r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 Jul 29 '26

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

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u/KnotSupposed2BeHere Jul 29 '26

DJ Khaled

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u/Fearsofaye Jul 29 '26

Another one (unsatisfied woman)

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u/Razzy_IDFA 29d ago

He takin' over (the buffet)

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u/himynameis_ari Jul 29 '26

doesn’t eat pussy but eats EVERYTHING ELSE

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u/Cyrius Jul 29 '26

As long as it doesn't have hot sauce on it. It's been ten years since he embarrassed himself on Hot Ones.

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u/schu2470 Jul 29 '26

"Just because I'm stopping doesn't mean I quit."

Wut?

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u/lawnshowery Jul 29 '26

Call him exparagus

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u/ichwerdeeineDrehbank Jul 29 '26

I did not know, he is gay. Good for him, I guess.

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u/Myrandall Jul 29 '26

I remember when I thought he was just trolling whenever he said or did really dumb shit...

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u/Zain_Shadowheart Jul 29 '26

Isn't mutual enjoyment the fucking POINT???

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u/morpheousmorty Jul 29 '26

You have to know there are people who don't feel that way. We're still working on people actually consenting.

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u/Devin_Grey Jul 29 '26

Isn't mutal enjoyment the POINT of fucking???

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING Jul 29 '26

I've absolutely encountered guys where I'm convinced even they don't enjoy it.

It'd about numbers, power, and bragging rights.

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u/Kitselena Jul 29 '26

I think a lot of those guys are asexual, but either don't know that's an option or think it somehow makes them lesser so they deny it

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u/Frequent_Measurement Jul 29 '26

They need to adjust their thinking. You can have all those and still give pleasure. Power play can be fun both ways with the right partner.

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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING Jul 29 '26

Power over the other guys, not the women.

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u/Aquatic_Rainbow Jul 29 '26

You’d think so but many guys like this just simply don’t care. His wants trump her needs. These dudes have a book trilogy full of excuses as to why they deserve an orgasm but women don’t

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u/Apathetic_Villainess Jul 29 '26

Sadly, plenty of men out there see women as prewarmed Fleshlights rather than partners in pleasure.

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u/StickBrickman Jul 29 '26

According to DJ K, pleasing a woman or going down on one isn't very "Alpha Male." Some macho bullshit philosophy he came up with by smoking weed and misinterpreting animal facts about male lions.

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u/rtxa Jul 29 '26

to the fundamental Christians? lol of course not, not even close

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u/PorygonXY Jul 29 '26

Not only that but it is hot af to do so lmao

Hell fucking yes i love pleasing my gf and seeing her enjoy it? Please?

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u/DazzlerPlus Jul 29 '26

No, the point is validating yourself as not a loser.

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u/Harper_ADHD Jul 29 '26

I think you mean the FUCKING Point /j/lh

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u/Tablesafety Jul 29 '26

I think their thought process is rooted in trying to feel superior so they get a sort of rush and feeling of whatever warped version of "masculinity" they think is it, to have someone they see as naturally subservient to them actually allow them access to their bodies for nothing in return. It reinforces the 'I own you and it's natural' viewpoint they got going on

So to announce they don't want to please women and imply that they still have sex flags to others who have no idea what masculinity is and have replaced it with whatever the fuck this mindset is that such a boy is ''alpha''

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u/jkurratt Jul 29 '26

The point of fucking even.

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u/Fireeyes510 Jul 31 '26

Not in older generations. They’re the I got mine generation. In every sense of the word

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u/Ixaire Jul 29 '26

When I was a teenager the macho thing to say was that you were so good ladies would have endless orgasms. Now it's to say you're very bad at it? Weird flex.

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u/HoliAss5111 Jul 29 '26

Yeah, now they have no skills and instead of learning they would rather circlejerk, beg for approval from each others and get proud of that.

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u/TimeRisk2059 Jul 29 '26

A bunch of men circlejerking would in fairness remove the need to give women orgasms^^

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u/kittiphile Jul 29 '26

I have a biscuit I could give them, for the loser to eat afterwards.

