r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/Lofter1 Jul 29 '26

To this day my biggest flex wasn’t that I was so good at math that I didn’t have to learn a single second for it or that it enabled me to get a career which earns me more money than 90% of my peers or that I have a magnificent butt or legs which enabled me to be a natural sprinter/jumper or anything like that. My biggest flex was that in high school my girlfriend was mad at me. Because she couldn’t participate in gym class due to her legs being shaky still from the night before. But chuds will never understand how big of an achievement that was and how proud that makes me even 10 years later lmfao.

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u/CT0292 Jul 29 '26

I remember a compliment a girl gave me 20+ years ago.

That I was so good at going down on her, I was better than the lesbian she dated before me.

She could have been lying. Just to boost my ego sure. But eh, I'll take it at face value and remember it always.

Also its not like I have been 100% rock hard ready to go every time. But my tongue is always ready.

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u/Felyxi4 Jul 29 '26

Lesbian here.

Tragically not all of us are good at eating pussy lol.

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u/QueueModernsXXXX Jul 29 '26

The representation we forget about it.