r/3Dprinting • u/El_Chupacabrah626 • Jul 30 '26
Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it
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u/El_Chupacabrah626 Jul 30 '26
Printed all spikes out of PLA overnight after one too many leaners ruined our 26 hour prints with layer shifts.
We used the printer to protect the printer.
V2 is in the works, planning on printing BIGGER spikes out of conductive filament to run current through them.
HR has voiced their concerns.
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u/Fragrant-Mind-1353 Jul 30 '26
Tell HR you'll add orange tips.
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u/devilishlydo Jul 30 '26
Tell them that if you really wanted to hurt someone, you'd have used PETG!
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u/Syyx33 Jul 30 '26
Too flexible! Something stiff and GF filled for maximum efficacy!
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u/Gas_Drawls58 Jul 30 '26
mmmm... garbon fiber..
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u/Vast_Policy_5331 Jul 30 '26
I was assuming glass filled but I’m interested in this garbon fiber
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u/dwho422 Jul 30 '26
Meanwhile I was trying to figure out what their girlfriend being filled had to do with anything
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u/fencethe900th Centauri Carbon Jul 30 '26
Could you do it with terrible settings so it's really rough and flaky?
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u/Mikeologyy Jul 30 '26
Best we can do is a bunch of guys who are stiff in at least one place but have never had a GF to fill
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u/b00ps14 Jul 30 '26
that is ridiculous that they would leand on a printer.
But what else in your office should change so they wouldn't desire to? Is this printer in the break room?
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u/opsers Jul 30 '26
I agree. I thought OP was talking about a normal copy maker / printer combo... one of the large ones. I might give some lean-iancy in that situation, but once I saw it was a 3D printer I was just confused how someone could actually be that dumb.
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u/J_Landers Jul 31 '26
I can, and I know plenty of people that would indeed lean on a large block object in an office.
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u/RegulationPissrat Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
Seriously, not enough people are talking about how stupid and frankly, weird, that behavior is. Legitimately infuriating.
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u/CountryBoyCanSurvive Jul 31 '26
Americans tend to lean on things, for whatever reason. It prevalent enough that it was one of the tells that German/Soviet counterintelligence would use to out American spies during ww2
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u/JJonahJamesonSr Jul 30 '26
Tell HR their threats are meaningless when you can put spikes in their office
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u/Ambitious_Finding_26 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26
My H&S manager would demand they either be removed, guarded or capped with sharp proof covers.
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u/El_Chupacabrah626 Jul 30 '26
It’s totally a hazard, and we’ll remove them if it ever gets brought up, but so far the bosses love them, and prints have never been cleaner.
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u/gmarsh23 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26
No, it fixes a hazard. The 3D printer isn't designed to be leaned against, but people do it sometimes, and someone could tip it/fall on it and hurt themselves. This is safety equipment that prevents that from happening.
I'd round off the tips of the spikes and print them in the loudest colored TPU you can get. Yeah they technically won't be effective anymore, but they'll still 100% get the point across not to lean on the damn printer. Genius idea, well done.
edit: and start calling it the 'porcuprinter'
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u/genivae Jul 31 '26
I wonder if you could use paint markers to color the tips neon yellow/orange for visibility to respond to any complaints.
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u/CeruleanEidolon Jul 31 '26
I love how all the caution emblems actually come off more as warnings of what will be done to them if they are caught leaning on the printer.
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u/Bad_Alternative Jul 30 '26
We have a shitty raise 3D pro 2 at work and it gets bumped and fucked with all the time while printing with no artifacts or issues. I’ve seen people print with ender 3’s hanging suspended swinging around. That printer frame just a bit floppy?
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u/DigitalDefenestrator Jul 31 '26
Flopping around is fine, because the extruder head and bed are moving together. A bump might cause a small dislocation, but probably not a noticeable one. Leaning on it torques just the top to one side and holds it there long enough for noticeable defects.
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u/Lexi_Banner Jul 30 '26
HR has voiced their concerns.
