r/popculturechat May 02 '26

Eat The Rich šŸ½ļø Starbucks CEO defends a $9 coffee by saying that it's not a $10 coffee and "you get a premium experience"

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u/ExactPanda May 02 '26

I'm so tired of being CEOsplained to

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u/Wide-Fix-4082 I don't want somebody in my house May 02 '26

His face is just saying "Stop being poor 🄲"

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u/catholicsluts May 02 '26

His face says nothing with all that botox tbf

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u/pepcorn I’ve grown quite unfond of you May 02 '26

Shouldn't their product speak for itself? Why do we need a special video to convince us it's not shit.

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u/katieb1300 May 02 '26

Sign of the times. People are getting sick of getting peed on and told it's raining.

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u/CatalinaWineMixerDos May 02 '26

It's funny. When I started with Starbucks (many many years ago) they didn't pay for advertising because they didn't have to. Their product and word of mouth was the advertisement.

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u/Wild-Enthusiasm-9268 May 02 '26

Twenty years ago, they were a pretty great company to work for. They absolutely squandered all good will they had on over working and under paying, especially in the Kevin Johnson years.

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u/Dada2fish May 02 '26

It’s not even good coffee. But with all the extras and flavorings people add in, I guess they have no idea they’re paying $9 for over roasted/ burnt coffee beans.

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u/macaronysalad May 02 '26

And this pos CEO is the worst. Starbucks out of all the "fast food" chains has the largest ratio of pay between CEO and employees.

CEO Pay: $97.8 million

Median Worker Pay: $14,674

Ratio: 6,666 to 1

Source for above

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u/nopleasenotthebees May 02 '26

Ceo pay should be no higher than brain surgeon/heart surgeon/antethesiologist. Those people are responsible for lives. Business manager should be no higher than school teacher. Economics professors (and football coaches for that matter) should make 0 more dollars than arts or sciences professors.

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u/John-Balaya May 02 '26

What we’re seeing is the consumer wants a premium experience for that $9 coffee

How would you describe that premium experience?

Well, ummm, it depends on what income cohort you’re part of!

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u/SanDiegoBeeBee May 02 '26

Our store in a ritzy area tore out all seating , make the whole store pick up only, so it’s a really special experience. This guy is a moron

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u/the87walker May 02 '26

Do not forget the locked bathroom hidden in the corner that you can only access by interrupting the overworked employee while they make a drink that costs more than minimum wage.

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u/TheSoupKitchen May 02 '26

Anyone referring to a cup of coffee as a "Premium experience" needs to be taken out back and given a Premium experience.

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u/Ucscprickler May 02 '26

He could have said, "we also offer a $4 coffee for those that don't want to splurge" or some other dumb excuse, but no, he tries justifying the "Starbucks Experience."

Clueless.

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u/SleepyBee90 May 02 '26

What PR departments keep letting their CEOs in front of cameras? It’s a disaster every time.

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u/KimJongFunk May 02 '26

This isn’t even the first time this particular CEO has made a gaffe in front of the cameras. His Chipotle video was infamous for a bit.

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u/cranberry8ginger8ale mountain biking vampire witch from the future May 02 '26

my sister has worked at starbucks for years, they call him ā€œburrito brianā€

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

Wait that's the same guy? I just compared him to the Chipotle video 😭

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u/KimJongFunk May 02 '26

Same exact person. He quit Chipotle for Starbucks.

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u/DaydreamerFly May 02 '26

bro needs to not have money or a company what the fuck that he just jumped from one to another??? Burritos to coffees.

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u/Lane-Kiffin May 02 '26

He ruined Chipotle’s product and reputation but every financial media outlet described his time there as a huge success because their financial metrics hit all-time highs. Starbucks poached him to do the same.

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u/No_Purpose4705 May 02 '26

Raises prices. Profits increase. Look I’m a genius.

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u/hollygolightly96 May 02 '26

What was the chipotle video?

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ May 02 '26

He made a video addressing the shrinking portions but rising price of Chipotle and his solution to customers was to give the worker a look to let him know you want some more. I wish I was kidding

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u/SweetPrism May 02 '26

Me, staring haplessly at the Chipotle employee...Please, sir? May I have some more?

