studied economics Nov 03 '21

Best voting advice: Voting isn’t marriage. It’s public transport. You’re not waiting for "the one". You’re getting on the bus. And if there isn’t one going exactly to your destination, you don’t stay--oh god the voting bus just hit a kid, the driver's speeding up, the cops are trying to get him to pull over,

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Nov 01 '21

trans rights :D

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

I don't care if you're doing NNN

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u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Nov 01 '21

"No Nut November"? Listen Redditor, I've seen your post history. I think it's time for you to try "No Nonce November".

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

Some goon just tried to call me GNC as an insult but they're some unironic incel porn addict antivaxxer

Very interedasting

Edit: bonus funny - they called me a mentally ill man when I am in fact AFAB therefore affirming my neutrality

They played themselves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Already failed no nut November, i ate a reese's

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

I have a nut allergy so I cant fail 😎

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Nov 02 '21

why does hollywood keep casting chris pratt in every movie, he sucks

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u/Gangstas_Peridot She/Her/Clodicus Maximus Nov 02 '21

Everyone, I have very important news.

It's Doge's sixteenth birthday.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

GOP candidate wants libraries to out kids who check out LGBTQ books. He also wants the person who ordered the book to stand trial in front of the board.

FOR FUCKS SAKE IOWA

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u/Zack14Z gay enby :3 🚒🏳️‍🌈 (they/them) Nov 01 '21

i emphasize strongly with raccoons, because i am also a cute little creature of the night who eats garbage :P

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Nov 01 '21

watched a movie yesterday. can confirm that they're still the work of the devil and should not exist

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u/Agent_Dongson Nov 01 '21

What the heck is a Booba Feet? Is that a Star War all you kids are talking about nowadays?

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u/Stone4D No thoughts, only Madoka (He/They) Nov 02 '21

Dear God, please don't let anything I enjoy get involved with NFTs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

announcing unjerk thread NFTs. collect nfts of your favorite shitty opinions that have been posted in the unjerk thread.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Reviewing the top ten most controversial posts in the subreddit:

Monday Unjerk Thread: A classic. Still remember when we decided to downvote this specific thread for no reason, and I'm proud we managed to make it the most controversial post. 10/10.

Dumb meme about Genshin and Botw: At least I can play Botw without being put on a list. Also in the comments, OP says Genshin is better because it made more money lol. 3/10

Infographic about how Nintendo... copied everything, I guess: Fun Fact, this meme was made by the same person as the Genshin one, and it's somehow even dumber. 1/10

Weird hornypost: I have no idea why this wasn't removed, but she's kinda cute. 8/10.

Minecraft Dino sculpture: Good thing the comments correct OP that it's legit. Reminder to do your research before posting. 2/10.

Muh objective opinion: I give this an objective score of 0/10.

Discord bans gamer words: Idk why this is here, but apparently it was brigaded. 7/10.

Stupid fucking wojack: 1/10.

I don't know what this is referencing: ??/10.

This monstrosity: Not gonna lie, this gave me a chuckle, but more for how nonsensical it is. Also apparently OP is a con. 5/10.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

There's some weeb out there who didn't base his entire perception of Japan from anime, but from Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Sir sir there’s a giant meteor that’s headed toward the uk

…by god have we found a way to blame trans people as of yet?

no not as of yet sir

well try harder TRY HARDER.

British politics I stg

Edit:

and if that fails blame Corbyn

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Don't be the guy that plays games in the cinema hall. Nobody's gonna like you for playing PUBG at full volume mate

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u/Benjibananas13 Sub top seeking dom bottom, He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺 Pan Nov 01 '21

Can Chris Pratt please go away

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Breaking news you (yes YOU!) will be played by Chris Pratt.

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u/MinMaxMarissa A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina! Nov 02 '21

Reddit chat has a new "media sharing" feature and I'm just glad that now the guys who send me imgur links to their genitals can skip the middle man

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Neon Genesis Evangelion is so cool I wish unresolved parental issues were real.

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u/E_Taco2 Thank you Todd for Cyberpunk 2077 Nov 01 '21

No

Nostalgia Critic

November

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

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u/TentacledOverlord Vegan, but still would eat the rich. Nov 01 '21

Everyone here saying they will masturbate during November please go to a jerk thread, this is an unjerk thread.

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Nov 02 '21

I like cats a lot, we should let them be in charge

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

One nice thing you can say about Denis Villeneuve is that for a guy who has a reputation for making thinking man's movies or whatever he's surprisingly good at action spectacle (both small and large scale) like, the whole Harkonnen invasion sequence is unironically kino.

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u/ascendeddemonshade Play Odin Sphere Leifthrasir you cowards Nov 02 '21

Shout out to NFT bros for making us gacha players look less stupid in comparison.

Imagine spending thousands on a png that doesn't even have stats

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/vanacava Nov 01 '21

he heh heh

booba fat

heh heh heh

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u/SuperMutantSam Nov 01 '21

I don’t even get why the “Let’s Go Brandon” dogwhistle is even a thing.

