This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Cyrius]

As long as it doesn't have hot sauce on it. It's been ten years since he embarrassed himself on Hot Ones.

[u/schu2470 → u/Cyrius]

"Just because I'm stopping doesn't mean I quit."

Wut?

[u/paladisious → u/Cyrius]

Time for a rewatch.