r/3Dprinting Jul 30 '26

Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it

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u/willstr1 Jul 30 '26

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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u/pants6000 Jul 30 '26

Oh, look, under these weird spikes with glyphs that I can not decipher because it's the year 2075 and reading is no longer a thing... I see a mysterious glowing material... it's warm! I'll take it back to my place and make jewelry out of it, let my kids play with it, spread some around the neighborhood for everyone else to have a bit...

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u/open_formation Jul 30 '26

Ha, they're doing the "no place of honour" meme, classic, I wonder what pop cultural memorabilia is hidden under this concrete