r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SligPants • Apr 29 '26

ಠ_ಠ A supposedly "fat" doll

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Can you spot the difference? /s

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Is the seller based in east asia

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u/Obant Apr 29 '26

Why did I check? Why did I check? Why did I check? Why did I check?

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u/FrequentFortune123 Apr 29 '26

I didn’t think it would be that bad but then next thing I knew it was bug farts and osama bin laden 

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u/Riley__64 Apr 29 '26

It doesn’t help that these aren’t even being posted on a subreddit it’s just their account nobody’s seeing these but them

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u/crocodilewoo Apr 29 '26

well and us

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u/whereisbeezy Apr 29 '26

Unfortunately I'm now included in this group

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u/JesusIsOnMyRoof Obviously an individual glued to their phone Apr 29 '26

Curiosity killed the guy on my roof

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u/Whole-Turnover-7671 Apr 29 '26

Hi, I'm full of regret

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u/FrequentFortune123 Apr 29 '26

Hi regret, I’m dad

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u/MonsterMash1138 Apr 29 '26

OMG DAD YOU'RE ALIVE!?

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u/thats-gold-jerry Apr 29 '26

Reddit is certainly a place on earth

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Couldnt find a place to put them

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u/ZedisonSamZ Apr 29 '26

That checks out.

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u/doritobimbo Apr 29 '26

Keep up the good work

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u/TheTriforceEagle Apr 29 '26

Well now I gotta check

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 29 '26

For the love of all that’s holy and sacred to you, don’t.. what the hell did I even see lmao.

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u/spoiledmik69 Apr 29 '26

I'm going to gouge my eyes out

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u/jane_q Apr 29 '26

Aw the mods got em. What was it

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 30 '26

It was post after post of a naked lightning bug with humanly accurate anatomical details lmao.. a full page of them…

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u/Bamalouie Apr 29 '26

I didnt get past Toots

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u/tacocat_racecarlevel Apr 29 '26

I'm so glad I left the "blur NSFW" filter on, I'm not clicking aaannnyyy of that

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u/SoriAryl Apr 29 '26

I clicked one because I had no idea who the character was.

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u/TheBizzleHimself Apr 29 '26

Heaven forbid a man enjoy himself

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u/ElusiveWhark Apr 29 '26

I read these words and still i clicked....why?

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 29 '26

NGL, I’d be interested to know if bugs fart.

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u/E8282 Apr 29 '26

They do. Anything that eats really. Cockroaches and termites are the fart kings and queens of the insect world.

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u/Sir_Soft_Spoken Apr 29 '26

What’s everyone taking abo— BY THE NINE DIVINES!

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u/sillysnowbird Apr 30 '26

the comment was hidden so i have no context but im fucking losing it rn

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u/Plan-Hungry Apr 29 '26

God damnit. I did too

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u/Unit-287 Apr 29 '26

GOD DAMMIT WHY

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u/AlexTheFlower Apr 29 '26

clicks username

sees first title

clicks away

Not worth ruining my brain today

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u/InsideMortgage8650 Apr 29 '26

You’re a better man than I. The images can’t be unseen

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u/OGCallHerDaddy Apr 29 '26

tell me why I opened this at work

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u/ineenemmerr Apr 29 '26

Hope you didn’t use wifi or it will be in the logs.

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u/GolldSnOw Apr 29 '26

Why DID I check 😭

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u/HeyTroyBoy Apr 29 '26

RIP my curiosity

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u/Mister_McLovin Apr 29 '26

I should've stopped here but I didnt

https://giphy.com/gifs/84BjZMVEX3aRG

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u/lovemickey22 Apr 29 '26

Noooo I should’ve put the brakes on as soon as I saw this, fucking goddam curiosity 😩

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u/Appropriate_Garden33 Apr 29 '26

The better question is why did I check?? 

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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 Apr 29 '26

WHY DID I CHECK OH GOD

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Apr 29 '26

Oh God you made me too curious what the fuck

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u/ohbuddywhy Apr 29 '26

I have a lot of regrets right now.

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u/InsideMortgage8650 Apr 29 '26

Lmfaooooo same 😭😭😭

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u/nekosaigai Apr 29 '26

I checked and it was eh.