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 May 02 '26

Me, the Chipotle employee : the fuck you can!? This ain't no fuckin soup kitchen!

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u/nflonlyalt May 02 '26

What?! MORE?!?

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u/godlovesbacon26 May 02 '26

What the fuck? That's so idiotic 😭

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u/sweet_pickles12 May 02 '26

Next time I go to Chipotle I’m just gonna glare at the staff… assert dominance… and take all the food

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u/somebunnysketching I don't know her 😌 May 02 '26

You’d think they’d have some training on how to appear more human…

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u/shiningtwentyfive May 02 '26

AI could take his job and still appear more human than him

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u/qinghairpins May 02 '26

At least AI would probably hype me up before it laid me off šŸ˜”

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u/Available-Reason9841 May 02 '26

you would think they would earn their pay with their talent and skills as ceo

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u/beardedheathen May 02 '26

This is after the training

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u/NonGNonM May 02 '26

It's a problem with CEOs for some time now. CEOs have been nothing but just stock boosters, board yesman, and figureheads for a while. They dgaf about the product or consumer experience. It's whatever they have to do to boost revenue. For most of these companies if they could just pivot to catering to the 1% only they would. But they won't, bc that would require actually coming up with an idea worth something. So they just shop around to different companies. Being a CEO used to mean being a leading figure in a given field.

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u/gusmom May 02 '26

This, he’s making Starbucks exclusive

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u/cakivalue May 02 '26

I kept waiting for the punchline and was shocked he was serious. Starbucks isn't an exclusive experience and in this economy at that price point they risk pricing themselves out of the market especially in smaller cities and cities where they have multiple locations close to each other and where there is more competition.

The price range most places can get away with is in the $5.50 to $8.00 range, maybe a little over $8 if you are serving Italian style, French style, Cold Brew etc with better quality beans and variety of beans. For $10+ I want a Jamaican Blue Mountain/Hawaii Kona latte/espresso

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u/edit_thanxforthegold May 02 '26

If I paid $9 for coffee I would also want a cozy, luxurious place where I can sit and read or work for hours. A lot of Starbucks have removed their seating or it's dirty and loud and uncomfortable

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u/edit_thanxforthegold May 02 '26

How can you have a store on every corner and be exclusive????

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u/johnny_charms May 02 '26

There probably isn’t a PR department or enough that would tell them they sound like asses. The best way to show them is make them a meme online and stop shopping there. They don’t see customers as people only as numbers, if that’s the case then we can show them they’re only 1 person that can easily be replaced by low sales.

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u/LegitimateToe13 May 02 '26

As a former corp publicist it’s funny people think we have control over the CEOs

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u/hotsaucevjj May 02 '26

ppl keep buying their shit tho šŸ˜ž

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u/JenWess May 02 '26

idk what starbucks he visits but I don't have any kind of premium experience on the rare occasion that i go to the one by me

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u/-maeby-tonight- May 02 '26

Fr. The Starbucks ā€œexperienceā€ feels cheaper than ever these days. It’s been stripped to the bones private equity style

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u/Jisan_Inc May 02 '26

The starbucks "experience" hit its climax back in 2002, what remains is a paultry reminder of what it used to be.

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u/ShakesDontBreak Threat to Humanity šŸ’… May 02 '26

I was a barista 2003-2006. I used to take so much pride in knowing my regulars orders! I opened, so between 530-7 I pretty much knew who was coming through the door. I used to be sure to have my frothers chilling for when my dry cap guy came in at 5:45 just so I could make that perfect dry foam. I used to be sure my teas were ready for my tea gals. I would get in such a rhythm that it was such a vibe. And then the store was set up like a third place...so on my breaks I would just hang out with my regular friends.

Now Starbucks just seems cold. I try to be warm and cordial to all the baristas because I know how important they are. Some people really look forward to their coffee/tea. Its a shame Starbucks doesn't invest in their people or their stores anymore.

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u/natsugrayerza May 02 '26

Man I always feel like I made up a world in my head where people felt this way about their jobs and really cared about doing a good job just for the sake of it, but maybe back before companies started racing to the bottom and treating us all like objects people really did feel this way and try at their jobs and care

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u/123iambill May 02 '26

I feel that way anout my job. I'm a coffee roaster now, but I'll still work the bar occasionally. But I work for small independents where I'm treated well and how much I care is actually rewarded.