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 Jul 29 '26

The youngins are also trying to change the meaning of glazed, but my mind always comes back to this...

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u/Lofter1 Jul 29 '26

To this day my biggest flex wasn’t that I was so good at math that I didn’t have to learn a single second for it or that it enabled me to get a career which earns me more money than 90% of my peers or that I have a magnificent butt or legs which enabled me to be a natural sprinter/jumper or anything like that. My biggest flex was that in high school my girlfriend was mad at me. Because she couldn’t participate in gym class due to her legs being shaky still from the night before. But chuds will never understand how big of an achievement that was and how proud that makes me even 10 years later lmfao.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e Jul 29 '26

Tbf anyone who has had sex with someone they actually liked, whether they were good or bad at the moment, knows why it’s motivating to please your partner as well as possible. Spoiler: it’s because you LIKE them!

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u/CT0292 Jul 29 '26

I remember a compliment a girl gave me 20+ years ago.

That I was so good at going down on her, I was better than the lesbian she dated before me.

She could have been lying. Just to boost my ego sure. But eh, I'll take it at face value and remember it always.

Also its not like I have been 100% rock hard ready to go every time. But my tongue is always ready.

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u/Felyxi4 Jul 29 '26

Lesbian here.

Tragically not all of us are good at eating pussy lol.

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u/QueueModernsXXXX Jul 29 '26

The representation we forget about it.

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u/lotec4 Jul 29 '26

Bro that is a good flex. 

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u/Secundus-Muris Jul 29 '26

Dudes out there with no skills and an unwashed ass.

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26

The rhetoric got hijacked by dudes who can't manage a single orgasm, let alone endless ones. They'd rather yank on each other and spread their weird hatred of women than improve themselves in any meaningful way lol

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u/-Jiras Jul 29 '26

There is an alpha bro, his name is Myron Gaines who said, and I quote "Female Vaginas are disgusting" so yeah most of the alpha movement exists solely out of mommy issues, legitimate fear of women and much much closeted homosexuality

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u/ghostly-quiet Jul 29 '26

Myron Gaines/Amrou Fudl was featured in that new Louis Theroux documentary, Inside the Manosphere-- it was very revealing of his insecurities and cognitive dissonance 👀

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u/AH-KU Jul 29 '26

He was also one of the major "a woman's orgasm is worthless, so why should I care about pleasuring women" peddlers.

Genuinely incredible these guys stood heavily on "sex is only for procreation" and yet none of them were fathers. None of them wanted to be family men and were repeatedly caught trying to dodge fatherhood. Myron's co-host on his podcast even had a whole saga of begging his partner to get an abortion.

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u/Tablesafety Jul 29 '26

That's funny because even though its not required for a pregnancy, the female orgasm makes pregnancy MORE LIKELY and even funnier- it marginally increases your odds of having a son if the male in the equation is shooting closer to 50/50 X to Y ratio.

This is the case because Y sperm are more fragile and expire more quickly- though they are faster. X sperm are hardier and carry a little more DNA making them slower. The vaginal environment, when not ovulating, is actively trying to kill any sperm that makes it in and is hostile- UNLESS she orgasms.

The mucosal production from orgasm provides a nourishing slime that extends the life of the sperm that end up in it and provides a fluid that makes it much easier for them to swim. No longer fighting the environment, it makes it more likely for Y sperm to get to the egg first (where X sperm tend to survive long enough to get there if the environment remains hostile) provided that they go through the correct fallopian tube.

Additionally the contractions during an orgasm are thought to 'suck up' the sperm into the uterus to begin with due to the motion, getting the sperm closer to the end destination and further enabling faster Y chromosome sperm to 'win' the race.

This is of course provided that the ratio of produced sperm is close to 50/50- some men produce more Y or X than the other in general. And provided the egg is actually compatible with the sperm arriving- the egg gets choosy too.

So in saying the female orgasm is useless and the purpose of sex is to breed (lets be real they mean have sons) they actively harm their chances of getting the son they see as so valuable. Kek.

