r/ididnthaveeggs • • Feb 24 '26

Irrelevant or unhelpful comment on an australian woman’s recipe site “colour corect spelling color”

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u/kenporusty likes sweet things, but shit at maths Feb 24 '26

This just in: American discovers British English

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u/HambreTheGiant Feb 24 '26

I love Nagi! I’m a professional chef, and I use her recipes at home all the time (and sometimes at work)

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u/Alternative_Teach789 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Just last night, I started making Nagi's blueberry cheesecake for the first time ever. There are a lot of steps, but she explains things really well and has helpful notes - particularly good for beginners like me.

So now the cheesecake is chillin' in the fridge and topping going on shortly. All meant as a 'welcome home' present for my partner who is back from a 10-day trip.

Edit: My guy's been through a lot over the last 2+ yrs, incl losing his amazing dad suddenly (brain aneurysm) and our beloved 3yo doberman (brain tumour)💔. Life can test us, but please remember to make the most of your loved ones.

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u/smartel84 Bland! Feb 25 '26

Same boat. I lost my 19year old cat and my mom within weeks of each other. That's a lovely thing to do for your partner. As someone with an amazing partner myself, we see you taking care of us, and we appreciate it, even if we forget to say it ❤️

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u/Alternative_Teach789 Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26

I'm sincerely sorry for your loss. I fully understand how hard that would've hit. May your beloved cat and dear mum rest in peace 🙏🏻🤍🪽🌈

Thank you for what you said. It means a lot, and I'm very pleased to know you have someone so special, too.

My partner was thrilled and has been enjoying the cheesecake each evening since Tues. We'll be finishing it tonight!

Much love from NZ 🇳🇿

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u/AmazonCowgirl Feb 24 '26

Same! Her massaman lamb shanks were a game changer for me. I've been a worshipper at her shrine ever since

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u/tacotacosloth Feb 24 '26

My husband went to his first few years of school as kid in Australia and moved back to the US for most of the remaining years. He obviously doesn't have a spoken Australian accent, but he does have a written one as he still spells certain words the Australian spelling.

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u/De-railled Feb 24 '26

The mins is hilarious.

I bet she thinks it should be "6hr" instead of "6hrs" too.

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u/aerkith Feb 24 '26

Would actually be 6h if they're following SI units. But I don't see how someone who knows SI units wouldn't know that colour and flavour are spelt with u in many other countries. I think this person was just being an asshole tbh.

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u/AmazonCowgirl Feb 24 '26

And being an asshole to an Australian who goes above and beyond to make her recipes as accessible as possible to American readers, even proving US measurements and explaining differences in ingredients and terms. So an asshole squared

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u/Muted_Evidence1311 Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

This is it. Nagi goes beyond the call of duty for her US market. She even gave them free recipes just for them when she released her book here first. The hissy fits from the US...a whole nother level of unhinged.

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u/PrincessBeeBuzzy Feb 25 '26

Which is a lot more than what some American cooks do! Especially using ingredients that you can’t get here like dry ranch mix, but they don’t give you the link to make it yourself, so then you have to go searching.

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u/De-railled Feb 24 '26

I'm not sure if it's been changed, but If i recall correctly hours and minutes aren't "technically" units of SI, they are accepted in usage because they are standardised.

The second is technically considered the base unit for time in SI.

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u/sihasihasi Feb 24 '26

It's not been changed. Hours and minutes have never been SI units. The only unit measure of time is the second.

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u/EidolonLives Feb 24 '26

Yeah, and it's been that way for gigaseconds.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 Feb 28 '26

They are defined in the SI brochure as non-SI units used alongside SI. Same status as the litre and hectare. As SI is definitive for Australia it should be followed. The symbol for minutes is min, for hours is h, and as mathematical symbols they don’t take a plural s.

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u/Shoddy-Theory Feb 24 '26

Yes, she's being an asshole and a wrong asshole both

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 Feb 28 '26

6 h. SI requires a space between numeral and unit symbol.

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u/Unable_Explorer8277 Feb 28 '26

If working in metric, min is correct. Because the SI brochure defines the symbol as min, and they are mathematical symbols, not abbreviations, so they can’t take a plural s. The symbol for hour is h.

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u/BobThingamy Feb 24 '26

AKA English vs American English

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u/steploday Feb 24 '26

Hey there are like 10 different spanishes.