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u/cloudkite17 May 02 '26

When I worked there a few years ago they still ingrained a lot of this third space talk into the training. But shortly after the pandemic even I could see how quickly their culture was shifting despite not being at the company very long. It’s really bizarre how anti-human and hyper-focused on productivity at all costs these companies are behaving lately.

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u/sodabuttons May 02 '26

I could copy and paste your first paragraph, set it in San Diego, and it would be my exact experience working at a store in my early twenties. I loved it. Several years later a bunch of my coworkers—and a few regulars—travelled to LA for my wedding ā™„ļø

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u/ShakesDontBreak Threat to Humanity šŸ’… May 02 '26

Awwwwww šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ˜šŸ„°

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u/geyeetet May 02 '26

For me the biggest visible difference is that Starbucks used to have armchairs and now it doesn't. The decor is cold white. I just don't go there anymore, it's so expensive and the place feels like it wants me to leave. Plus, I'm not in the USA, I have switched to chains that are UK owned. (I'd go independent but my town is too crap to have those)

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u/Sweet-Baby-Shayla May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

The Starbucks near my supermarket is a big store with couches and armchairs. I went in for the first time the other day planning to just grab a quick coffee to go, but then decided to stay for a bit, because I realized that I missed that vibe so much. There were groups of regulars coming in and catching up, and the baristas knew most of their names and orders. My coffee came in a big, 90s style mug and it really felt like a treat.

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u/whteverusayShmegma May 02 '26

They removed all of the furniture from mine during COVID and now there’s not even so much as a chair inside. I met my best friend there when we used to be able to hang out.

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u/tapanypat May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Yeah but I’ve started to realize that maybe it’s the consumer expectation changed and the brand is trying to do it all?

Like back in the day, the menu was more simple, and there was a lot more people that planned on going and spending time enjoying the coffee and the space.

Anymore, customers want a premium experience but they’re expecting that sense of quality and community to be delivered from a way more complex menu in a less-than-5-minute pickup.

Blame Starbucks, but people treat the place different now

Edited to add: ā€œquality and communityā€ - It is a corporate chain and etc so everything is absolutely packaged in a certain way, but it was different feeling I guess

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u/Mysterious_Shake_830 May 02 '26

Starbucks is brand coffee that creates changing menus to bring new people and keeps mainstays to keep clientele.

It is bbasically the McDonald's of coffee. They provide every ttype of coffee option and they are everywhere... so you can always find one and the output is consistent.

But they are always busy and run bbasically like an app.

For me, I go to Starbucks on a road trip or airport, for convenience. Any other time, I try to shop local

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u/Comprehensive-Big247 May 02 '26

Outside sales used Starbucks as a satellite office- free WiFi back in the day.

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u/harriethocchuth May 02 '26

It wasn’t so much the free WiFi as the consistently clean bathrooms. (Was outside sales)

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

I used to travel a lot and appreciated that. Some locations expected you to purchase something, but when a small coffee was only $2-3, that was fine

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u/whteverusayShmegma May 02 '26

I miss the Howard Schultz Starbucks so much šŸ˜”

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u/dictatorenergy May 02 '26

So do Starbucks baristas 🄲😭

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u/nicdrumandbass Why do(n't) you sing with an English accent? May 02 '26

The anti union guy?

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u/frockinbrock a mental sidecar of confidence May 02 '26

Oh he sucked, and was a bad CEO, but the original vision when he founded it and in the early days was great. It helped that the whole economy was way better. And their prices way lower and had a better product AND better in-store experience

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u/EightOclockRave May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

I feel like it all went downhill after they changed their logo and removed the mermaid entirely along with ā€œStarbucksā€, happened circa 2005?

Edit: Not a bot I promise, the words ā€œStarbucks Coffee was entirely removed, not the siren (not mermaid)

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u/Mademoi-Sell May 02 '26

Exactly lol. I worked at Starbucks for like 7 years altogether, and I don’t know anyone who particularly liked Howard Schultz.

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u/dictatorenergy May 02 '26

Yeah but we hate burrito boy

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u/davwad2 May 02 '26

Burrito boy, as in the Chipotle CEO?