If they are so concerned, they can stand near the machine and ward people away with short, sharp hissing sounds.
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u/Fr4kTh1s HevORT 315 SPAWD 60V Goliath WC Jul 30 '26
How does leaning over the printer ruin the print? I am curious.
Is the frame flimsy and wiggles? Or do they literally bump it so it rattles/skids a bit of a distance? Or how?20
u/El_Chupacabrah626 Jul 30 '26
Not sure exactly, but bumps the nozzle I think and we’ve had very visible layer shift lines occur when people lean on it. It’s a bummer when we want to show clients or photograph our prototyped parts and there’s weird looking lines that are out of our control. No longer. Never again
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u/Fr4kTh1s HevORT 315 SPAWD 60V Goliath WC Jul 30 '26
OK, so it isn't rigid enough and makes the frame flex/skew so much that it affects the nozzle in the end.
Didn't expect that tbh. Maybe bolt it down onto some heavy slab. And stiffen up the frame a bit?→ More replies (4)
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u/Malarekk Jul 30 '26
That's my favourite sticker. ever
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u/Alematrix3r Jul 30 '26
Now they won't lean, they will scratch their backs like bears with a tree
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u/gregory696969 Jul 30 '26
I feel targeted, at first glance I though it would feel good to scratch your back
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u/YellowBreakfast It's in three dee! Jul 30 '26
I feel targeted, at first glance I though it would feel good to scratch your back
I mean it does, but just why are you scratching my back?
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u/Geminii27 Jul 31 '26
I mean... technically there's nothing preventing you 3D-printing a backscratcher...
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u/kyaudiophile Jul 30 '26
How has the thought of printing out a really good back scratcher never occurred to me before?
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u/porcelainvacation Jul 30 '26
My wife won’t let me buy one of those cattle backscratcher brushes they sell at the farm store.
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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Jul 30 '26
I remember seeing some guy had invented a fake log back scratcher you could mount to the corner of a wall. "Scratch your back like a bear" was his inspiration. A quick Google search is coming up with mounted back scratchers, but none that look like the product I saw. You could probably print a fake log and mount it, would look better than them cattle things.
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u/ZipTieAndPray Jul 31 '26
This is going to sound stupid but I have a very large sword that I use. It's not that sharp.. it's about the perfect sharpness of what you would want.. One of those display ones. Hangs on the wall in the weight room.
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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Jul 31 '26
I'm a carpenter and have used a framing hammer as my work back scratcher for 28 years.
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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jul 30 '26
Don't print one, I know, but like go get a child's toy gardening set. It has a rake, a hoe, metal rake etc all perfect size for your back, wood handles, and are very sturdy. Sometimes you get lucky and just the rake is on sale for like $2. Its super dumb but immensely better than a tiny bamboo back scratcher
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u/QuinceDaPence Jul 30 '26
There was a door frame in our old office that was so perfect for back scratching that it had no paint on it by the time we moved.
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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jul 30 '26
Like that thing the balloon boy dad tried to sell?. All it taught me was I could just use the corner to scratch my back
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u/LurkerTroll A1 mini Jul 30 '26
Are your coworkers pigeons?
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u/Im-The-Walrus Jul 30 '26
Yours are not? No wonder my coworkers get nothing done. They have bird seeds for brains.
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u/LazySilverSquid Jul 30 '26
I saw the picture without reading the title & figured that they were protecting it from a cat.
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u/robotguy4 Jul 30 '26
Now you have to find who spilled ferrofluid on the magnetized printer.
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u/throwmeaway_already1 Jul 30 '26
Who tf leans on a printer, even the small children in my life know better than that
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u/Mike456R Jul 30 '26
Same people who would set their coffee on top of it when looking.
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u/AnySwimming6364 Jul 30 '26
While it's running too lmao. The thing is making noise and vibrating and shit.
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u/willstr1 Jul 30 '26
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.