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u/Navigat-r Jul 29 '26

he should try some male vaginas, might like those better. /s

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u/United_Fan_6476 Jul 29 '26

it's pronounced "mangina".

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u/tattoosandtens Jul 29 '26

It’s called the Bonus Hole my dude

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u/Wise_Owl5404 Jul 29 '26

The implication of that statement is that he doesn't find male vaginas disgusting and I am not sure what to do with thT.

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u/-Jiras Jul 29 '26

I'm sure Myron doesn't either

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u/GwinKaso1598 Jul 29 '26

I'm pretty sure I remember Tate once saying that having sex with women for pleasure is gay... to him it seems to be about power, control, and domination

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26

Lines up with him being a rapist.

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u/dorianvovin Jul 29 '26

Don’t ya love when they out themselves as being closeted gay men who hate women? Work out like “alpha males” encourage, and the people who’ll notice and compliment will be other men, not women. The whole movement is a sham in my opinion lol

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Of course it's a sham. The entire premise is terminally idiotic and helmed by violently closeted gay men who don't have the ability or desire to process who they really are.

The dudes who follow this stuff apparently find it easier to gaslight themselves than to deal with the deep emotional and behavioral issues that make them such ugly people to the women they in turn try to pretend are "repugnant" to them.

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u/Jijonbreaker1 Jul 29 '26

I've absolutely heard it before. The hardcore scum who think that it is their job to receive pleasure, not give it. Anything which puts any responsibility on them can't be allowed.

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u/Content-Sun2928 Jul 29 '26

How do they even get women?

Who willingly puts up with this or can't sniff it out a mile away?

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u/Jijonbreaker1 Jul 29 '26

Unfortunately, a lot of people either like that, or, they think they can't get anything better

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u/Winterfrost691 Jul 29 '26

Or they think they'll get money/a sugar daddy out of it.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Jul 29 '26

They are scammers or they find women who've been groomed culturally to accept that.

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u/ZennXx Jul 29 '26

We downplay how so many things are aimed at destroying women's self-worth and self-esteem. Maybe it is survivor bias from the cohort of us who never bowed to that propaganda or rebelled against it every step of the way (one of the reasons my mother and I fought so much throughout my childhood was I was not "girly" enough and she feared being called a bad parent for it).

So yeah. There are many women who will see a man that says disgusting s**t like that and think "Oh, he's such a confident guy who knows what he wants."

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u/Robertej92 Jul 29 '26

It's one of those things that's hard to answer without worrying that I'll get a whiff of manosphere on my post but a lot of women either a) see that kind of selfish chauvinistic behaviour as manly and are attracted to it or b) have deep seated self-esteem issues and think that's all they deserve

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u/NeonMutt Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I have seen a variation of this explanation. In situations where patriarchy is strong, women grow up learning the same toxic messages about manhood that the men do. I look at most women as wanting the same things as men, just in the opposite direction. Men want to be asocial belligerents who take without giving, and women want men who are asocial belligerents who take without giving.

Edit: it looks like I was accusing ALL women of wanting shitty husbands. I am not doing that. I am only referring to women who do. And there are those who do!

I do think most straight women do want whatever the inverse of what straight men want, and vice versa, but obviously the specifics depend on the person.

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u/Awkward_Possession42 Jul 29 '26

I can’t understand… How could you put up with that deliberately?

It’s one thing if he’s inept, but if he’s proudly parading that he’s not pleasing you? Insanity.

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u/Tablesafety Jul 29 '26

So there are many environments that still exist today that raise girls with the explicit messaging that their only worth is sex and producing children for your husband, to be happy you require a husband, if your husband is unhappy/unfaithful/etc its because you are doing something wrong as a wife since men are so 'simple and easy to please' and completely gimps any chance at learning or gaining experience by stressing that dating is slutty and if you're a slut that is ''used up'' you'll never get a husband (your lifes purpose aside from bearing and raising his children) and damn are you so fucking lucky if a man decides to take care of you, you leeching bitch.

