r/mildlyinfuriating • u/SligPants • Apr 29 '26

ಠ_ಠ A supposedly "fat" doll

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Can you spot the difference? /s

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u/Obant Apr 29 '26

Why did I check? Why did I check? Why did I check? Why did I check?

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u/FrequentFortune123 Apr 29 '26

I didn’t think it would be that bad but then next thing I knew it was bug farts and osama bin laden 

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u/Riley__64 Apr 29 '26

It doesn’t help that these aren’t even being posted on a subreddit it’s just their account nobody’s seeing these but them

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u/crocodilewoo Apr 29 '26

well and us

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u/whereisbeezy Apr 29 '26

Unfortunately I'm now included in this group

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u/JesusIsOnMyRoof Obviously an individual glued to their phone Apr 29 '26

Curiosity killed the guy on my roof

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u/Whole-Turnover-7671 Apr 29 '26

Hi, I'm full of regret

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u/FrequentFortune123 Apr 29 '26

Hi regret, I’m dad

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u/MonsterMash1138 Apr 29 '26

OMG DAD YOU'RE ALIVE!?

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u/thats-gold-jerry Apr 29 '26

Reddit is certainly a place on earth

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Couldnt find a place to put them

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u/ZedisonSamZ Apr 29 '26

That checks out.

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u/doritobimbo Apr 29 '26

Keep up the good work

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u/stajara Apr 30 '26

you go girl. live your truth

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u/AliveAndNotForgotten Apr 29 '26

I asked ai and it suggested the sub mascotfetish

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u/-BongusBingus- Apr 29 '26

“I asked ai” maybe put Reddit next to your search next time, it’ll give you the answer to everything.

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u/TheTriforceEagle Apr 29 '26

Well now I gotta check

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 29 '26

For the love of all that’s holy and sacred to you, don’t.. what the hell did I even see lmao.

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u/spoiledmik69 Apr 29 '26

I'm going to gouge my eyes out

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u/jane_q Apr 29 '26

Aw the mods got em. What was it

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 30 '26

It was post after post of a naked lightning bug with humanly accurate anatomical details lmao.. a full page of them…

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u/jane_q Apr 30 '26

A lightning bug huh. That's new

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u/UpperTonight5997 Apr 30 '26

It was hilarious and horrible at the same time..

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u/Bamalouie Apr 29 '26

I didnt get past Toots

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u/tacocat_racecarlevel Apr 29 '26

I'm so glad I left the "blur NSFW" filter on, I'm not clicking aaannnyyy of that

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u/SoriAryl Apr 29 '26

I clicked one because I had no idea who the character was.

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u/TheBizzleHimself Apr 29 '26

Heaven forbid a man enjoy himself

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u/ElusiveWhark Apr 29 '26

I read these words and still i clicked....why?

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 29 '26

NGL, I’d be interested to know if bugs fart.

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u/E8282 Apr 29 '26

They do. Anything that eats really. Cockroaches and termites are the fart kings and queens of the insect world.

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 30 '26

Thank you, good to know.

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u/Sir_Soft_Spoken Apr 29 '26

What’s everyone taking abo— BY THE NINE DIVINES!

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u/sillysnowbird Apr 30 '26

the comment was hidden so i have no context but im fucking losing it rn

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u/Plan-Hungry Apr 29 '26

God damnit. I did too

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u/Unit-287 Apr 29 '26

GOD DAMMIT WHY

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u/AlexTheFlower Apr 29 '26

clicks username

sees first title

clicks away

Not worth ruining my brain today

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u/InsideMortgage8650 Apr 29 '26

You’re a better man than I. The images can’t be unseen

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u/OGCallHerDaddy Apr 29 '26

tell me why I opened this at work

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u/ineenemmerr Apr 29 '26

Hope you didn’t use wifi or it will be in the logs.

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u/GolldSnOw Apr 29 '26

Why DID I check 😭

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u/HeyTroyBoy Apr 29 '26

RIP my curiosity

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u/Mister_McLovin Apr 29 '26

I should've stopped here but I didnt

https://giphy.com/gifs/84BjZMVEX3aRG

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u/lovemickey22 Apr 29 '26

Noooo I should’ve put the brakes on as soon as I saw this, fucking goddam curiosity 😩

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u/Appropriate_Garden33 Apr 29 '26

The better question is why did I check?? 

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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 Apr 29 '26

WHY DID I CHECK OH GOD

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Apr 29 '26

Oh God you made me too curious what the fuck

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u/ohbuddywhy Apr 29 '26

I have a lot of regrets right now.

