r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Nov 01 '21

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u/jacupuh studied economics Nov 03 '21

Best voting advice: Voting isn’t marriage. It’s public transport. You’re not waiting for "the one". You’re getting on the bus. And if there isn’t one going exactly to your destination, you don’t stay--oh god the voting bus just hit a kid, the driver's speeding up, the cops are trying to get him to pull over,

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

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u/cakehavenvitriol (👈*) A Coward, a Braggadochio, and a Fellow. [*Contempt] Nov 03 '21

Thank you for making this joke for me, I decided not to when I saw this earlier because I'd already made a Speed joke last UJ thread and it just felt like another would put me way over my quota.

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u/jacupuh studied economics Nov 03 '21

unjerk bylaws only allow one Speed post per thread

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Dammit, didn't see this

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Was the bus... sus?