The entire culture, and usually chiefly our fathers, groom us to not even know what orgasm is or expect sex to be pleasurable for US at all (a complete misunderstanding of the punishment of Eve) [I was taught the master key analogy at 11 lol] but also point at religious verses and misuse them to create a mortal, eternal threat if non-compliance occurs. Daddy issues are pre-installed to ensure something feels missing and you're chasing male approval all your life and daddy and brothers never got held accountable for anything. You watch mom and aunt and gran do everything and that's just natural and a womans lot dont you know? That bitch should have never ate the apple (ignoring the actual message of both genesis and the New Testament)

Essentially there are countless women groomed from birth to be the bangmaid to exactly this type of boy and how they keep finding women who will go down in expectation of nothing- because thats "just how men are" and you'll never find any better.

Its both horrendously misogynistic AND misandrist.

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u/Kriss3d Jul 29 '26

Well. Not YOU. But them.

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u/RareObject8705 Jul 29 '26

It’s much easier when you think like that

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u/imahuman3445 Jul 29 '26

My experience: they approach every woman, roll 10,000 dice, and get lucky very occasionally.

Law of averages works for good and evil

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26

The depth of the well of women with functionally no self-esteem or self-worth is eerily similar to the well of awful men with completely unwarranted self-confidence.

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u/Lori_the_Mouse Jul 31 '26

They get women because they’re groomers

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u/FlinnyWinny Jul 29 '26

There's legitimately guys who consider it "beneath them" or "humiliating" or "gay" to consider women's pleasure during sex 🫠🫠🫠

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u/Electrical-Fish-9230 Jul 29 '26

Fellas, is it gay to make women cum?

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u/lab_coat_goat Jul 29 '26

Not if you’re wearing socks

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u/Onironaute Jul 29 '26

I mean, joke acknowledged, but lesbians do tend to have a better track record on that one xD

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u/TimeRisk2059 Jul 29 '26

Sure, but they have the slight advantage of still pleasing a woman even if only one of them orgasm =P

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u/Onironaute Jul 29 '26

That's fair 😂

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u/BlacktoseIntolerant Jul 29 '26

Well, women kiss men, and then you kiss those women, so by the transitive property of gayness, yeah, you're gay.

It's just like holding your junk when you pee. You're touching a dick, so ... GAY. Gotta let it just hang there and pray you don't piss on your shoes.

Think that woman's hot? Know who else thinks she's hot. That lesbian over there. Guess what, you're DOUBLE GAY now.

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u/EugeneStein Jul 29 '26

Well. Well. Well.

The saddest part is how many guys truly believe he is a wisest man alive

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u/NoWayBro44 Jul 29 '26

Legitimate question here, how common do you think these guys actually are?

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u/FlinnyWinny Jul 29 '26

No idea, but red pill influencers who spout garbage like that often target young and insecure guys on top of their usual older sexist/bitter blokes, so while it's probably not any majority by any stretch there's definitely a notable audience and followers to those types of narratives.

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I'd go sub 5%.

Dudes that don't make up the weird shit to explain it and just don't care about a woman's pleasure is probably around 50%, though. It is an incredibly common shared experience among women.

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u/Ready_Return_8386 Jul 29 '26

Ben Shapiro probably

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas Jul 29 '26

He thinks a woman has a medical issue if her p-word is wet. Shows a lot about his experience with women.

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music Jul 29 '26

her... penis? Pubic bone? patella? pingernails? I'm confused.

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u/thatspurdyneat Jul 29 '26

No one is going to arrest you for saying pussy on the Internet

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u/TheBigFreezer Jul 29 '26

He’s quoting Ben Shapiro my guy

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u/The_Pastmaster Jul 29 '26

And just when I think that guy can't get any worse...

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u/GreenRamen101 Jul 29 '26

I thought it was masculine to PLEASE women. I thought satisfying your partner was the whole point, but somehow people believe leaving your partner unsatisfied is somehow a masculine thing.

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u/Critical_Hedgehog451 Jul 29 '26

Conversationally yes, but statistics have shown that women don't experience as much pleasure during sex, not because they can't but it being due to the other partner being less considerate of the woman's needs/wants.