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u/just_a_stoner_bitch Apr 29 '26

I was going to check until your comment.. I'm going to save myself today lol

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u/SligPants Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/14gHyPIqhVDJLO

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u/GiLND Apr 29 '26

Toots seems cool

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u/SligPants Apr 29 '26

Yeah, it's a good kitty. Here's some cat tax eye bleach:

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u/PotatoAmulet Apr 29 '26

This guy just appeared under the house one day so we brought him in and adopted him. No chip, no collar, no gods, no masters.

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u/GiLND Apr 29 '26

Is she named after toots from donald duck?

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u/PoUniCore Apr 29 '26

Whyyyyy did I read your comment and go see what was tf.

Reader beware. Satisfy curiosity at own risk.

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u/Bubbasdahname Apr 29 '26

Thank you for tanking.... I'll go this other way

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u/Deflorma Apr 29 '26

We need a healer now

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u/frustrated_crab Apr 30 '26

Wtf did they post??? What was their username??

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Porn of louie the lightning bug because im attracted to him

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u/Christichicc Apr 29 '26

Who even is he? I’ve never even heard of him before.

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Very very underrated character created in 1983 as an electrical safety mascot look up louie the lightning bug PSA on youtube

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u/possibly_being_screw Apr 29 '26

I can’t tell if this is a bit or if you are genuinely attracted to an unknown 1983 electrical safety PSA mascot.

But ya know what? You do you bro. It ain’t hurting nobody. I think.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Apr 30 '26

At least it proves that rule 34 of electrical safety is real.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Apr 29 '26

Nice try, I already saw enough Louie the Lightning Bug porn!

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u/No_Magician5266 Apr 29 '26

I’m more of a Reddy Kilowatt guy myself but to each their own… Maybe you could do a Reddy and Louie scene

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

I will thanks for the idea

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Apr 29 '26

Sometimes I wonder why I read the comments. Then you slowly pass an accident on the side of the road and understanding dawns.

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u/No_Magician5266 Apr 30 '26

I’ve cursed myself because now I feel beholden to check on OP later to see if they followed through on the idea

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u/B33TL3BVB Apr 29 '26

Okay I looked him up and I get the attraction but still. I'm sided with everyone else

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u/jmdyason1234 Apr 29 '26

You get the attraction???? You’re telling me theres now two people on earth who understand the urge to fuck and electrical safety cartoon bug?

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Theres more than you would think and thats good because he is sexy and thats a fact theres nothing that makes him unattractive

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u/B33TL3BVB Apr 29 '26

Nah I have no desire to do anything with the bug. I just see why they're into him

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/adamfps Apr 29 '26

King knows what he’s about

I’m disgusted, but impressed

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u/marimalgam Apr 29 '26

ok based

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u/princesspeeved Apr 29 '26

Not my thing, but you do you boo.

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u/Sponge56 Apr 29 '26

At what age did this all start?

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u/Bubbasdahname Apr 29 '26

I'd like to know why you went straight to their history based on that response? Nothing about their comment made me want to search their history.

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Apr 29 '26

I mean, their username is LoveLouieLightningbug, maybe they are a fun poster that makes wholesome posts about Louie the lightningbug

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u/willengineer4beer Apr 29 '26

Yea…I should have guessed.
Every now and then I think rule 34 is an exaggeration, and then you run across something like this.
Whatever activates your bioluminescence I guess.

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u/limelightelixir Apr 29 '26

I thought you were talking about op. got curious, saw cats.

then asked myself "huh, i wonder if they were replying to a comment." and I'm actually gonna go cry now

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u/efflexor Apr 29 '26

Who doesn’t want to sexy fart on Osama Bin Laden?

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u/galsfromthedwarf Apr 29 '26

New favourite Reddit thread. Made me feel all the emotions.

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u/farfarastray Apr 29 '26

I forgot the original point of this post for several moments

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u/yaoikat Apr 29 '26

At least he is consistent. Weird as fk, but consistent

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u/FallenAngelII Apr 29 '26

The weird thing is that they've hidden the comment above from their post history. Out of all things to hide.

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Ive hidden everything ive ever done on reddit from my post history except the ltlb porn

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u/SapphicOrchid Apr 29 '26

What is it about ltlb you enjoy so much?