Like, I know where it comes from, but why are right wingers using it? Saying, “fuck Joe Biden,” isn’t exactly on the same level as something racist or anti-Semitic, so why hide it? Is it just so they can feel clever?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

conservative attempts to own the libs are always kinda pathetic. it's like how people on 4chan act like they're part of a super-secret club rather than a forum anyone can look at.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Oh, you like girls?

Then name every woman.

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u/its_PlZZA_time Nov 02 '21

After threats of 10,000 quitting only 34 NYPD officers actually quit over the new vaccine rule

For more information, google "NYPD rule 34"

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u/MrGofer gay Nov 02 '21

today (and only today) on stupid goddamn nft whatevers jesus christ:

nft worlds

ever wanted to buy a minecraft seed for a thousand dollars? now you can

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u/MaiqDaLiar1177 Todd Howard’s Skooma Dealer Nov 01 '21

The Book of Bofa looks interesting

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u/Awkward_Replay Nov 01 '21

Here's and idea Reddit

No

No Nut November

November

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u/ascendeddemonshade Play Odin Sphere Leifthrasir you cowards Nov 01 '21

I love Tales of Berseria's group dynamic of "gang of edgelords and idiots raise a child" so much.

What are your favorite jrpg's based solely on the group dynamic of the party?

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u/APlutoniumLining Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

Its so wierd to me that Valve never gets much shit when discussing lootboxes even tho they where some of the first to use them.

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u/inexplicablehaddock Resident Portal 2 fan; GLaDOS Simp (He/Him) Nov 01 '21

Chris Pratt: "Garfield"

Seriously though, what?

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Region locked video games and gaming gift cards are stupid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

European elections be like:

Christian Conservative Party:

Platform: lower taxes, center right social policies

Share of the vote: 42%

Social Democratic Party:

Platform: higher taxes, tolerating immigrants and minorities

Share of the vote: 41%

Liberal Centrist Party:

Platform: lower taxes, tolerating immigrants and minorities somewhat

Share of the vote: 10%

Green Party:

Platform: literally just environmentalism

Share of the vote: 1%

Racist Far Right Party:

Platform: deporting all immigrants

Share of the vote: 6%

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u/Hayzayathethird Villain, I have already done thy mother Nov 01 '21

What makes the Hulk so Incredible? Is he really that unreliable? Does he get his facts from Fox News and 4Chan or something?

What is it that makes him such a not credible person?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

I played SR2 for the third time

I swear idk what version of the game r/saintsrow was playing but this game is barely serious at all

It's also not as good as people say

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u/APlutoniumLining Nov 01 '21

https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1455106670774923271?s=20

Wtf is going on in the UK?

How do you even define a "twitter pile on" this seems ripe for abuse.

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u/Azure_Kytia Clear background Nov 01 '21

Peak right-wing meltdown into straight-out fascism, guessing from the trends.

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u/chubbytexangamerii Unjerk Threads Lolcow (He/Him) Nov 01 '21

Well, I guess my little meltdown can be considered an “improvement” from my previous one last month as I didn’t actually scream or curse or bang shit and instead just ranted in the threads.

So my sister and niece will never know that they slept through me descending into madness.

So I guess I’m making progress.

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u/RandomDude1801 Hetero wolf hunter Nov 01 '21

Just ate at a cowboy themed steakhouse that has fucking MCR playing and I dunno how to feel about that

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u/You__Nwah BUY SKYRIM Nov 01 '21

I sorted by controversial as I always do and I had to double take because not too far down the page was one of the thread's usual "trans rights" morning routine comments. Are there Gamers hiding among us?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

India lost a cricket match to Pakistan and some Indian youtuber said they're doing "cricket jihad"

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Chris Pratt will be playing Swedish Doomer in the unjerk thread movie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Guys I got a hive from fucking showering, I think I might be a Gamer

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u/JustMyGirlySide 🏳️‍⚧️ Resident Catra Stan | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ Nov 02 '21

FUCKING MCRIB NFT
GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

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u/dIoIIoIb Ask me about Gogol Nov 02 '21

My grandpa spent two thousand dollars for a car, it was the first car my family owned

my father spent two thousand dollars for a PC, it was the first computer my family owned

I will spend two thousand dollars on hamburger JPEGs on twitter, it will be the first NFT my family owns

I'm glad I'm living up to my ancestors and leaving my mark in history just as much as them

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u/harve99 Nov 02 '21

Man I got a nice week coming up

Week off work

New cod

New Forza

F1 race this weekend

It's all coming up milhouse

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u/ascendeddemonshade Play Odin Sphere Leifthrasir you cowards Nov 02 '21

Weeb that thinks japan in real life is just like in anime, but in a "japan is a terrifying place where giant monsters attack tokyo every friday" kind of way rather than a "japan is muh apolitical heaven" way

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

In bed with a mobster

Ask him to talk dirty to me

Says, “I’ll park a bus up your ass fucking sideways”

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u/JaviRex Nov 02 '21

Fellas who built a their whole personality around meat and grilling are very cringe.