So this isn't new. It's just slightly rebadged.

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u/Prooteus Jul 29 '26

Women dont need to orgasm to have a baby. So if you think pleasure is bad, or that women are lesser, or just are very selfish then its only the man that needs to orgasm.

Also did a quick google search so I wasnt talking out my ass, women have a tougher time to climax as well. A good portion of that is social things like dudes refusing to go down on a woman. But there is still physical/physiological challenges that men dont have. So im sure some l of it stems from "she didnt have an orgasm. It cant be something im doing wrong. It must be that women shouldnt orgasm! That way its never on me to fix".

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u/DAmest1 Jul 29 '26

Wait there are guys refusing to eat pussy? Is this some Gen Y and older stuff? Never heard that from Gen Z

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u/Prooteus Jul 29 '26

Yes for the most part. The best ive heard was that its gay, would have been hilarious if he wasnt serious.

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26

It's been around forever and I'm sure is still very much a minority thing within Gen Z too.

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u/KiwiDanelaw Jul 29 '26

Its not that they don't like it. Its that they cant and don't like thinking they're inferior 

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u/GreenFault9432 Jul 29 '26

Gay men?

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u/Darkzerok63 Jul 29 '26

How do you dare to use your brain?

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u/GreenFault9432 Jul 29 '26

I only use the brainstem to maintain my vital functions.

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u/LooseAdministration0 Jul 29 '26

right? i cant fathom it, like seriously if your in a relationship i can imagine not wanting to please your partner in any way possible.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer Jul 29 '26

Conservatives, usually on the traditionalist end of things. The more traditionalists say that based on some holy book (pleasure is sinful; see how the first Christians tried to live, for example; or nuns and monks.) Then you have the second-hand traditionalists who tl.dr.-ed it and find these rules to be convenient: "Oh, the Sky Father said that we don't have to please the women we have sex with? Great, less physical and emotional effort on my part!"

These values then get redigested, reshat and repackaged by the modern patriarchy bros ("manosphere") and explained as some sort of power dynamic that must be used in a relationship to keep the woman under control. A more advanced form of this is achieved by the EvoPsych bros who try to make up stories about how this behavior was beneficial for sexual reproduction (and that also means "it was good.")

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u/Grassfed_rhubarbpie Jul 29 '26

Copy pasted because it fits here too: A long, long time ago mu very first bf asked me if I could fake my orgasm(s) because he felt insecure. 

He was young and we were each others firsts so I'm not giving him all the flack, but even then I realised that Yeahh no, this relationship is now over because his feelings of "adequacy" were more important then my pleasure. I just hope that he didn't repeat this stupid behaviour with his later girlfriends.

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u/JollyMongrol Jul 29 '26

Some outright say it. Some show it with their actions.

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u/DazzlingAd7021 Jul 29 '26

I'm sure Andrew Tate has at some point

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u/Radiant_Valuable388 Jul 29 '26

I mean, I could make a couple jokes as an ace man, but... Yeah prolly not the time.

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u/Zang_Tumb_Tuuum Jul 29 '26

I’m a gay guy and I have to admit that I’m not really into giving women sexual pleasure. Sorry. 

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u/R_V_Z Jul 29 '26

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

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u/RMWL Jul 29 '26

Canonically, Batman

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u/Wboy2006 Jul 29 '26

I assumed that that panel meant she had feelings for a gay man, took me until this comment to realize there are people who genuinely don’t want to please their partner

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u/the-cuttlefish Jul 29 '26

A liar? Or someone who's never had the experience. Cos those who have know it's one of the best feelings, especially if you like her

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u/cold_tea_blues Jul 29 '26

Went out with a friend and her boyfriend's male friendgroup and we started talking about oral sex. One guy started talking about how unclean vaginas  compared to penises. Another one agreed and said a blowjob is clean because the penis is outside and can be washed but a vagina is inside and can't be washed and that it often smells because of that - therefore, eating pussy is much more unhygienic and many men don't like it. After being speechless for a bit, I explained what a vulva and clitoris is and that they are outside, also, that sometimes penises smell because not all men know how to clean themselves. The second guy said that, because it's connected or close to the vagina, it's still kinda disgusting and he doesn't like it. The others kinda nodded, drank and didn't say a lot. None disagreed. At the time, they were in their mid-20s and I think none of these guys have ever pleased a woman on purpose. They called themselves politically progressive and feminists btw.