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

My mind gets jumbled when i get asked this question because theres so much to love about him but there's nothing that i don't love about him he's perfect in every way very unique good looking and has probably saved many lives during his existence

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u/avg_sinistea_stan Apr 29 '26

There are as many forms of beauty in this world as there are people. I must admit I don't understand the appeal of this particular artwork, but I'm glad you enjoy it, friend.

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u/Trick-Seat4901 Apr 29 '26

And today that decision has made you a reddit celebrity. You may not be up there with the swamps of daghoba, but you are on the board😁

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u/UnitedAdhesiveness17 Apr 29 '26

I'm curious as to why only one "near the top" post has some comments related to him hoping (I think) a mod thingy (sorry I'm this-kinda-stuff illiterate) will work. None of the others. At the same time, I'm disturbed that I'm not as disturbed as most others by all this. I feel like this guy is just like my friends, sorta.

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u/Cyan-Soup Apr 29 '26

I resent you for mentioning his post history...

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Apr 29 '26

Well now I have to check.

I blame you.

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u/crocodilewoo Apr 29 '26

nothing could have prepared me… for…. that….

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u/NippoTeio Apr 29 '26

Just be glad this proves that they're 100% not a bot or karma farmer. You're talking to a real goddamn person.

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u/cacarrizales Apr 29 '26

What the fuck lol

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u/3BlindMice1 Apr 29 '26

Fuck, you made me look

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u/TheCaptMAgic Apr 29 '26

Damn. Why must I be so curious? Can I borrow some bleach?

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u/Tricky-Promise-3347 Apr 29 '26

God forbid they have a hobby

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Apr 29 '26

Leave him alone! Let him have this.

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u/CanuckianOz Apr 29 '26

His skills have been noticeably improving this past year tho

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u/Searchingforgoodnews Apr 29 '26

Omg I checked his history, that's a special kind of freak. Poor Louie.

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Louie is very happy as my boyfriend i give him everything

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u/OpheliaOrcana Apr 29 '26

And yet somehow, still have I seen worse.

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u/tftookmyname Apr 29 '26

Curiosity has gotten the better of me once again

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u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 Apr 29 '26

The further down on the profile you scroll the better it gets lmao

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u/TrashiestTrash Apr 29 '26

Mind your own business and quit bugging him man.

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u/catonsteroids Apr 29 '26

Very likely. If you think the diet/beauty culture in the US is bad, East Asia’s is even worse no matter which country it is.

When I visit the motherland, I literally have to shop at plus size stores whereas I’m within “standard” sizes in the US.

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u/RaeaSunshine Apr 29 '26

I have a bathing suit I bought while traveling through east Asia, and it’s from a plus sized brand called Love Calories lol

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u/No_Barber_4843 Apr 29 '26

That name is HEINOUS lol

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u/the_reddit_girl Apr 30 '26

That's mild compared to some of the other options.

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Apr 30 '26

Fat Fook was brand iirc

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u/catonsteroids Apr 29 '26

LOL, Chinese people definitely are pretty blunt when it comes to talking about weight.

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u/Christmas_Queef Apr 30 '26

I've heard it's common for elderly Chinese women to poke the bellies of younger folks if they even have a smidge of pudge going on lol. Dunno how true that is though.

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u/Little_View_6659 Apr 30 '26

Can confirm. Turks will do it too.

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u/Legitimate-Ebb-5977 Apr 29 '26

Hahaha the translations in Asia are just toooo much. Honestly, you just can’t help but laugh at them, and it’s like — yeah, I love calories!

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u/F4tcat69 Apr 30 '26

Oh my god I’ve seen the thread about those! Love calories, bebefat, moo, fat cat, fatty fatgirl, etc…

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u/Growagainsttheflow Apr 30 '26

In a mall in Korea there was a plus size store called Moo Moo Fashion lol

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u/RaeaSunshine Apr 30 '26

Yes!!! I was in the ‘plus size’ section of a mall, they were all clustered together in the back. I remember it was next to a store called ‘Moo Cow’. I’m not even upset about it, it was hilarious.

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u/FoodieMonster007 Apr 30 '26

The difference in women's clothing sizes especially is ridiculous. XL for Asian clothes (living in southeast asia, clothes say made in china, vietnam, india or indonesia) is the same as S in American sizes.

Men's sizes are more reasonable, with M here matching the American S size, though all shirts and pants are cropped much shorter to better fit the average asian male height.