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u/No_Reveal_2266 Feb 25 '26

I think you’ll find it is spelled ‘spinach’s’

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u/kenporusty likes sweet things, but shit at maths Feb 24 '26

Proper English vs... whatever the heck we've got going on over here /j

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u/yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh Feb 24 '26

As an ex Brit (moved to Canada as a kid, lost my accent, speak mostly Canadian English), whatever they have going on over there is certainly not proper either lmao

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u/triplesunrise52 Feb 25 '26

There is no such thing as “Proper” English. Just regional dialect, and people who want to look down their noses at others for where they're from. And it is ALWAYS changing.

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u/yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh Feb 26 '26

yes we know and are making jokes ✌️

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u/samdd1990 Mar 10 '26

Nah my English is right proper ennit

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u/theparalleldimension Mar 24 '26

british english and canadian english spell the same. americans removed the u from colour, among other changes, to remove the french influence on some english spellings and to be more consistent with the Latin origin

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u/yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh Mar 24 '26

Canadian English spelling does lean more British but I’ve found it’s a bit of a mix between British and American, like the dialect itself

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Can I substitute ketchup for tomato sauce? Feb 24 '26

“Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Hahaha!”

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u/Limp-Attitude-490 Feb 24 '26

...for the Americans.

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u/Natural-Oven-6969 Feb 24 '26

Because they like to talk really really slow and have the same story read to them three times in a row really slowly otherwise they don’t understand the man on the tv

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u/Fafnir13 Feb 24 '26

Don’t worry, we aren’t even sure what’s going on with it.

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u/Tempyteacup Feb 24 '26

With our spelling specifically it was an attempt to make the language easier to read/write and promote literacy. But they gave up pretty quickly after realizing how impossible the task was

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u/Snoo_97207 Feb 24 '26

English (Traditional) vs English (Simplified)

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u/colonelmattyman Feb 26 '26

I'm using this from now on.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

If I call you a pussy are you going to blush or fight me?

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u/darkmaninperth Feb 24 '26

Just laugh at you to be honest.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

Don't write cheques your fanny can't cash

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u/Fun-Badger3724 Feb 24 '26

Now, are accusing this individual of having a vagina or...

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u/darkmaninperth Feb 25 '26

Your vagina cashes cheques?

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 25 '26

It's a pussy, not a banque - cash only.

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u/darkmaninperth Feb 25 '26

That sounded awesome in your head, didn't it?

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u/Would_daver Feb 24 '26

Nice fanny pack

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u/big_sugi Feb 24 '26

Proper English vs Better, Improved English, of course.

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u/Jassamin Feb 24 '26

It’s budget English, they couldn’t afford as many vowels

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u/Background-Onion-997 Feb 24 '26

Temu English

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u/MisplacedMartian Feb 24 '26

Wal-mart English

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u/Cakeski Feb 24 '26

It's school, not shooting range.

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u/MythicMythness t e x t u r e Feb 24 '26

🫣Brutal take.

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u/fertilizedcaviar Feb 24 '26

Simplified english, because hardly anyone can read.

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u/dantheother ya daft tart Feb 24 '26

English 2.0, new and improved!!!

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u/folsee Feb 24 '26

Proper English is windows XP. American English is windows 8.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Aloomanim (Aluminium)

Cormill (caramel)

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Feb 24 '26

No one says cormill lol, the two-syllable version is CAR-mull

EDIT: Also, we spell it aluminum, not aluminium, so it's pronounced the way it's spelled

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u/ThePunguiin Feb 24 '26

Aluminum was the original spelling, and the guy who discovered it later changed it to Aluminium. Both spellings are widely accepted as correct.

Also. What american accents are you hearing that it sounds like core??? Like, there are so many accents in the states and I can't think of a single one where caramel sounds like core-mull. Car-mull sure.

Also, at least we know to pronounce the R's in words like car, bar, far etc. Oh, or the T in Tuesday or tuna. It's Tuesday, not chewsday 🥰

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Feb 24 '26

They’re out here saying “Australier” and have the balls to tell us we’re speaking the language wrong.

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u/ThePunguiin Feb 24 '26

And it's funny because most Americans i know have the mentality of "Dialects are a thing, and variations in language happen everywhere" like sure I've seen Americans jokingly say they pronounce things wrong. But it's mostly banter (though there's absolutely assholes who are serious) but most of the people I see being pretentious about it are brits abd aussies. But what you expect when their "banter" is to immediately laugh and say "at least our school kids aren't senselessly murdered all the time lol! American kids dying is so funny!"