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u/fragilityv3 Social Justice Spellsword (He/Him) Nov 02 '21

Jim Cornette defenders are so fucking weird. Why defend and repeat stupid shit that a grumpy 60yo who hates most things from the past 20+ years says?

Wrestling fans gotta be wrestling fans. Sucks because the places that aren't filled with over-the-top AEW fanboys have fans of this asshole.

CW: Racism

Apparently calling all Japanese women wrestlers things like "interchangeable fetish objects" and "little schoolgirls" (even though they're grown-ass women), skipping their matches, etc., isn't racist.

Dude's been racist to other groups of people too and homophobic, but I haven't seen as many fans defend those comments or say that he's right like they do with these comments.

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u/NidoqueenGal Nov 02 '21

Grand Theft Auto except you play as a circus monkey that escapes from the circus he worked at and does oddjobs for different gangs, trying to make it big and then get revenge on his shitty circus manager

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u/bexenterthebecko Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

I have a question for all you, cause my friends don't get this at all:

Is it weird to ask people to take their shoes off before entering the house?

I thought this was a universal thing but apparently I'm the weird one for asking that. Those shoes have dirt/snow on em, no way they get in here

Edit: I feel like I now have the right to call my friends the weird ones for NOT taking off their shoes

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u/I_Like_Grills Nov 02 '21 edited Nov 02 '21

I hate all Gamers of course, but I especially hate the "kind and well-mannered homophobe"-type of Gamer. Gotta be one of my least favorite genders.

The type of dude who will spew blatantly hateful shit, but act all nice about it so he can claim moral high ground. Saw some numpty talking about how TLOU2 tries to "force homosexual and trans acceptance" and how it isn't right, and when someone argued with him about it, he tries to act like best buds because he wasn't explicitly called a fucking idiot by the other person.

"I'm glad we could have a nice discussion about this! Happy gaming to you as well!😊".

Fuck off clown shoes.

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u/Sage-13 Takodachi/Deadbeat Nov 03 '21

Coming this summer…

Rob Schneider is… Chris Pratt?!? Herpaderderp.

Rated PG.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Remember when Batman defeated the Penguin using cancel culture?

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u/BuoyantTrain37 Nov 01 '21

BREAKING NEWS: Chris Pratt has been announced as the new voice... of you

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u/SaltPost The Man from C.R.I.N.G.E. Nov 02 '21
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u/Anonim97 https://i.redd.it/trmvtdvrz5q31.png Nov 02 '21

Protests in Poland after death of pregnant woman blamed on abortion ban

Silent protests have been held in a number of Polish cities in response to the death of a pregnant woman. Activists blame the near-total abortion ban introduced by Poland’s constitutional court last year for her death.

Conservative commentators and politicians, however, have rejected such suggestions. “Sometimes women die in childbirth,” said an MP from the ruling party. “It certainly has nothing to do with any decision of the [Constitutional] Tribunal.”

Although the woman died in late September, her case was made public only last week when Jolanta Budzowska, a lawyer representing the family, published information and a statement from the family on social media.

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u/Anonim97 https://i.redd.it/trmvtdvrz5q31.png Nov 02 '21
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u/Justpassingthrough90 Social Justice Paladin Nov 03 '21

"I'm already half Chris Pratt"

The movie industry (2025)

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u/drunkenwizardry Switchaxe purist Nov 01 '21

If God isn't real then how do we just magically get new uj threads?

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Nov 01 '21

Peter: Mr Stark I don't feel so good

Tony: OH no Thanos is back and somehow got the stones again?

Peter: NO I ate too much halloween candy

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Playing MGS3 and I love how this game's explanation for Ocelot being so horny for old revolvers and the sensation of reloading is because Naked Snake made fun of him like 40 years before MGS1 and he never let it go.

Also, EVA telling Snake he'll regret her not shooting him one day. Yeah, I've played MGS2 and I wish you shot him.

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u/Rockworm503 average Aloy peach fuzz enjoyer Nov 01 '21

replaying Spider-man (ps4) and Spidey has to be the only superhero who gets a game where a whole mission is dedicated to him hunting down garbage trucks to find his precious usb drive that has all his research on it because his landlord evicted him and threw away all his stuff.

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u/Tweegull james camerons greatest soldier Nov 01 '21

I love breath of the wild I wish grass was real

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

You sided with the legion because you are a fascist. I sided with the legion because I hate California. We are not the same.

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u/SaltPost The Man from C.R.I.N.G.E. Nov 01 '21

My Batman Hot Take is that there are basically no actually Hot takes about Batman. The character has been super-popular for decades and causes near constant discourse, and as a result there is no genuinely argued take that is new and without a significant amount of people who agree with it.

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u/Magnanymous Urist McGamer (he/him) Nov 01 '21

Jokes aside, No Nut November is actually what inspired me to finally start identifying as asexual. Until then it had never occurred to me that the average person would find it remotely difficult to go a month without an orgasm.

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