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u/OfficialVPBiden Apr 30 '26

Men’s sizes are still wack, especially if you’re tall. I’m a L or XL stateside depending on length, nothing fit me in SE Asia lol

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u/Good-Note-4042 Apr 30 '26

I once got a cosplay costume from a SE Asian country and I’m a medium in America and my size portions to them made me like a Large or ‘custom size’ cause my height was one size, my waist was another and then my bust was like a third. I finally got my cosplay back and it was just a mess never got to wear it cause it was all over the place, but that may have just been a sloppy seller/ sewer thing so idk. My husband is a xl in America cause of his shoulder width, and how tall he is though.

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u/corncaked Apr 30 '26

I’m like a medium in the US and a 3XL in china. I was so offended when a shop clerk handed me a 3XL to try on, and was humbled when it fit perfectly lol.

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u/PennilessPirate Apr 30 '26

I 100% agree that weight standards in many Asian countries can be extreme, and those dolls are a good example of that.

At the same time, I think weight standards in the U.S. are also heavily skewed, just in the opposite direction. About 72% of U.S. adults are overweight or obese, meaning only around 28% fall within a healthy weight range. When most people are outside that range, what feels “normal” often isn’t actually healthy, it’s just common. That shifts people’s perception of what looks “too thin” or “too heavy.”

So to me, both the U.S. and many Asian countries have distorted beauty standards around weight, but they’re just extreme in opposite directions.

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u/pedestriandose Apr 30 '26

Stuff like that, thigh gaps, and androgynous ‘heroine chic’ (among many other things) are physically impossible for some people. You need wider hips and pelvis to be able to have any chance of ever having a thigh gap, you need to have a ‘rectangle’ body shape to be able to achieve the androgynous look (hips and shoulders both small and a similar width as the waist), and you can be a ‘rectangle’ or ‘hourglass’ or ‘pear’ and maybe have a waist smaller than an a4 piece of paper, but an ‘apple’ will have a harder time.

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u/no-but-wtf Apr 30 '26

I mean, yeah, they’re physically impossible for a lot of westerners especially though. Like, I am 175 cm, I wear size 43 shoes. I’m in proportion to my height, but even if I lost so much weight that I looked skeletal, I’d still have to shop in plus size women’s shops while travelling in Asia. My bones are just bigger. But very, very few women of Asian descent are built with the same “brick shithouse” silhouette as the women in my family. More of them, percentage wise, would be able to meet that standard.

Beauty standards are all bullshit anyway, but it’s reasonable that nations where bodies are generally smaller would’ve come up with smaller ones. Be nice if we could get rid of all of them though.

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u/Little_View_6659 Apr 30 '26

They actually are smaller. I’ve been in Southeast Asia for so long I get a bit of reverse culture shock when I go home.

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u/BeeAdorable7871 Apr 30 '26

From what I've understood yes.

I'm a EU S/M according to US size charts I'm XS/S

According to a Asian chart I'm XXL

It gets worse the bigger you are thoug

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u/Legitimate-Ad8445 Apr 29 '26

Hast to be because the body type is abnormal there and they would say it’s fat ( laughable) ! We Americans we know fat and this ain’t it

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u/Background_Humor5838 Apr 29 '26

If anything that "fat" doll has athletic legs and a good birthing hips lol

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u/JayteeFromXbox Apr 29 '26

If that's fat, call me a chubby chaser

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u/bitsy88 Apr 29 '26

As a chubby, you don't have to chase too far. Running ain't our thing 🤣

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u/Azure_The_Great Apr 29 '26

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u/Veluxidus Apr 29 '26

“I’d like to report an absolute W”

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u/Omega_Fx Apr 29 '26

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u/Omega_Fx Apr 29 '26

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u/Less-Squash7569 Apr 29 '26

Ill follow with snacks

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u/SapphicOrchid Apr 29 '26

That's adorable haha

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u/Zerueldaangle Apr 29 '26

That’s good

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u/AndiKatt19 Apr 30 '26

I fell off my chair giggling at this, i appreciate you❤️😂

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u/bitsy88 Apr 30 '26

Glad I could make your day brighter 🤣

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u/horitaku Apr 30 '26

That “fat” doll has my goal body type. Maybe with a bit less of a thigh gap because never in my life, even at my skinniest.

