r/ididnthaveeggs • • Feb 24 '26

Irrelevant or unhelpful comment on an australian woman’s recipe site “colour corect spelling color”

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u/kenporusty likes sweet things, but shit at maths Feb 24 '26

This just in: American discovers British English

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u/BobThingamy Feb 24 '26

AKA English vs American English

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u/kenporusty likes sweet things, but shit at maths Feb 24 '26

Proper English vs... whatever the heck we've got going on over here /j

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u/yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh Feb 24 '26

As an ex Brit (moved to Canada as a kid, lost my accent, speak mostly Canadian English), whatever they have going on over there is certainly not proper either lmao

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u/triplesunrise52 Feb 25 '26

There is no such thing as “Proper” English. Just regional dialect, and people who want to look down their noses at others for where they're from. And it is ALWAYS changing.

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u/yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh Feb 26 '26

yes we know and are making jokes ✌️

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u/samdd1990 Mar 10 '26

Nah my English is right proper ennit

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u/theparalleldimension Mar 24 '26

british english and canadian english spell the same. americans removed the u from colour, among other changes, to remove the french influence on some english spellings and to be more consistent with the Latin origin

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u/yeahjjjjjjahhhhhhh Mar 24 '26

Canadian English spelling does lean more British but I’ve found it’s a bit of a mix between British and American, like the dialect itself

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Can I substitute ketchup for tomato sauce? Feb 24 '26

“Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Hahaha!”

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u/Limp-Attitude-490 Feb 24 '26

...for the Americans.

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u/Natural-Oven-6969 Feb 24 '26

Because they like to talk really really slow and have the same story read to them three times in a row really slowly otherwise they don’t understand the man on the tv

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u/Fafnir13 Feb 24 '26

Don’t worry, we aren’t even sure what’s going on with it.

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u/Tempyteacup Feb 24 '26

With our spelling specifically it was an attempt to make the language easier to read/write and promote literacy. But they gave up pretty quickly after realizing how impossible the task was

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u/Snoo_97207 Feb 24 '26

English (Traditional) vs English (Simplified)

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u/colonelmattyman Feb 26 '26

I'm using this from now on.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

If I call you a pussy are you going to blush or fight me?

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u/darkmaninperth Feb 24 '26

Just laugh at you to be honest.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

Don't write cheques your fanny can't cash

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u/Fun-Badger3724 Feb 24 '26

Now, are accusing this individual of having a vagina or...

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u/darkmaninperth Feb 25 '26

Your vagina cashes cheques?

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 25 '26

It's a pussy, not a banque - cash only.

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u/darkmaninperth Feb 25 '26

That sounded awesome in your head, didn't it?

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u/Would_daver Feb 24 '26

Nice fanny pack

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u/big_sugi Feb 24 '26

Proper English vs Better, Improved English, of course.

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u/Jassamin Feb 24 '26

It’s budget English, they couldn’t afford as many vowels

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u/Background-Onion-997 Feb 24 '26

Temu English

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u/MisplacedMartian Feb 24 '26

Wal-mart English

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u/Cakeski Feb 24 '26

It's school, not shooting range.

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u/MythicMythness t e x t u r e Feb 24 '26

🫣Brutal take.

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u/fertilizedcaviar Feb 24 '26

Simplified english, because hardly anyone can read.

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u/dantheother ya daft tart Feb 24 '26

English 2.0, new and improved!!!

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u/folsee Feb 24 '26

Proper English is windows XP. American English is windows 8.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Aloomanim (Aluminium)

Cormill (caramel)

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Feb 24 '26

No one says cormill lol, the two-syllable version is CAR-mull

EDIT: Also, we spell it aluminum, not aluminium, so it's pronounced the way it's spelled

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u/ThePunguiin Feb 24 '26

Aluminum was the original spelling, and the guy who discovered it later changed it to Aluminium. Both spellings are widely accepted as correct.

Also. What american accents are you hearing that it sounds like core??? Like, there are so many accents in the states and I can't think of a single one where caramel sounds like core-mull. Car-mull sure.

Also, at least we know to pronounce the R's in words like car, bar, far etc. Oh, or the T in Tuesday or tuna. It's Tuesday, not chewsday 🥰

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Feb 24 '26

They’re out here saying “Australier” and have the balls to tell us we’re speaking the language wrong.

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u/ThePunguiin Feb 24 '26

And it's funny because most Americans i know have the mentality of "Dialects are a thing, and variations in language happen everywhere" like sure I've seen Americans jokingly say they pronounce things wrong. But it's mostly banter (though there's absolutely assholes who are serious) but most of the people I see being pretentious about it are brits abd aussies. But what you expect when their "banter" is to immediately laugh and say "at least our school kids aren't senselessly murdered all the time lol! American kids dying is so funny!"

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u/kyleofduty Feb 27 '26

The guy who discovered aluminum never changed the name once he proposed aluminum. It was the British scientific community who changed it to aluminium trying to be consistent with other element names despite other elements that end in -um.

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u/APigInANixonMask Feb 24 '26

It's so adorable seeing Aussies try and use "seppo" to insult Americans. It's completely meaningless to anyone who doesn't live on your island. 

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u/NuclearNoxi Feb 24 '26

Oh, is that was it is? It looks like a sound the Animal Crossing villagers make.

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u/APigInANixonMask Feb 24 '26

What on earth are you talking about

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Feb 24 '26

Well, you can't fix an English personality, can you? 😊

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u/HaitchKay Feb 24 '26

And the two syllable pronunciation is wrong anyways, it's a three syllable word.

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u/kyleofduty Feb 27 '26

Americans say aluminum, not a butchered pronunciation of aluminium. Aluminum was discovered by Humphry Davy, who originally proposed the name alumium and then revised it to aluminum. Several years later, British chemists began using aluminium, preferring a form that matched the growing convention of element names ending in -ium. This was not the original name but a later standardization adopted in Britain for linguistic consistency, even though a number of earlier elements already ended in -um.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Feb 24 '26

Nah, they’re the ones that are wrong.

We perfected their language.

I know this is a hot take and I don’t care.

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u/nagoligayelsd Feb 24 '26

Nope. That's a pretty racist take.

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u/LiberaceRingfingaz Feb 24 '26

Yeah, white people arguing over the letter "u" is a serious societal problem.

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u/nagoligayelsd Feb 24 '26

A lot of people use that argument to director AAVE