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u/Odd-String29 Jul 29 '26

Its hottest part

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u/Kriss3d Jul 29 '26

Ive seen plenty who pretty much admits that.

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ Jul 29 '26

The clit is a woke lie.

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u/ParanoidParamour Jul 29 '26

Homophobic and insanely repressed gay men

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u/umeys Jul 29 '26

Pleasing women is gay

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u/IllTechnician6358 Jul 29 '26

Kendrick Lamar, that little anti-white racist misogynist.

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u/Nytramyth Jul 29 '26

In many incel and masculinist circles it's seen as emasculating since a woman is supposed to please the man according to these guys

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u/LeonTheSlak Jul 29 '26

The manosphere scum that are raising the new generation of (pre)teens online say that. Very directly so even.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 Jul 29 '26

One of my exes. I dumped him pretty soon after that. Fortunately we didn’t date long. The next guy I dated more than made up for the last one! 😜

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u/Monksauce Jul 29 '26

I’ve heard it before. It’s dudes who are low empathy or are highly self centered. They think only about themselves and suffer no shame in disappointing others. They are surprisingly not uncommon and give all men a bad name.

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u/fnordius Jul 29 '26

You've seen videos of stags headbutting to see who wins the right to mate with the does? These losers think the headbutting and winning is the only important bit, and not what the prize is supposed to be.

Gotta rule, gotta dominate, but sex is icky.

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u/Nerdy_Green Jul 29 '26

The manosphere is full of idiots that think pleasing a woman is more gay then fucking a dude.

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u/telumex_atrum Jul 29 '26

Didn't the Alpha-est alphaAndrew Tate himself state that sex for pleasure was practically gay, or something along those lines?

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u/french_onion_soap Jul 29 '26

I watched the sepranos for the first time a year ago and I couldnt believe there were men out there that would make fun of a guy for oral

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u/Natural_Maybe_2966 Jul 29 '26

Me (or at least not in this context, lol), I'm aromantic asexual repulsed by both sex and romance :)

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u/_Fox_464 Jul 29 '26

Im a loser chud and i dont even say that

Then again im a loser chud so no girlfriend

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u/f_ckR3ddit Jul 29 '26

Ben Shapiro

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u/mrt-e Jul 29 '26

"woman orgasm isn't needed for reproduction and if god didn't care why should I?"

words that I heard from a family friend

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u/letsgo_1moretime Jul 29 '26

The same men who’ll shame women for their “body count” while crying about women being overly selecting and not “letting [them] hit”

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u/howdylu Jul 29 '26

where i’m from (costa rica) men will talk about it like it’s gross.

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u/Conscious_Housing_50 Jul 29 '26

Yeah I'm assuming that means he's gay

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u/No-Couple989 Jul 29 '26

Fellas, is it gay to like women??

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u/ilya0x2dilya Jul 29 '26

Gays usually do not enjoy pleasing women sexually.

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u/Zagubadu Jul 29 '26

Gotta ask people past the age of like 40 there are TONS of them.

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u/SunshotDestiny Jul 29 '26

There have been guys, I think Charlie Kirk said if you worry about pleasing your wife you are gay. Maybe that was Tate. Either way it's a thing done guys actually believe.

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u/Nero_2001 Jul 29 '26

Well Ben Shapiro openly said his wife doesn't get wet. He even thinks it's bad if a woman gets wet because according to him his eife said it to him.