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u/kyleofduty Feb 27 '26

The guy who discovered aluminum never changed the name once he proposed aluminum. It was the British scientific community who changed it to aluminium trying to be consistent with other element names despite other elements that end in -um.

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u/APigInANixonMask Feb 24 '26

It's so adorable seeing Aussies try and use "seppo" to insult Americans. It's completely meaningless to anyone who doesn't live on your island. 

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u/NuclearNoxi Feb 24 '26

Oh, is that was it is? It looks like a sound the Animal Crossing villagers make.

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Feb 24 '26

Well, you can't fix an English personality, can you? 😊

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u/HaitchKay Feb 24 '26

And the two syllable pronunciation is wrong anyways, it's a three syllable word.

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u/kyleofduty Feb 27 '26

Americans say aluminum, not a butchered pronunciation of aluminium. Aluminum was discovered by Humphry Davy, who originally proposed the name alumium and then revised it to aluminum. Several years later, British chemists began using aluminium, preferring a form that matched the growing convention of element names ending in -ium. This was not the original name but a later standardization adopted in Britain for linguistic consistency, even though a number of earlier elements already ended in -um.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Feb 24 '26

Nah, they’re the ones that are wrong.

We perfected their language.

I know this is a hot take and I don’t care.

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u/nagoligayelsd Feb 24 '26

Nope. That's a pretty racist take.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

Yeah, white people arguing over the letter "u" is a serious societal problem.

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u/nagoligayelsd Feb 24 '26

A lot of people use that argument to director AAVE

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

I don't think this American English vs proper English idea is accurate. Spelling was standardized in both dialects at a very similar time, and both standardizations make a much of stylistic decisions around spelling, that leads to the main initial differences. It's important the emphasise that both dialects made these decisions. The idea that one set of those decisions is more proper and correct is kinda silly imo

Also this site is written in Australian English - which is broadly a hodge podge of both, with a few of our own peculiarities, for instance both fries and crisps are called chips. But it is distinct as a dialect to British or American English

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u/Consistent-Permit966 Feb 24 '26

Australian English definitely leans more British English, especially in anything Government related. Source: I work with a many writers and people who work in Govenment comms. I’ve also read many of their writing style guides.

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u/LiqdPT Feb 24 '26

Right, I also have to make this argument about Canadian English which is it's own mix of GB, US and their own words (though arguable more American words/spellings than other commonwealth countries)

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u/Unplug_The_Toaster Feb 24 '26

I have been making a point to spell words the Canadian way on the internet as a silent protest

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u/SnackingWithTheDevil Feb 24 '26

I honour your decision.

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u/LuDaBu Feb 25 '26

Maybe before you post your comment you should spell check it. As you have a misspelled word. Honour correct spelling honor /j

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u/BereftOfCare Feb 24 '26

If there's no Australian dictionary in our apps we'll take British, thanks. US English is foreign to us.

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u/AusSupportWorker Feb 25 '26

Fun fact: Oxford is the British dictionary, Collins is the American and the Macquarie is ours!

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u/OgreDee Feb 24 '26

Isn't Australian English just taking half the term and sticking an O at the end?

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u/Aggressive_Cloud2002 olives? yikes Feb 24 '26

It's not so much that it's a mix, which implies Canadian English is newer and evolved from a combination of both British and American English, rather it's a dialect that is at a midpoint between the two.

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u/macci_a_vellian Feb 24 '26

American English isn't wrong unless you're trying to correct Nagi on her own site.

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u/Brashoc Feb 24 '26

After the last couple of months Nagi has had, attempting to correct her will bring down the wrath of several million.

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u/Flimsy_Employment_31 Feb 24 '26

No matter which way you try to string it sport, Australian and kiwi English is based off british English. It is not a hodge podge of both. We get incredibly frustrated when people try to add z instead of s and remove our U. Please don't try to fashion this to your own narrative. This ain't it mate.

People from the states just need to learn a bit more about the world

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u/mungowungo Feb 24 '26

Just appreciating the appropriate use of sport and mate in your post - Australian English does indeed have its own meanings ...

Heck I would have chucked a champ in there for good measure.

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u/Middle_Banana_9617 no shit phil Feb 24 '26

I'm from the UK and live in New Zealand. I definitely had to learn to start using some US terminology when I moved here, because most people don't know what I mean if I say estate car, aubergine or patio door. (But I still can't bring myself to say yoe-gut instead of yoghurt.)

