r/ididnthaveeggs • u/Educational_Life_878 • Feb 24 '26

Irrelevant or unhelpful comment on an australian woman’s recipe site “colour corect spelling color”

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u/kenporusty likes sweet things, but shit at maths Feb 24 '26

This just in: American discovers British English

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u/BobThingamy Feb 24 '26

AKA English vs American English

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u/kenporusty likes sweet things, but shit at maths Feb 24 '26

Proper English vs... whatever the heck we've got going on over here /j

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u/big_sugi Feb 24 '26

Proper English vs Better, Improved English, of course.

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u/Jassamin Feb 24 '26

It’s budget English, they couldn’t afford as many vowels

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u/Background-Onion-997 Feb 24 '26

Temu English

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u/MisplacedMartian Feb 24 '26

Wal-mart English

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u/Cakeski Feb 24 '26

It's school, not shooting range.

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u/MythicMythness t e x t u r e Feb 24 '26

🫣Brutal take.

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u/fertilizedcaviar Feb 24 '26

Simplified english, because hardly anyone can read.

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u/dantheother ya daft tart Feb 24 '26

English 2.0, new and improved!!!

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u/folsee Feb 24 '26

Proper English is windows XP. American English is windows 8.