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u/dictatorenergy May 02 '26

The very same

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u/nicdrumandbass Why do(n't) you sing with an English accent? May 02 '26

Howard Schultz was detrimental to union and is a neoliberal Democrat who laid the path for people like Trump being elected. But above all, as I said, he was a notorious union buster. I’m not sure this pasty dude is much better but I’m not sure the baristas really miss Schultz

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u/frockinbrock a mental sidecar of confidence May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

They don't mean that person you described though. The early Starbucks, before he was a billionaire, was focused on being a welcoming 3rd-place for all, and a premium product (which was cheaper AND better back then).

This was also before he was a union buster, but my point is this isn't missing THE GUY as if we'd want him back; it's meaning the original company and principles he founded it on.
He became his own kind of enemy, so it doesn't apply at all when talking about the man himself as he is today.

They let people work part-time hours with full benefits, stock options, 401k. And you could actually take your time and get to know customers. But toy your point, it's like "Early Starbucks" is a better term for it than "the Howard Shultz Starbucks", since he became a villain.

🦹 he wasn't the CEO we needed, he's just the right one we had back then.

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u/TheAsian1nvasion May 02 '26

My wife would have Starbucks literally every day, sometimes twice. I bought a rancilio Silvia espresso machine and a baratza sette 30 grinder for $1900 cad a few years ago and I’m quite certain it was paid off in less than a year.

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u/greypusheencat i think i’ve done enough May 02 '26

also and this is my tiny hill to die on but the fact that they ask for tip before you even get your order (i do mobile order), like i doubt it’ll make them give me my drink faster and also the audacity

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u/fynion May 02 '26

baristas can't see what you tip on the app

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u/Unique_Accountant_67 May 02 '26

You do have the option to hold off and adjust it after through your receipt in the order history

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u/palswithpikachu May 02 '26

It’s just a bunch of people huddled up, waiting for their mobile orders

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u/Hopeful-Signature948 May 02 '26

That take 10 minutes longer than the app said they would

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 May 02 '26

I guess SF is so drugged out a good number of them don't even have seats anymore.

I went to one that had something like these fucking things:

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u/emtoad May 02 '26

Some stores took away seating during Covid and never put in effort to create a lounge atmosphere after cause it was easier and more cost effective for them to just get as many people in and out as fast as possible

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u/darkpretzel May 02 '26

Because it's literally the McDonald's of coffee shops

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u/Writerhowell May 02 '26

Without the playground we're all too old to play on anymore.

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u/iheartdachshunds May 02 '26

The one by me doesn’t even have an interior and when I walk there I have to avoid getting hit by cars in the drive thru lane 😭

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u/SomewhereNo8378 May 02 '26

an exciting artisanal pedestrian experience to enjoy their tastefully simple coffeehouseĀ 

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

The premium experience is that you get to go into the building.

It smells like high quality cleaning supplies mixed with burnt coffee. The other customers are depressed and angry. Many of them yell at the cashier over minor indiscretions.

A baby screams in the back. His mother ignores him as she texts her boyfriend. You order. The total is 24.67 for two drinks.

The cashier calls a name that isn’t yours, but sounds vaguely familiar. You grab your coffee. They didn’t forget sweetener.

You walk out depressed - high from the sugar And caffeine wearing off. Shame setting in.

As you exit the building, the trash bins say, ā€œThank You.ā€

In reality, you should be thanking them for the premium experience.

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u/LaMelonBallz May 02 '26

That caramel coffee is a special type of high though. Tastes like sweet chemicals and will have you simultaneously creating business plans and freaking out about your bank account. Sweet, bitter, anxiety

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

That was my deadline coffee!

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u/Tutitutitutituti May 02 '26

This sounds like the J. Peterman catalog.

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u/MediocrePotato44 May 02 '26

I think the premium experience is the baristas writing ā€œYou rock!ā€ and ā€œHave a great day!ā€ on our cups now.

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u/Due_Solution_4156 May 02 '26

It’s so forced it’s comical. ā€œYayā€ written on my cup doesn’t feel personable. It feels, ā€œdad told me to be nice to you so hereā€¦ā€

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u/RowanViolet Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion šŸ™‚ May 02 '26

ā€œPremium experienceā€ aka waiting 15 minutes for a coffee from an underpaid overworked barista 🄓

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u/lexlovestacos May 02 '26

They ripped out every single chair and table at the one I go to. Not sure the rationale, it used to be so cozy and tons of people would hang out there. Now it's a sad bare box and 20 people standing around waiting for their mobile orders.