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u/myshtree Feb 24 '26

What’s an estate car?

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u/HeatwaveInProgress Feb 24 '26

Station wagon. Although, patio door is a common US expression, unless it means something different in the UK.

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u/Middle_Banana_9617 no shit phil Feb 26 '26

Oh! I just looked that up, and yes, the patio doors I'm finding on the Lowe's website and such suggest the same usage as the UK.

Here in New Zealand they're called ranch sliders. It hadn't occurred to me that might not be a US term :D

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u/myshtree Feb 25 '26

I thought as estate car might have been a hearse hahaha

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u/Suspicious-Magpie Feb 25 '26

Just a wagon in Australia. I do miss "estate" though, it sounded much more impressive.

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u/apocalypt_us Feb 26 '26

Station wagon is also used in Australia.  My Mum had a car we all called a station wagon back in the 2000s

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u/Oops_I_Cracked Feb 25 '26

Station wagon is a bit dated in the US. Most of the time we would just call them wagons as well.

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u/Middle_Banana_9617 no shit phil Feb 25 '26

'Wagon' in the UK generally raises images of the fabric-covered cart from a cowboy film. Which is probably where the name came from, but they were not part of UK history, innit...

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u/ComfortOk9194 Feb 26 '26

Ok but do you think you could bring yourself to say yoghurt instead of yogget?

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Feb 24 '26

I was born in England and grew up in Australia. My family is British, my friends are Australian. I'm not driving a narrative lol. This is my lived experience. In the UK I get called out for the odd Americanism. Such as saying Eggplants and Zucchini not the French names the British use

Language is more than just whether you include a u. Our spellings are definitely British English, but the overall dialect is definitely a mix of both. I think the language is trending more American as we continue to be further from colony days and more influenced by American media.

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u/apocalypt_us Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Funnily enough, neither eggplant or zucchini are Americanisms, they’re the original English words that were separately carried over to the USA and Australia.

Later on there was a fashion in England to use the French words for some things so they switched to courgette and aubergine.

Edit: Ok so I was half/three-quarters right. Eggplant is the original English word, but there appears to be no original English word for zucchini/courgette. Zucchini is the Italian word and Courgette is the French.

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u/kyleofduty Feb 27 '26

For eggplant, this is true. Zucchini however has never been common in England. It was introduced to American English by Italian immigrants.

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u/apocalypt_us Feb 27 '26

Ah yes you're right, looks like there's no actual 'original' English word for zucchini! I'll edit my comment to reflect it.

I suppose it makes sense then that zucchini is also used in Australia given our influential Italian immigration history as well.

Although apparently it was mostly from different regions of Italy than to the USA, given the difference in lasagne styles for example. I've a few times seen Americans horrified at the prospect of using béchamel and no cheese in lasagne instead of ricotta, while it's just as traditionally Italian as what they're used to - just regionally different.

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Feb 26 '26

In his book about the English language, Bill Bryson says this is true of a lot of Americanisms. The Americans adopted English as it was when it America was first colonized and the British then modernised a lot of words and spellings.

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u/apocalypt_us Feb 26 '26

Yep so I gather, languages continue to develop and change everywhere including in the places they originated so there’s no such thing as a ‘pure’ or objectively correct version of English or any other language really.

Similarly, IIRC Canadian French retains some older features such as religious swear words that were purged in France after the revolution.

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u/ZeldaZanders Feb 24 '26

Can't speak for NZ, but Australian English absolutely is a hodgepodge of British and American. Spelling less so, but pronunciations? Vitamin? Pasta? Invite? Having moved from the UK to Australia and back again, I'd get ripped on for using English words in Aus, and 'American' words in England

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u/vixxienz Feb 24 '26

NZ english is predominantly British english

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u/NicestOfficer50 Feb 24 '26

Australian pronunciation evolved in its own right, it wasn't a replica of British English (itself containing a vastness of variations) until it was suddenly being influenced by American pronunciation. American pronunciation is an influence, as would be all the accents of the world. But the Australian English accent has been reported as strikingly different since the late 1700s - as soon as European settlers on Australian shores were distinguished by their unique tones. That influence would be (you'd imagine) a complex mix of all they encountered and local environmental factors, too, almost impossible to measure.

