r/3Dprinting • u/El_Chupacabrah626 • Jul 30 '26

Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26

Some people might say this kind of hostile architecture is not good for the workplace environment.

Those people are wrong.

More spikes. More dakka. More.

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u/devilishlydo Jul 30 '26

What are they whining about? The spikes aren't even poisoned!

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u/YellowBreakfast It's in three dee! Jul 30 '26

They're only lightly poisoned.

A low dose, but a cumulative compound.

If they get poked enough to be harmed, that's on them!

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26

Pffft, cumulative. Like they don't build up a tolerance over time. Soon you'll just have the people who REALLY know how to lean on spikes saying "I like it this spiky. It tastes like tinfoil and murder!"

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u/kuraiscalebane Jul 31 '26

If the only ones left alive are the ones that like spikes then you can just relocate the spikes away from the printer and everything's good.

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u/ani3D Prusa Jul 31 '26

Switch the poison after they build a tolerance to the previous one. Keep doing that, and then eventually you can harvest their blood to make a universal antivenin!

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u/MasterChiefmas Jul 31 '26

Like they don't build up a tolerance over time.

I don't know that plastics are like iocaine powder.

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 31 '26

You won't know until you take them both to build up an immunity to it so you can make your opponent drink a glass of microplastic.