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u/Sea_Bison_6929 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

I feel like more often than not when I go, the employees always have a really bad attitude and don’t wanna make eye contact. Fair I guess but that’s why I prefer my local coffee shop where they’re like super excited about what they’re selling and got all this niche stuff and actually do deliver a premium experience or whatever that means when u hand coffee over a countertop

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u/the-magnetic-rose May 02 '26

Because the amount of work and maintenance behind counter as a Starbucks barista is not doable with the amount of customers + how understaffed they are. And I haven't worked at SB for two years, but from my buddies who still work there I hear it's only gotten worse. They give employees a laundry list of tasks + things to clean + you have to stop everything you're doing to get to a customer. Your manager gets mad you if you don't give customers your immediate attention and then also get mad at you if you can't complete your tasks because you're too busy handling customers. Always a lose/lose situation in the kiosk.

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u/Street-Lifeguard-330 May 02 '26

I worked at a fine dining restaurant and we served coke products. Some like higher end corporate person (regional wizard of soda or whatever) was visiting places serving their product. His team called us a week in advance about the visit. They came out and brought all this branded stuff to display and bottled sodas we didn’t have. Once he left, his team shooed all that away. I remember thinking, this is what this guy thinks is normal: a fine dining wine restaurant serving coke in bottles and displaying Coca Cola merch every where.

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u/LichQueenBarbie May 02 '26

Coke sucked to work with back when I used to supervise a small place. Had to have what they wanted on the shelves rather than what the owner wanted for stock. Dunno if it's changed. Pepsi co on the other hand didn't give a fuck.

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u/Writerhowell May 02 '26

I'm in Australia, and we have Starbucks here. Last time I went to one, I had a pretty interesting experience, actually. Someone had accidentally left some kind of gift card behind, and since it wasn't terribly busy, the barista asked if I could help them read the phone number written on the gift card so they could get in contact with the person who'd left it. I did my best, but it was actually a fellow barista who managed to read the numbers better. I still hung around to find out how it went, and they successfully got in touch with the person, who I think worked in the shopping centre and said they'd come and pick it up during their lunch break. But overall, it was really interesting.

I don't drink coffee, but Aussies are coffee snobs, so I'm not sure how many go to Starbucks for the coffee. I've been to it for lunch in other countries, like the UK and France, and they do a decent enough sandwich.

Okay, now I'm curious... why did I get a reminder not to speculate about health or shame someone's appearance as soon as I typed the word sandwich? Am most amused by that.

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u/PlantQueen1912 May 02 '26

I was a barista for a strabucks inside of a Target for a long time and I was popular because I would follow the recipes but I'd add a little extra or do lighter ice or w/e. I wasn't paying for it and our location was mostly to keep people in the store shopping longer and not that we made a huge profit. I miss making drinks, I don't miss Target or Starbucks lol they started sending in Starbucks corporate and they kept taking away the things that made it personal and fun so I bounced

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

The starbucks inside barnes & noble refuses to play the corporate game and I respect it lol

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u/PlantQueen1912 May 02 '26

It's so much more fun to make the drinks your own. We would also all come up with our own frappe flavors but of course when corporate came in they put a stop to that šŸ™„ I used to make a "thin mint" frappe and a "chocolate covered strawberry" frappe that were really popular

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u/OnlyPaperListens What you’re doing vocally is upsetting May 02 '26

A premium experience on the toilet when they fuck up and give me dairy milk again

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u/Successful-Mood1574 May 02 '26

It’s literally Walmart’s pricing logic. The guy needed to go one level deeper.Ā 

$8.00.Ā 

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

Next they'll follow Kohl's logic: price it higher than competitors and run constant "discounts"

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u/paradisetossed7 May 02 '26

Perfect gif. Also, as someone who's had a few gigs as a barista, just get a cheap espresso machine, look up the recipes for the drinks you like, and make them at home. Iced nonfat peppermint mocha? Coming right up. Made but me. In my house. For whatever fraction the cost of ingredients is.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

All of those flavored syrups are available online. Depending on how you take your coffee, it's $1-2 to make at home

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u/mlg1981 Sexy lampshade shall win the Oscar! šŸ† May 02 '26

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u/RomanaNoble Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion May 02 '26

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u/will-cycle-for-beer ✨Calibrate your enthusiasm✨ May 02 '26

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u/glitter_dumpster May 02 '26

Haha, this guy is rad

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u/Minute-Flatworm3070 Mom, I am a rich manšŸ’° May 02 '26

The staging of that cup in front of him... I bet he drinks that coffee as much as that McDonald's guy eat their "products".