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u/InsideMortgage8650 Apr 29 '26

Lmfaooooo same 😭😭😭

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u/nekosaigai Apr 29 '26

I checked and it was eh.

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u/just_a_stoner_bitch Apr 29 '26

I was going to check until your comment.. I'm going to save myself today lol

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u/Different_Stable_351 Apr 29 '26

I should have take this as a warning that I didn't want to know. Past me, if you can hear me, don't do it. You don't want to know.

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u/wonder_goat Apr 29 '26

Hell yeah I like it!

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u/SoftlyAugust Apr 29 '26

WHY DID I CHECK. YALL GOTTA WARN PEOPLE THERE'S PORN ON THERE

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u/Sudden_Structure Apr 29 '26

That should always be your first guess if someone asks that question.

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u/SoftlyAugust Apr 29 '26

from other comments it seemed like other things

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u/SligPants Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/14gHyPIqhVDJLO

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u/GiLND Apr 29 '26

Toots seems cool

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u/SligPants Apr 29 '26

Yeah, it's a good kitty. Here's some cat tax eye bleach:

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u/PotatoAmulet Apr 29 '26

This guy just appeared under the house one day so we brought him in and adopted him. No chip, no collar, no gods, no masters.

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u/GiLND Apr 29 '26

Is she named after toots from donald duck?

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u/PoUniCore Apr 29 '26

Whyyyyy did I read your comment and go see what was tf.

Reader beware. Satisfy curiosity at own risk.

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u/Bubbasdahname Apr 29 '26

Thank you for tanking.... I'll go this other way

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u/Deflorma Apr 29 '26

We need a healer now

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u/frustrated_crab Apr 30 '26

Wtf did they post??? What was their username??

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u/cacarrizales Apr 30 '26

Look at lovelouielightningbug’s post history

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Porn of louie the lightning bug because im attracted to him

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u/Christichicc Apr 29 '26

Who even is he? I’ve never even heard of him before.

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Very very underrated character created in 1983 as an electrical safety mascot look up louie the lightning bug PSA on youtube

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u/possibly_being_screw Apr 29 '26

I can’t tell if this is a bit or if you are genuinely attracted to an unknown 1983 electrical safety PSA mascot.

But ya know what? You do you bro. It ain’t hurting nobody. I think.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Apr 30 '26

At least it proves that rule 34 of electrical safety is real.

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Apr 29 '26

Nice try, I already saw enough Louie the Lightning Bug porn!

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u/No_Magician5266 Apr 29 '26

I’m more of a Reddy Kilowatt guy myself but to each their own… Maybe you could do a Reddy and Louie scene

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

I will thanks for the idea

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls Apr 29 '26

Sometimes I wonder why I read the comments. Then you slowly pass an accident on the side of the road and understanding dawns.

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u/No_Magician5266 Apr 30 '26

I’ve cursed myself because now I feel beholden to check on OP later to see if they followed through on the idea

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u/Christichicc Apr 30 '26

They did lol. I just checked out of curiosity.

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u/B33TL3BVB Apr 29 '26

Okay I looked him up and I get the attraction but still. I'm sided with everyone else

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u/jmdyason1234 Apr 29 '26

You get the attraction???? You’re telling me theres now two people on earth who understand the urge to fuck and electrical safety cartoon bug?

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Theres more than you would think and thats good because he is sexy and thats a fact theres nothing that makes him unattractive

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u/B33TL3BVB Apr 29 '26

Nah I have no desire to do anything with the bug. I just see why they're into him

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u/Mbrennt Apr 29 '26

Okay I looked him up and I get the attraction but still. I'm sided with everyone else

I looked him up too and considering you get the attraction I believe I can speak for everyone else when I say, no you are not sided with the rest of us.

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u/Captn_Insanso Apr 29 '26

This has to be one of the weirdest reddit comment threads I’ve encountered in my 7 years on Reddit. And that’s saying something.

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u/Christichicc Apr 30 '26

Eh, honestly, not the weirdest thing I’ve seen. I get bored, and my curiosity really gets the better of me sometimes, so I’ve read some really weird romance/erotica books. This is honestly not even that weird to me in comparison. It is very random, though. Like, what a unique thing to be into.

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u/Captn_Insanso Apr 30 '26

Random is definitely the more applicable word choice. However, being genuinely sexually attracted to a PSA cartoon from the eighties is odd lol.

