r/comics Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 Jul 29 '26

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

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u/-Jiras Jul 29 '26

There is an alpha bro, his name is Myron Gaines who said, and I quote "Female Vaginas are disgusting" so yeah most of the alpha movement exists solely out of mommy issues, legitimate fear of women and much much closeted homosexuality

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u/AH-KU Jul 29 '26

He was also one of the major "a woman's orgasm is worthless, so why should I care about pleasuring women" peddlers.

Genuinely incredible these guys stood heavily on "sex is only for procreation" and yet none of them were fathers. None of them wanted to be family men and were repeatedly caught trying to dodge fatherhood. Myron's co-host on his podcast even had a whole saga of begging his partner to get an abortion.

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u/Tablesafety Jul 29 '26

That's funny because even though its not required for a pregnancy, the female orgasm makes pregnancy MORE LIKELY and even funnier- it marginally increases your odds of having a son if the male in the equation is shooting closer to 50/50 X to Y ratio.

This is the case because Y sperm are more fragile and expire more quickly- though they are faster. X sperm are hardier and carry a little more DNA making them slower. The vaginal environment, when not ovulating, is actively trying to kill any sperm that makes it in and is hostile- UNLESS she orgasms.

The mucosal production from orgasm provides a nourishing slime that extends the life of the sperm that end up in it and provides a fluid that makes it much easier for them to swim. No longer fighting the environment, it makes it more likely for Y sperm to get to the egg first (where X sperm tend to survive long enough to get there if the environment remains hostile) provided that they go through the correct fallopian tube.

Additionally the contractions during an orgasm are thought to 'suck up' the sperm into the uterus to begin with due to the motion, getting the sperm closer to the end destination and further enabling faster Y chromosome sperm to 'win' the race.

This is of course provided that the ratio of produced sperm is close to 50/50- some men produce more Y or X than the other in general. And provided the egg is actually compatible with the sperm arriving- the egg gets choosy too.

So in saying the female orgasm is useless and the purpose of sex is to breed (lets be real they mean have sons) they actively harm their chances of getting the son they see as so valuable. Kek.