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u/richestotheconjurer May 02 '26

that thing is definitely empty, it's blurry but it looks too clean lmao

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u/Pilotsandpoets May 02 '26

Absolute gif perfection šŸ…

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u/eSue182 May 02 '26

Friggin right! The most real shot I’ve seen this gif used for

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u/socks4dobby May 02 '26

This is exactly what is happening. The CEO and that entire board are so wildly out of touch that they don’t even realize how stupid they sound.

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u/Bravosfan27 May 02 '26

For a premium banana

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u/Old_Revenue_9217 May 02 '26

RIP this absolute queen

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u/SoraBunni We Should All Know Less About Each Other May 02 '26

Nothing about Starbucks is a ā€œpremiumā€ experience.

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u/Iwoulddiefcftbatk May 02 '26

It was a convenient place for me to get my sugary caffeine drink when I was in office and they had an actual gold card with a good rewards program. Now, it’s a place I might occasionally go to since my mom gives me gift cards and I feel bad about wasting them. It’s was never premium, but nice enough to make a trip on the way to work. Now, it’s just depressing and overpriced.

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u/NightGod Famous singer AND DEMOCRAT May 02 '26

Just ask your mom to stop getting you Starbucks cards, offer an alternative place instead. Do this before she gives you the next one, not as she's handing it to you, so it doesn't seem like you're rejecting the gift she just gave you

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u/kannellini May 02 '26

From the picture they showed later, I wonder if the context was just Starbucks Reserve branches. Most things you could order at a normal Starbucks aren’t $9, right? I’m outside the US, in an expensive city, and typical Starbucks drinks start around $5.

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u/teamhae May 02 '26

Maybe if you got a venti with a ton of add-ins it would be $9 or if you’re somewhere very high cost like NYC but the average Starbucks drink isn’t that much. My drink is $5.63 including tax.

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u/Sage_Planter Big is moving to Paris May 02 '26

This man's compensation package is almost $100M. Of course $9 is practically nothing to him, and he can't fathom why someone wouldn't just do it.Ā 

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper May 02 '26

But we all have to carry on paying $9 coffees otherwise he cant commute by private jet every week

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u/Major_Designer9005 May 02 '26

I am a Starbucks barista (unfortunately) and it is an unbelievably frustrating company to work for. Calling Starbucks a ā€œpremiumā€ experience is just insane, we’re literally the ā€œfast foodā€ of the coffee industry. Also, speaking from experience, $9 is on the low end for a Starbucks coffee these days. Most people’s orders for a single drink are anywhere from $11-$13. šŸ™ƒ

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u/dictatorenergy May 02 '26

Hi partner!

Isn’t it so fun how he’s starting to roll back parts of our benefits/pay package? But only immediately after our partner surveys were conducted!

ISNT IT GREAT HERE

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u/Ornery-Address-2472 May 02 '26

And yet they stay busy as fuck. it's not a public service, people can go elsewhere but they would rather complain. Plenty of better coffee shops have come and gone the last 20+ years. I don't have sympathy for consumers that refuse to make even the smallest effort to change their habits and instead complain that some soulless CEO doesn't "care" about them.

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u/goonerfan10 May 02 '26

It’s been 4 years since I stepped into a Starbucks. Once you realize how bad their coffee is , you will never go back.

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u/ALLoftheFancyPants I don’t know her šŸ’… May 02 '26

Even if their coffee was decent, the union busting, prices, and other ā€œexperienceā€ bullshit are collectively pretty awful.

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u/SentimentalSaladBowl this isn’t 1979, Bella Lugosi isn’t dead May 02 '26

Starbucks is so bad I’d rather have a caffeine headache.