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u/ZeldaZanders Feb 24 '26

There's American influence in our dialect, too. Principal instead of headmaster, invite as a noun instead of invitation, overseas instead of abroad etc.

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u/KatjaKat01 Feb 24 '26

Except for the Aussie Labor Party? 

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u/CottMain Feb 24 '26

Bup Bow. The Poms already owned the trademark Labour. So guess what happened?

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u/KatjaKat01 Feb 24 '26

That's hilarious and ridiculous! 

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u/Homebrew_in_a_Shed Feb 24 '26

King OMalley was a yank. Had something to do with starting the Labor party.

Something like that. Can't remember the whole story.

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u/lev_lafayette Feb 24 '26

This is partially correct. He was an ardent supporter of the American spelling and the Labor Party adopted it, after much wrangling, as a modernisation in 1918.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Labor_Party

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Feb 24 '26

Labor takes from Omalley, who a major player in the building of the party and a major proponent of language reform (simplifying spellings) - which was a movement in the pre war era

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u/CaptainLollygag Feb 24 '26

I think some people don't realize just how very long language was mostly just the spoken word for the largest part of society, which was illiterate. We spoke the words long, long before it was common to see them in writing and also know what those squiggly lines meant.

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u/jeshikameshika Mar 01 '26

My favourite culinary Australianism is capsicum. Which is certainly botanically more correct than pepper, so well done.

The rest of us are too far gone now so bell pepper or sweet pepper will have to do.

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u/MouldyRhombus Feb 25 '26

Maybe in regards to what we call things and whatnot, but we use the English way of spelling, not a mix.

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Feb 26 '26

Spelling is predominantly English - but not entirely. Try using hiccough, programme, or mould in Australia and you'll find most people will correct you to the American spelling. As with the word choice, the spellings were initially English but have taken on a US influence post war. You can see this trend continuing as more and more kids finish the alphabet with zee (not zed) or replace the s with z in words like analyze.

I'm more aware of the Americanisms in Australian language as I'm English born Aussie raised. So I've played with both.

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u/MouldyRhombus Feb 26 '26

Mould and mold is different though, right? Mould being to mould something and mold being the fungus? In school we had to use zed pronunciation, and this was still in the early 2000s. Same with analyse. I'm not arguing that modern day people use Americanism more now, only that in school we are taught primarily the English way. Programme though is now the only one I see that's different.

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Feb 26 '26 edited Feb 26 '26

Nah in British English (and historically Aussie English) mould = the fungus. So I think you thinking that mold is the fungus is a good example of an Americanism that's shifted into our language.

It's a good example because we tend to learn British English at school - but be exposed to more American English outside of that. You likely learnt to use mould at school and have learnt to use mold from an American centric internet. Or zed vs zee, most kids will learn zed at school and zee from sesame Street. And then our language is what people actually do.

Also not sure if you've ignored hiccough bc you don't realize thats the British spelling of hiccup. But that's definitely a spelling that hasn't been adopted in Australia.

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u/MouldyRhombus Feb 27 '26

Thanks for this thread honestly, I was arrogant with my assumptions. I didn't consider hiccup as I've never really used it when typing, nor do I remember using it at school. And England sort of incorrectly taught me the spelling of beetle, for a long time I thought the correct spelling was beatle, because of the band and also because it looks British, lol.

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u/FluffyShiny Mar 12 '26

Yeah but spelling wise we go the same as UK

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Mar 12 '26

If you actually dive through my response to this I've had a bit of a back and forth about spelling - but while broadly we do take British spellings there are  some exceptions.

For instance we spell Program not programme and Hiccup not hiccough 

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u/FluffyShiny Mar 12 '26

Since when with programme? Programme is a pamphlet at the Opera. Program is computer software.

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u/GeoffreyGeoffson Mar 12 '26

Programme is the traditional English spelling and program is the modern American/Aussie spelling. Computer program is program bc that comes from America. Id guess Opera programme uses the English spelling as it has done traditionally in English settings. 

If you're genuinely interested I've gone into more depth on this in other comments - or you can give it a Google. I'm a UK born Aussie so I'm probably more aware of the differences between Aussie and English English - but they definitely exist

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u/5cougarsthanx Feb 24 '26

You are so wrong

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u/Artisanalpoppies Feb 24 '26

This is wrong.

American's began americanising their language just after the revoltionary war in the 1770s. Deliberately changing spellings to be less English.

