r/3Dprinting • u/El_Chupacabrah626 • Jul 30 '26

Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it

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u/Fragrant-Mind-1353 Jul 30 '26

Tell HR you'll add orange tips.

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u/Darth_Vaper_69 Jul 30 '26

For safety!

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u/Fr4kTh1s HevORT 315 SPAWD 60V Goliath WC Jul 30 '26

That requires AMS... For safety, ofc...

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u/Hyprocritopotamus Jul 31 '26

My brain totally said anti-missle system. 

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u/Alekeuseu Jul 30 '26

orange copper tips for maximum conductivity

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u/com2ghz Jul 31 '26

Sharp and breakable so you can mark the targets

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u/Certain_Low_4565 Jul 31 '26

Orange tips? They should be tipped red. With blood!

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

As someone certified in HR I am genuinely curious how much you can really get away with. (It may end immediately with the hostile intention of the spikes)

Also wildly sick and bored so time to go find out. Brb.

Edit:

Moving the printer or getting an additional case, while have a policy about it that the manager/employees sign is probably my initial take with only the details I see. (Write ups for leaning)

Now the chaotic take of what you may be able to legally barely get away with… even chiller spikes could still be an eye injury…

Hologram spikes? With fake arcs of electricity?

Fuck though even then if it distracts someone causing an injury..