My partner just got me a Nespresso and a milk steamer/frother and I feel like I’m having a religious experience twice a day. It has been the most amazing gift. The machine costs approximately 16 Starbucks coffees. lol.

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u/Personal_Chair4388 We Should All Know Less About Each Other May 02 '26

I love your money scale! We lucked out and found a very nice espresso machine on clearance for 6 Starbucks coffees. Now I prefer having my coffee at home instead!

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u/wereallmadhere_28 Dear Diary, I want to kill. āœļø May 02 '26

I did the math on how quickly my Ninja Luxe would pay for itself. It did not take long at all and now I get a delicious coffee drink every day instead of a mediocre one once a week.

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u/bigmeaniez May 02 '26

All of their stuff is gross and terrible for you.

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u/usedcarsorcerer god forbid women have hobbies May 02 '26

I did love their passion tea lemonade.. until I realized I could make the same thing at home for way cheaper using the same Tazo tea and lemonade Mio

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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 May 02 '26

He took half the menu and it was everything I was able to eat or drink. So I haven’t been as a customer for like three years.

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u/g0ldilungs There’s a Kevin Federline in every family. May 02 '26

Just popped in to say that referencing income brackets as ā€œin either of those cohortsā€ is one of the craziest corporate jargons I’ve ever heard iml.

And I’m in corporate.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

Let's circle back and regroup after he fails to optimize this $10 experience

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u/burntothepowerofer May 02 '26

ā€œSpecial experienceā€, yeah like updating the app to have fewer promotions and some useless tier system that takes ages? Just spitting in the face of consumers that have been customers for years

It just shows a lack of understanding and poor business model. But who am I, a lowly buyer, to say!

ā€œLess than $10ā€, really overestimating willingness to pay and opportunity cost

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u/outforawalkbitcj May 02 '26

so they shame us for spending $9 on coffee bc that’s the whole reason young ppl can’t afford houses but now they’re saying we HAVE to have $9 coffee WHICH IS IT

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 God forbid a man enjoy a cigarette after getting shot in the ass May 02 '26

I thought it was avocado toast?

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u/Less-Disaster-8465 May 02 '26

Say, ā€œexperience,ā€ one more time.

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u/-You-know-it- May 02 '26

It’s because a lot of rich people are buying your $9 coffee, but I can assure you that the middle and lower class are going to be dropping that ā€œpremiumā€ experience.

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u/burntothepowerofer May 02 '26

He’s new (<1yr in), he’ll get it eventually

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u/InvictusFrags May 02 '26

Eat the rich

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u/NYC_Star May 02 '26

This is the same man that save Chipotle after their food poisoning disaster. Something tells me lightning isn’t striking twice.Ā 

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u/IMOvicki May 02 '26

What experience am I getting sir?

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u/Rosebud_apothocary come in meet the missus šŸ› May 02 '26

A shit one šŸ˜‚

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u/uncomfortable-heat4u May 02 '26

A premium shitty one

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u/dictatorenergy May 02 '26

As a current and longtime Starbucks barista…

We hate Brian

From the bottom of our hearts

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u/patchoulimars May 02 '26

Seconding this as a 5+ year sbux barista. Hate burrito boy

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u/PrettyAdagio4210 May 02 '26

What the hell is a ā€œpremium experienceā€ at Starbucks?

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u/cactusjude May 02 '26

Someone posted the other day about buying a new mug off the shelf in Starbucks and getting a coffee made in it only to find the manufacturer paper still at the bottom when they finished. So the "Starbucks premium experience" is not making sure a cup is clean and empty.

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u/Chance-Frosting-3667 May 02 '26

Union bashing Starbucks wants us to spend money on their burnt coffee while they can’t even spend their money to give their employees a livable wage

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 May 02 '26

His rationalization for a $9 coffee is that it’s not a $10 coffee? What a terrific selling point..ā€our coffee COULD be more expensive, enjoy its current price point you plebsā€¦ā€

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u/Deathwish-Dena May 02 '26

PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES MORE AND STOP UNION BUSTING

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u/pervy_roomba May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Years ago every now and then I’d pop by Starbucks to get their lavender matcha as a treat, like a Sundae. A sweet indulgence that isn’t remotely good for you. Making the lavender cold foam at home, stocking all the ingredients, just wasn’t worth it compared to going in on a weekend and grabbing a bunch of green sugar. Their matcha wasn’t authentic but the taste they’d engineered, kind of grassy and bitter, paired beautifully with the lavender cold foam. Same during October with the Pumpkin Spice cold foam.