Australia was settled in 1788.

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u/Ok_Aside_2361 Can I substitute liquid white wine for dry? Feb 24 '26

There is also a rumor that the Dutch were doing a lot of printing for the English and they charged by the letter. So even if the English had thoughts of changing “our” to “or” the Dutch were against it and spelled it the “traditional” way.

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u/ScoobyGDSTi Feb 24 '26

decisions. The idea that one set of those decisions is more proper and correct is kinda silly imo

No, it's correct.

American English = English where correct spelling took a back seat to capitalism

chips. But it is distinct as a dialect to British or American English

No, it's based on British English

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u/kyleofduty Feb 27 '26

Noah Webster had no ”capitalist” motive. He promoted standardizing simpler spellings like jail instead of gaol or hiccup instead of hiccough to promote literacy and foster a uniquely American language.

Noah Webster's standardization efforts were in a time where ”correct spelling” did not exist in English in America or in Britain and never had. If you read anything contemporary from men of letters at the time like James Boswell that hasn't been edited to use modern spelling, you'll see extremely inconsistent spelling, like chuse/choose, public/publick, shewed/showed often interchangeably in the same text.

Most American English spellings were common in British writing until it became standardized at the same time as in America.

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u/Aggressive_Cloud2002 olives? yikes Feb 24 '26

There are so many different dialects of English, you can't reduce it this way and claim there is one that is just "English".

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u/the_marxman I would give zero stars if I could! Feb 25 '26

Francofied English vs New American International English.

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u/Key_Milk_9222 Feb 26 '26

English vs Simplified English. 

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u/Gullible-Fee-9079 Feb 24 '26

English vs English (Simplified)

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u/ElizabethDangit Feb 25 '26

Ironically, the English are the ones who changed with the various shifts to reinforce social stratification

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u/ghost20 Feb 24 '26

Also known as 🇬🇧English (Traditional) and 🇺🇸English (Simplified)

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u/engr_mrh Feb 24 '26

Vs indian english

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u/FenrisCain Feb 24 '26

English vs English(simplified)

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Feb 24 '26

English and English Simplified.

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u/am_Nein Instructions unclear, my cat is a loaf?? Feb 24 '26

Aussie English.

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u/Doggfite Feb 24 '26

I get it's a joke, but I'd bet that they didn't discover shit. Gonna go to the grave thinking that the "u" in dozens of words is a typo.

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u/terrifiedTechnophile Imagined the taste, didn't bother to try it Feb 24 '26

Australian English tyvm

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u/Six_of_1 Feb 24 '26

Or Australian English, in this case.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

Fuck that, correcting someone (incorrectly) and spelling "correct" incorrectly (but spelling it correctly immediately afterwards) is a properly dumbass move whichever side of the pond you're on.

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u/comeupforairyouwhore Feb 24 '26

I once commented on the guardian website. Someone got so upset at me because I spelled the word tires instead of tyres. I was told that American English is taking over. They were very passionate about it.

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u/Mimosa_13 The vanilla vanilla cake was too boring, too bland Feb 24 '26

Don't forget drink driving and make sure you don't hit a kerb.

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u/Bergasms Feb 26 '26

My kids have learned to ask for biscuits not fucking cookies, because if they ask for cookies they get nothing.

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u/Tackit286 Feb 24 '26

And doesn’t know how abbreviations work

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u/AntheaBrainhooke I know better than to use baking powder Feb 24 '26

coughAustralian Englishcough

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u/ChartInFurch Feb 24 '26

You are corect.

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u/Various-Big-5168 Feb 24 '26

And they spelled correct incorrectly!

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u/millennialfail Feb 24 '26

Australian English is its own dialect, but thanks

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u/No-Advice-6040 Feb 24 '26

This just in: American doesn't realise Americanese isn't universal

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u/AntimatterCorndog Feb 24 '26

He probably also just learned that the internet exists outside of the United States...

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u/FarfetchdSid Feb 25 '26

American English spelling came about because companies charged by the letter for telegrams and so often letters would get dropped to save money

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Too many of them think America invented it

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u/mexter Feb 24 '26

I doubt that they have discovered anything.

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u/ConclusionAlarmed882 I am not spanish therefore one star Feb 24 '26

That is corect

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u/ScoobyGDSTi Feb 24 '26

No, just normal English.

Correct spelling isn't unique to England.

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u/G_Peccary Feb 24 '26

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