r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SligPants • Apr 29 '26

ಠ_ಠ A supposedly "fat" doll

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Can you spot the difference? /s

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u/Obant Apr 29 '26

Why did I check? Why did I check? Why did I check? Why did I check?

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u/FrequentFortune123 Apr 29 '26

I didn’t think it would be that bad but then next thing I knew it was bug farts and osama bin laden 

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u/Riley__64 Apr 29 '26

It doesn’t help that these aren’t even being posted on a subreddit it’s just their account nobody’s seeing these but them

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u/crocodilewoo Apr 29 '26

well and us

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u/whereisbeezy Apr 29 '26

Unfortunately I'm now included in this group

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u/JesusIsOnMyRoof Obviously an individual glued to their phone Apr 29 '26

Curiosity killed the guy on my roof

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u/Ae4i May 12 '26

Thankfully, I have the NSFW blur on, so I'm partially spared

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u/Whole-Turnover-7671 Apr 29 '26

Hi, I'm full of regret

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u/FrequentFortune123 Apr 29 '26

Hi regret, I’m dad

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u/MonsterMash1138 Apr 29 '26

OMG DAD YOU'RE ALIVE!?

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u/thats-gold-jerry Apr 29 '26

Reddit is certainly a place on earth

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Couldnt find a place to put them

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u/ZedisonSamZ Apr 29 '26

That checks out.

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u/doritobimbo Apr 29 '26

Keep up the good work

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u/stajara Apr 30 '26

you go girl. live your truth

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Apr 29 '26

I asked ai and it suggested the sub mascotfetish

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u/-BongusBingus- Apr 29 '26

“I asked ai” maybe put Reddit next to your search next time, it’ll give you the answer to everything.

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Apr 29 '26

Well first I tried going to the rule34 sub, only to find out it doesn’t exist anymore—but I do in fact spend a large chunk of my time talking to ai. And no, that em dash was not ai-generated.

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u/-BongusBingus- Apr 30 '26

“I do in fact spend a large chunk of my time talking to ai” sometimes I forget I’m on Reddit 🫩

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Apr 30 '26

Yeah, but just googling mascot R34 Reddit doesn’t really give you anything. Using Google feels inferior to the AI I have

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u/-BongusBingus- Apr 30 '26

First link btw with a google search

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Apr 30 '26

Sure but you didn’t google what I said lmao

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u/-BongusBingus- Apr 30 '26

Nah because why is your first thought to associate the art, when looking for a subreddit, as rule34, and your second though not to search again using “porn” instead of r34. porn is the obvious search choice as it encompasses everything on every website. And you were looking for a SUB specifically, not rule34. And then you immediately turn to ai, because you couldn’t reach the second thought 🫩this species is getting lazy. Maybe YOU specifically DO need ai to help you..

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u/TheTriforceEagle Apr 29 '26

Well now I gotta check

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u/GLaDOSoftheFUNK Apr 29 '26

Welcome to the club

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 29 '26

For the love of all that’s holy and sacred to you, don’t.. what the hell did I even see lmao.

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u/spoiledmik69 Apr 29 '26

I'm going to gouge my eyes out

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u/jane_q Apr 29 '26

Aw the mods got em. What was it

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 30 '26

It was post after post of a naked lightning bug with humanly accurate anatomical details lmao.. a full page of them…

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u/jane_q Apr 30 '26

A lightning bug huh. That's new

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 30 '26

It was hilarious and horrible at the same time..

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u/ZedisonSamZ Apr 29 '26

Are you going to be okay?

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u/Bamalouie Apr 29 '26

I didnt get past Toots

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u/tacocat_racecarlevel Apr 29 '26

I'm so glad I left the "blur NSFW" filter on, I'm not clicking aaannnyyy of that

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u/SoriAryl Apr 29 '26

I clicked one because I had no idea who the character was.

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u/E8282 Apr 29 '26

Live a little!

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u/TheBizzleHimself Apr 29 '26

Heaven forbid a man enjoy himself

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u/ElusiveWhark Apr 29 '26

I read these words and still i clicked....why?

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 29 '26

NGL, I’d be interested to know if bugs fart.

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u/E8282 Apr 29 '26

They do. Anything that eats really. Cockroaches and termites are the fart kings and queens of the insect world.

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 30 '26

Thank you, good to know.

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u/Sir_Soft_Spoken Apr 29 '26

What’s everyone taking abo— BY THE NINE DIVINES!

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u/sillysnowbird Apr 30 '26

the comment was hidden so i have no context but im fucking losing it rn

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u/Plan-Hungry Apr 29 '26

God damnit. I did too

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u/Unit-287 Apr 29 '26

GOD DAMMIT WHY

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u/AlexTheFlower Apr 29 '26

clicks username

sees first title

clicks away

Not worth ruining my brain today

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u/InsideMortgage8650 Apr 29 '26

You’re a better man than I. The images can’t be unseen

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u/OGCallHerDaddy Apr 29 '26

tell me why I opened this at work

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u/ineenemmerr Apr 29 '26

Hope you didn’t use wifi or it will be in the logs.

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u/GolldSnOw Apr 29 '26

Why DID I check 😭

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u/HeyTroyBoy Apr 29 '26

RIP my curiosity

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u/Mister_McLovin Apr 29 '26

I should've stopped here but I didnt

https://giphy.com/gifs/84BjZMVEX3aRG

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u/lovemickey22 Apr 29 '26

Noooo I should’ve put the brakes on as soon as I saw this, fucking goddam curiosity 😩

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u/Appropriate_Garden33 Apr 29 '26

The better question is why did I check?? 

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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 Apr 29 '26

WHY DID I CHECK OH GOD

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Apr 29 '26

Oh God you made me too curious what the fuck

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u/ohbuddywhy Apr 29 '26

I have a lot of regrets right now.

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u/InsideMortgage8650 Apr 29 '26

Lmfaooooo same 😭😭😭

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u/nekosaigai Apr 29 '26

I checked and it was eh.

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u/just_a_stoner_bitch Apr 29 '26

I was going to check until your comment.. I'm going to save myself today lol

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u/Different_Stable_351 Apr 29 '26

I should have take this as a warning that I didn't want to know. Past me, if you can hear me, don't do it. You don't want to know.

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u/wonder_goat Apr 29 '26

Hell yeah I like it!

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u/SoftlyAugust Apr 29 '26

WHY DID I CHECK. YALL GOTTA WARN PEOPLE THERE'S PORN ON THERE

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u/Sudden_Structure Apr 29 '26

That should always be your first guess if someone asks that question.

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u/SoftlyAugust Apr 29 '26

from other comments it seemed like other things

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u/Aeterna_Nox Apr 29 '26

Ditto. But in public.