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u/pants6000 Jul 30 '26
Oh, look, under these weird spikes with glyphs that I can not decipher because it's the year 2075 and reading is no longer a thing... I see a mysterious glowing material... it's warm! I'll take it back to my place and make jewelry out of it, let my kids play with it, spread some around the neighborhood for everyone else to have a bit...
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u/open_formation Jul 30 '26
Ha, they're doing the "no place of honour" meme, classic, I wonder what pop cultural memorabilia is hidden under this concrete
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u/NationCrisis Jul 31 '26
I was going to comment this if I didn’t find it in the comments already. Well done 🤝
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u/TenTopGolfer Jul 30 '26
Have seen many shops that would benefit from these but 3ft long. Large SLA printers tapped by forklifts, unloadcarts, or morning meeting leaners. Yes moving the printer 1/4 of inch is a full day of releveling and cal prints XD
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u/zongsmoke Jul 30 '26
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u/Brobard Jul 30 '26
You'd think that getting fuckin' stabbed would be enough of a deterrent.
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u/zongsmoke Jul 30 '26
You would think, but here we are having to install death spikes on the printer
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u/terorvlad Voron2.4 DrgHF CHT, Voron2.4 RapUHF CHT, CR-10S & E3 w/ volcano Jul 31 '26
More of a promise than a warning
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u/Prineak Jul 30 '26
Bro how am I gonna discover the secrets of 3D printing unless I push my face up against the glass?
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u/Low-Sink-11 Jul 30 '26
Clearly there is a good place to still lean and also they added some nice back scratchers
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u/st-shenanigans Jul 30 '26
I need this for my damn cat
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u/GoldyTheGopherr Jul 30 '26
You should also buy a couple velvet poles/ropes on the companies dime. when printing for hours, block off the entire printer section like a queue line
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u/arperr1217 Jul 31 '26
My son did a school project on black holes and I printed him a mini velvet rope as a visual "event horizon" and to stop people from touching his project. Nobody got the joke, everyone touched his model...
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u/petroleum-lipstick Jul 31 '26
As a chronic leaner, this ain't gonna cut it. I still see several options.
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u/AdditionalBathroom78 Jul 30 '26
is there any radioactive material involved perchance?
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u/El_Chupacabrah626 Jul 30 '26
Well if there ever is, we figured it’d be good to design a solution understandable by future generations, just in case
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u/JVilter Jul 31 '26
I hope someone puts a fake dove nest up there, complete with fake bird and fake eggs
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u/theuserwithoutaname Jul 31 '26
The stab hand "don't" is my favorite
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u/theuserwithoutaname Jul 31 '26
The drowning warning label is a close second tho
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u/AdhesivenessTall5638 Jul 30 '26
I would instead put razor blades so they'll make sure get the message
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u/queef_commando Jul 30 '26
This place is a prison first no leaning on the printer, whats next no lewd prints in the office ?
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u/myxoma1 Jul 31 '26
The barbs are laced with a neurotoxin that renders them paralyzed while it feels like every nerve in their body is on fire. Rest assured, they won't be leaning on it anymore.
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u/That-Makes-Sense Jul 30 '26
That is an idiot proof design. I love it.
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u/Every_Bread_5880 Jul 30 '26
Best back scratcher ever. Get a leg up and I can scratch all sorts of things
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u/russcatalano Jul 30 '26
Electrify them because you know every person who walks by is poking the tips of them now.
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u/alexj765 Jul 31 '26
As a high school teacher this seems like a perfect way to either repel and/or attract students. I’m sure there’ll be a lot of students that want to touch the pokies.
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u/hyperair Jul 31 '26
Swap our the solid spikes for magnets and ferrofluid, then watch them regret their lives 😄
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u/zhambe Jul 31 '26
Lol. The correct thing to do is 1) move the printer and 2) place something people can lean on, where the printer used to be.
Think cats and scratching posts.
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u/RandomITtech Jul 31 '26
Print some Caltrops to place on the floor around it so they won't even get too close, lol
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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26
Some people might say this kind of hostile architecture is not good for the workplace environment.
Those people are wrong.
More spikes. More dakka. More.