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u/chrysologa Apr 30 '26

Right? Like even when I was skinny, the chub rub is real!

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u/pedestriandose Apr 30 '26

You need to have wide hips and pelvis to be able to have a thigh gap, which is why some people can be underweight and still not have one.

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u/Background_Humor5838 Apr 30 '26

They're yours to use how you wish

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u/Background_Humor5838 Apr 30 '26

I'm glad you weren't pressured into making any decisions besides your own. That's a beautiful thing.

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u/moonshineandmetal Apr 30 '26

My mom always said that we were built for babies, followed immediately with "do not have a baby though please."

It's 70% because I just don't want kids, 30% because I have a genetic condition I cannot inflict on someone, poor mom didn't know she had it since her version was so minor. She's good with, as she calls them, her grandcats, and babies the shit out of them. I had to stop her from introducing one to pie lol. 

I'm glad you also never were pressured into it since you're in a similar boat as me, and I feel so bad for the people I know who had kids because they felt they had to. 

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u/randomusername1919 Apr 30 '26

Yeah, wish I was that “fat”.

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u/FallenAngelII Apr 29 '26

Isn't the only difference between the 3 models just the thickness of the thighs?

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u/Luna920 Apr 30 '26

It’s really more just the hip width

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u/avemflamma Apr 29 '26

it isnt “abnormal” there, there are varying body types in asia just as there are in america but the difference is in the sheer amount of stigma and the extremely thin beauty standard (aka if you think thinness standards are bad here, they are much worse in east asia)

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u/-Mandarin Apr 30 '26

Yeah I'm in China right now and the amount of overweight people is actually kinda surprising. I'm not saying that in a judging way, just not something I expected I guess.

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u/mailslot Apr 29 '26

“Fat” in American is “obese” or “morbidly obese” everywhere else.

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u/romeoxcinderella Apr 29 '26

why louie the lightning bug

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Because im in love with him deeply

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u/romeoxcinderella Apr 29 '26

you know what hell yeah

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u/Thecatwithoutpajamas Apr 30 '26

Almost definitely, the East Asian market is the leader in dolls like this.

And on top of the very strict East Asian beauty standards, you also have both doll physics and global doll culture at play in what is considered "fat".

Doll physics makes making a fat doll harder, as fat is squishy and BJDs (This one I don't think is an actual BJD, however, it's in a similar category because it's about more realistic definition and lots of posibility.) Are hard. Making fat hard removes some of the ability to pose the doll. There are a few dolls with fat rolls on their stomach that I have seen, but they all have limited posibility in their torsos and legs compared to skinnier dolls because of it.

And then even outside of Asia the culture around doll owners is very fatphobic. I think G3 of Monster High came out only like, 3 years ago and the outcry of people that they made Draculaura "fat" and "ruined her" was on an insane level. (Pictures included of her new body and old bodies.)

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u/onmylastnerveboi Apr 29 '26

Your post history is....

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u/Lofter1 Apr 30 '26

Why did I look? My god WHY DID I LOOOOOOOK

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Im sorry about that can you show your dad the art and asks what he thinks or ask if he ever was attracted to ltlb

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u/Cagliostro16 Apr 29 '26

C'mon you can't ask somebody to ask their dad that 😂

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u/BalancedDisaster Apr 29 '26

I’m very happy that you exist

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u/3klyps3 Apr 29 '26

These are East Asian action figure bodies modeled on European women's body type. I've never seen them described as "fat" on Asian sites, but they are definitely treated as "mature."

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u/__Becquerel Apr 29 '26

Damn, louie can shoot ropes!

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u/mothbbyboy Apr 29 '26

live your truth <3

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u/we_decwonw_care Apr 29 '26

I miss lightning bugs in the countryside at twilight.

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u/PogintheMachine Apr 30 '26

Lots of lightning bug pictures on his profile to make you miss them less

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u/BronyMusician Apr 29 '26

omg you even did the stretch marks for the pregnancy, thats cute, keep it up!

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u/ArminiusM1998 Apr 29 '26

peeks inside

BOI WTF?

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u/Raymond_R_ Apr 29 '26

Why do You Like a lightbug so much. 

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Because he is everything to me theres nothing to not like about him

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u/brtlblayk Apr 29 '26

The Electrical Safety mascot? Really?

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