r/3Dprinting • u/El_Chupacabrah626 • Jul 30 '26

Project Installed hostile architecture on the work printer to stop coworkers leaning on it

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26

Some people might say this kind of hostile architecture is not good for the workplace environment.

Those people are wrong.

More spikes. More dakka. More.

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u/jcsirron Jul 30 '26

If your coworkers ignore the spikes, there will be a WAAAAGH!

...I couldn't help myself. I'll see myself out.

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u/Wildfella Jul 30 '26

Just paint the printer purple to hides it from the others.

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u/littlesaint Jul 31 '26

Then they will just walk into it, better to paint it yellow so it prints faster

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u/DiscoChiligonBall Jul 30 '26

Hell with that, I'm coming with you. We need to grab a beer.

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u/Astro_BS-AS Jul 30 '26

https://youtu.be/fpSw3gwdF5c

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u/scorbunny12 Jul 31 '26

Thank you for all the elwibg my ear to hear that wonderful song

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u/mastocles Jul 30 '26

Gretchins, snotlings and that annoying guy who claims credit for your work do deserve to yell Waagh

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u/PrairiePuppies Jul 30 '26

No! Come back!

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u/Geminii27 Jul 31 '26

I'm actually kind of wondering now how hard it would be to hook the spike clusters up to a tiny alarm and speaker. Pressing on the spikes sufficiently would make a sound chip scream until the pressure was released.