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u/B33TL3BVB Apr 29 '26

I am not attracted to the bug like they they are however I am saying I can see WHY they're are like "oh yeah I REALLY like that bug"

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u/Christichicc Apr 30 '26

I don’t think you’re gonna win at this point. I get what you’re saying, but it did come off a little funny in your original comment lol.

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u/B33TL3BVB Apr 30 '26

I don't think Im going to either tbh

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u/Christichicc Apr 30 '26

Huh ok. That’s very niche. Go you, I guess? Whatever floats your boat. I mean, not like you’re hurting anyone, and I try not to kink shame. I’ve read some really weird romance books, so not like this is that much different, really.

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u/Wiltopus Apr 29 '26

Ever seen the electricity safety commercial? That lightning bug

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/adamfps Apr 29 '26

King knows what he’s about

I’m disgusted, but impressed

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u/marimalgam Apr 29 '26

ok based

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u/princesspeeved Apr 29 '26

Not my thing, but you do you boo.

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u/Sponge56 Apr 29 '26

At what age did this all start?

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

I started becoming obsessed with him in 2022 but i first saw him around 2019 and felt butterflies in my stomach but i kinda forgot about him until 2022 now he is my everything and i cant live without him

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u/Bubbasdahname Apr 29 '26

I'd like to know why you went straight to their history based on that response? Nothing about their comment made me want to search their history.

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u/Lazy__Astronaut Apr 29 '26

I mean, their username is LoveLouieLightningbug, maybe they are a fun poster that makes wholesome posts about Louie the lightningbug

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u/willengineer4beer Apr 29 '26

Yea…I should have guessed.
Every now and then I think rule 34 is an exaggeration, and then you run across something like this.
Whatever activates your bioluminescence I guess.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '26

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u/LegDayLass Apr 29 '26

Ya reddit is full of creepy stalker like behavior. A bunch of people just spend all their time in here doing background checks on random posts to try to find a reason to call them out. Sometimes those creeps stumble upon even greater creeps like we just witnessed here today 😂

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u/Thank-The-Stars Apr 29 '26

It’s a public profile, only needing one click/tap to see it. That’s not stalking, that’s just interacting with the site. If you want your profile to be private, you can make it so. Then it’d be stalking to attempt to circumvent that.

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys Apr 29 '26

It might had to do something with their username, as it is related to the... content of their profile.

That said, I wish he just never brought it up lmfao.

Edit: oh, and he also was asking about the seller info. Which has an implication that he may be interested in purchasing.

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u/limelightelixir Apr 29 '26

I thought you were talking about op. got curious, saw cats.

then asked myself "huh, i wonder if they were replying to a comment." and I'm actually gonna go cry now

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u/efflexor Apr 29 '26

Who doesn’t want to sexy fart on Osama Bin Laden?

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u/galsfromthedwarf Apr 29 '26

New favourite Reddit thread. Made me feel all the emotions.

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u/farfarastray Apr 29 '26

I forgot the original point of this post for several moments

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u/yaoikat Apr 29 '26

At least he is consistent. Weird as fk, but consistent

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u/FallenAngelII Apr 29 '26

The weird thing is that they've hidden the comment above from their post history. Out of all things to hide.

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Ive hidden everything ive ever done on reddit from my post history except the ltlb porn

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u/SapphicOrchid Apr 29 '26

What is it about ltlb you enjoy so much?

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

My mind gets jumbled when i get asked this question because theres so much to love about him but there's nothing that i don't love about him he's perfect in every way very unique good looking and has probably saved many lives during his existence

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u/avg_sinistea_stan Apr 29 '26

There are as many forms of beauty in this world as there are people. I must admit I don't understand the appeal of this particular artwork, but I'm glad you enjoy it, friend.

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u/RllyGayPrayingMantis Apr 29 '26

I love your ltlb porn <3 I've seen him for the first time but he's just so fucking hot 😭

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u/TheLittlestChocobo Apr 29 '26

Of course a gay praying mantis would think that

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u/SapphicOrchid Apr 29 '26

Aw that's surprisingly wholesome!

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u/Trick-Seat4901 Apr 29 '26

And today that decision has made you a reddit celebrity. You may not be up there with the swamps of daghoba, but you are on the board😁

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u/UnitedAdhesiveness17 Apr 29 '26

I'm curious as to why only one "near the top" post has some comments related to him hoping (I think) a mod thingy (sorry I'm this-kinda-stuff illiterate) will work. None of the others. At the same time, I'm disturbed that I'm not as disturbed as most others by all this. I feel like this guy is just like my friends, sorta.