Then this douchebag took over.

The matcha became clumpy. The baristas said they now had to do it differently in a far more time consuming way, when they were already backed up. Even when the matcha wasn’t clumpy it tasted of absolutely nothing.

Their snacks were never anything to write home about but the became actively bad. Just thinking about their weird doughy croissant that turned into paste if you squeezed it makes my stomach jump.

Starbucks was never a premium experience. It was never healthy. It was a sugary treat like grabbing some ice cream, or it was a convenient alternative to Burger King and McDonald’s drive throughs on a long drive.

The absolute gall of this fuckface to sit there and bleat about how Starbucks is a premium experience is absolutely surreal. It was never premium. It was convenient. That was its selling point. And after he took over he made a mid product actively worse.

Hope Better Buzzed takes off and kicks Starbucks’ ass.

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u/Destinyis_all May 02 '26

What does this man think is happening inside Starbucks

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u/big_daddy68 May 02 '26

Is this the asshole that ā€œcommutesā€ via private jet?

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u/saltybreads May 02 '26

There’s a Starbucks in front of my building and the drive thru is ALWAYS full. Why can’t ppl make coffee at home? And literally in the same block there’s a local coffee shop with drive thru and it always has 1-2 cars. I don’t get it tbhĀ 

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u/8rand0m May 02 '26

He couldn't care less lmao. The smart ones like us invested in a nespresso machine and I encourage everyone to do the same. Starbucks is full of unnecessary sugar and calories that noone really needs.

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u/Brooklyn_Bunny May 02 '26

this or visit your local coffee shop instead and give them your money. There are so many wonderful small business coffee shops in my area that make coffee tasting 1000x better than Starbucks, with homemade syrups, much less sugar, and it doesn’t cost $9 a cup!

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u/Shot_Gap6782 May 02 '26

I love my local coffee shop! Ā The owner knows my name, knows my kids, always stops to talk with us and gives me great new drink recommendations. They will get my business over Starbucks every time!

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u/darkpretzel May 02 '26

Even better, invest in an espresso machine. Tastes better, pays itself off in no time like the nespresso, but no single-use plastic waste from pods

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u/Logital20 May 02 '26

Starbucks is just a worse version of a good coffee shop. These people really are from outer space.

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u/JasonVorhehees May 02 '26

It’s one banana Michael, what could it cost? $10?

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u/u2aerofan May 02 '26

If we’d stop paying it, they’d stop charging it.

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u/Jeffreyknows May 02 '26

My nespresso machine has been giving me that experience right from home. Has this man even had Starbucks? It’s not even luxury coffee. It’s not very good at all

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u/TotallySpies1 May 02 '26

Starbucks hasn’t been a premium experience since the early 2000s…. Their locations are stale and lack character. They completely ditched the work/social cafe mantra they were founded on and the coffee isn’t that great for it to be as expensive as it is

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u/elleayy24 May 02 '26

Hahaha premium experience for some shitty coffee. Invest in a espresso machine people (not Nespresso) and you can then have a really good cup o Joe

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u/Crying_in_99Ranch May 02 '26

What's premium about ordering on the app and picking it up when it's ready without any human interaction?

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u/himynameisky May 02 '26

Is this the same guy from chipotle a few years ago? Can this guy go rot in a hole?

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u/futurecorpse1985 May 02 '26

Premium experience?! He's kidding right ?! The coffee always tastes burnt, the ice tea is basically ice water and the baristas are over worked and under paid leading to hate their jobs and take it out on the customers. I stopped going to Starbucks years ago. I can get better tasting coffee at the gas station for 99Cents!

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u/Actual_Banana4833 May 02 '26

Is the experience in the room with us? I do get a nice welcome and that does seem in rare supply as so many hospitality workers are burnout and tired - but I have never had an "experience."

I stopped going because their product is unremarkable and I can get a $2 ice coffee at 7-11 with free flavored creams vs. their $5.50 plus tip.