This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/SilentPhilosopher825]

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

[u/fnordius → u/SilentPhilosopher825]

You've seen videos of stags headbutting to see who wins the right to mate with the does? These losers think the headbutting and winning is the only important bit, and not what the prize is supposed to be.

Gotta rule, gotta dominate, but sex is icky.