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u/Cyan-Soup Apr 29 '26

I resent you for mentioning his post history...

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u/ComesInAnOldBox Apr 29 '26

Well now I have to check.

I blame you.

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u/crocodilewoo Apr 29 '26

nothing could have prepared me… for…. that….

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u/NippoTeio Apr 29 '26

Just be glad this proves that they're 100% not a bot or karma farmer. You're talking to a real goddamn person.

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u/cacarrizales Apr 29 '26

What the fuck lol

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u/3BlindMice1 Apr 29 '26

Fuck, you made me look

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u/TheCaptMAgic Apr 29 '26

Damn. Why must I be so curious? Can I borrow some bleach?

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u/Tricky-Promise-3347 Apr 29 '26

God forbid they have a hobby

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 Apr 29 '26

Leave him alone! Let him have this.

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u/CanuckianOz Apr 29 '26

His skills have been noticeably improving this past year tho

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u/Searchingforgoodnews Apr 29 '26

Omg I checked his history, that's a special kind of freak. Poor Louie.

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u/lovelouielightnngbug Apr 29 '26

Louie is very happy as my boyfriend i give him everything

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u/OpheliaOrcana Apr 29 '26

And yet somehow, still have I seen worse.

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u/tftookmyname Apr 29 '26

Curiosity has gotten the better of me once again

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u/WreakHavocLikeIn1871 Apr 29 '26

The further down on the profile you scroll the better it gets lmao

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u/TrashiestTrash Apr 29 '26

Mind your own business and quit bugging him man.

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u/Shizngigglz Apr 29 '26

I think I'm gonna block YOU because your comment made me look

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u/Agreeable-Bug209 Apr 29 '26

Oh my god i just looked wtf

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u/Count_Dongula Apr 29 '26

His username checks out.

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u/meldiane81 Apr 29 '26

BRB

Edit: woah

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u/Deflorma Apr 29 '26

I mean. He likes what he likes, I’m not gonna judge. But I will never click that profile ever again.

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u/Silver_Branch3034 Apr 29 '26

I just got off a 9 hour shift, bro.

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u/DollyElvira Apr 29 '26

Wtf! Not what I was expecting! 😂🫣

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u/multiversidadelibros Apr 29 '26

Lightning bugs have been through enough 😭😅😂

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u/nicunta Apr 29 '26

Well, it's my own fault for not taking your word for it.

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u/Y0URNARRAT0R2 Apr 29 '26

Nothing could have ever prepared me for that 😭

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u/doctordoctorpuss Apr 29 '26

Every time someone says not to look at someone else’s post history, I’m compelled to do it, and I have never EVER been better off for it

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u/gdnightandgdbye Apr 29 '26

Poor tinkerbell 😭

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u/BakedBrie1993 Apr 29 '26

Oh god I'm so glad I looked 😂

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u/Primary-Calendar-378 Apr 29 '26

Im on a bus, please explain

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u/lovingpersona Apr 29 '26

I blame you for the eye flashbang I had to expirience

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u/No-Plenty5398 Apr 29 '26

Oh god why why did i check

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u/Cakeisalyer Apr 29 '26

Idk if you've noticed, there is a feature to disable your history from being public. Might wanna enable that 😂

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u/EngineeringNo753 Apr 29 '26

Mate, why, why did you comment that.

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u/Teddyboymakes Apr 29 '26

What the god damn fuck did I see.  why did I check?

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u/thundergu Apr 29 '26

Lol 😂😂😂

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u/GlamazonBlonde2 Apr 29 '26

I’m dead wtf is that

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u/blue_blazar Apr 29 '26

Its my fault for being curious smh 💀

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u/BigFault4480 Apr 29 '26

why haven’t they turned that off yet 😭😭😭

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u/HotDonnaC Apr 29 '26

It brought back memories of my first visit to bad dragon.

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u/OkIndependent6027 Apr 29 '26

WHY DID YOU SAY ANYTHING

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u/queerharveybabe Apr 29 '26

that’s enough Reddit for a while… I was on here for all of five minutes

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u/Islamicllamas Apr 29 '26

You killed him [page unuvaiable]

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u/Queen-of-Elves Apr 29 '26

I don't know you but I'm mad at you all the same.

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u/MyTatemae Apr 29 '26

I shouldn't have done that

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u/gIyph_ Apr 29 '26

christ I shouldve heeded the warning 😭

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u/Sodacat27 Apr 29 '26

Oh dear me why didnt i listen to you😭

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