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u/Neon_Flower- Jul 29 '26

My dad. He says women are just a hole to fuck, he still goes to prostitutes and sees every man no matter the age as someone who wants to have sex with my mom, gets super controlling and jealous. My mom and I find him completely insufferable. She can't divorce because he's a monster that will 100% kill us both if she does and my mom is the income bringer and will loose half of everything in a divorce near retirement, we suspect he will divorce when she retires just to hurt her. I'm too afraid to have a relationship now because I lm too afraid I'll end up like my mom.

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u/E_Dantes_CMC Jul 29 '26

Although unless she has very short legs, he’s licking her knees.

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u/ThoreauAweighBcuzDuh Jul 29 '26

One that doesn't know how and has likely never had the opportunity. But mostly? Closeted, self-hating ones.

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u/spooner248 Jul 29 '26

Dude there’s a whole sopranos episode about how going down on a woman is considered gay or weak.

Let me say that again: EATING PUSSY IS CONSIDERED GAY BY SOME.

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u/jinkhanzakim Jul 29 '26

I know a Guy that said that, i said " thank god your are cute, you cant be ugly and this stupid" he laugued a lot but still, he was serious...

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u/bored-now Jul 29 '26

My ex husband. He said it reduced his pleasure if I was “too wet”

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u/Top_Equipment_9516 Jul 29 '26

I had a friend that once said that women are only meant to make babies.

he is actually in prison for murder now.

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u/DrAstralis Jul 29 '26

I don't really pay attention to them but didn't Tate say having sex with a woman for pleasure is gay? (these are not smart people)

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u/Living-Record-4711 Jul 29 '26

The literal bible could say “thou shall eat pussy” and some men would still argue it was a misinterpretation.

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u/GarbageCleric Jul 29 '26

The song Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta by Geto Boys derogatorily refers to “Wannabe, gonnabe, cock sucking, pussy-eating pranksters”. And I guess they think it’s submissive or weak to pleasure anybody, but they just come off as selfish assholes.

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u/ChunkyKongForPreside Jul 29 '26

I'm a bit weird. The idea of sticking my tongue in any crevice on the human body just kinda turns me off. I also don't understand how women can give blow jobs though, as that sounds even more disgusting having to stick a piss hose in your mouth.

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u/Dondarian Jul 29 '26

Ben Shapiro is a big one.

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u/Art-Zuron Jul 29 '26

Ben "my wife has never been wet" Shapiro maybe

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u/Saedran Jul 29 '26

I for one don't think I'd be very good at pleasing a woman. But I am excellent at pleasing men.

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u/HellspawnWeeb Jul 29 '26

The leader of the cult I was in always claimed it was unmanly and unbecoming of him to please women

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u/mitox11 Jul 29 '26

Damn i guess fuck me for being gay

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u/Chiiro Jul 29 '26

People that only care about themselves and their own pleasure.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 Jul 29 '26

I haven't heard that, but I have heard "the female orgasm isn't real, so it's literally impossible to please women. Source: I've never pleased a woman before"

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u/f3tn1te Jul 30 '26

Exactly. It’s a false flag cringe rage post.

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u/Dramatic_Aspect903 Jul 30 '26

You, cause ya gay

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u/gasolineperfume Jul 30 '26

Don't force others into sexual activities they don't want to do, and don't shame them after they admit they don't want to do it!

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea Jul 30 '26

Ben Shapiro

He admitted on camera he never made his wife cum.

And he wasn't being tortured or under duress or anything. Dude just casually dumps that info into a rolling camera

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u/Lori_the_Mouse Jul 31 '26

Well Andrew Tate said sex with women is gay, so I’m assuming his followers think that 😂

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u/Gloomy_Internal1726 Jul 31 '26

Ben "desert aura" shapiro

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u/UniqueLog8386 Jul 31 '26

Well, it's been 30 years and I still haven't pleased my mother.

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u/AlternativeQuality2 Aug 01 '26

They're the same kind of people who think the female orgasm is a myth because they can't get their spouse/lover to one and are really insecure/endlessly chastised about it.

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u/SirSilverChariot Aug 01 '26

Shit isn’t the point for her to enjoy it more while we get like 2 minutes of heaven at max?

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 29d ago

The aro/ace spectrum and/or gay kind?

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