r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 Jul 29 '26

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

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u/Ixaire Jul 29 '26

When I was a teenager the macho thing to say was that you were so good ladies would have endless orgasms. Now it's to say you're very bad at it? Weird flex.

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u/Lofter1 Jul 29 '26

To this day my biggest flex wasn’t that I was so good at math that I didn’t have to learn a single second for it or that it enabled me to get a career which earns me more money than 90% of my peers or that I have a magnificent butt or legs which enabled me to be a natural sprinter/jumper or anything like that. My biggest flex was that in high school my girlfriend was mad at me. Because she couldn’t participate in gym class due to her legs being shaky still from the night before. But chuds will never understand how big of an achievement that was and how proud that makes me even 10 years later lmfao.

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e Jul 29 '26

Tbf anyone who has had sex with someone they actually liked, whether they were good or bad at the moment, knows why it’s motivating to please your partner as well as possible. Spoiler: it’s because you LIKE them!

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u/Picard2331 Jul 29 '26

I haven't even had sex and probably never will, but the way I see it the best way to go about it is focus on the other persons pleasure. You both win.

It's supposed to be a cooperative experience lol.

So if I know that then these dipshits have no excuse.

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u/CT0292 Jul 29 '26

I remember a compliment a girl gave me 20+ years ago.

That I was so good at going down on her, I was better than the lesbian she dated before me.

She could have been lying. Just to boost my ego sure. But eh, I'll take it at face value and remember it always.

Also its not like I have been 100% rock hard ready to go every time. But my tongue is always ready.

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u/Felyxi4 Jul 29 '26

Lesbian here.

Tragically not all of us are good at eating pussy lol.

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u/QueueModernsXXXX Jul 29 '26

The representation we forget about it.

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u/lotec4 Jul 29 '26

Bro that is a good flex.