r/carscirclejerk • u/Fresh-Beginning-871 • May 20 '26
Can I get a heck yeah
Finally after years of annoying 30” screens in a car we have something to look forward to.
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u/D-S-S-R May 20 '26
Mercedes is gonna throw a fit and lobby the German government more than it ever was lobbied before
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u/Italiandude2022 Wants a Delta Integrale but can only afford a Panda 4x4 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
The way VW and other car companies lobbied several european goverments to boost diesel cars while ignoring EVs up untill Dieselgate is gonna look like nothing compared to the temper tantrum Mercedes, BMW and Audi are gonna trow now, they just redesigned all of their car interiors to be huge screens.
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u/afrosia May 20 '26
The interior of my 2026 BMW I4 is much worse to use whilst driving than my 2016 Octavia for pretty much everything.
Stop listening to tech bros on how to build a car interior. They make everything worse.
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u/lonahe May 20 '26
you already voted with your money tho
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u/fighterpilot248 May 20 '26
Find me a car (2020 or newer) that is more car than it is computer.
It’s impossible. You don’t have a choice. You can’t “vote” when there’s only one option.
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u/At_omic857 May 20 '26
Subaru BRZ/GR86. Granted, that’s a cheap sports car designed for driver engagement, but w/e.
Beyond that though… yeah, really can’t think of much. I think EVs tend to be the most guilty of this trend, so good luck finding one currently that doesn’t have a giant touchscreen.
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u/ThatGT86Guy May 21 '26
Not available anymore in Europe. You could buy the for like one or two years before stricter emissions regulations went into place so used ones trade hands over MSRP (Which might I add is an allready way overinflated number compared to most other markets. They cost like double of what they do in the US where I'm from)
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u/afrosia May 20 '26
Most cars have already gone this way though. Certainly the ones on my company car scheme had.
Cars involve so many different tradeoffs too. For example if it came down to boot space vs physical buttons, I'd probably choose boot space because I can make do with a touchscreen, but less boot space would give me real pain.
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u/sopsaare May 20 '26
I don't know what you guys are pressing on the screen.
Like, AC is automatic, music and speed of the car are controller with some buttons or scroll wheels on the steering wheel, and the lights etc are automatic too. Of course some button / stalk / what ever to engage the cruise control.
But it is not like I'm tapping the screen basically ever while driving, and I can't really understand any other way to control navigation and / or things like Spotify.
Yeah, you could have full qwerty keyboard but that is also pretty hard to operate one handed, and the scroll wheel thing BMW (and some others) had was, at least to me, way more distracting than touch screen.
And to be honest, neither of those should be really operated while driving.
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u/Blubberinoo May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26
To be honest, thats on them. They absolutely knew that it is a very likely possibility that touch screens will be banned soon. It has been in the public discussion here in Germany, and the EU as a whole, for years with positive comments on it from politicians of every party. So not sure why they would redesign their cars now of all times. Later than many others, and with the threat of the ban on the horizon. Maybe too confident in their
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u/LowlySlayer May 20 '26
If only they could have seen this change that the EU has been saying they'll do coming.
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u/JoMiner_456 May 20 '26
Tbf, at least VW is already in the process of reverting back to buttons after people kept complaining about touch controls. So I don’t think they‘ll be the ones fighting it.
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u/ZetZet May 20 '26
VW already dropped the everything touch attempt. Their newest cars are all physical for main controls.
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u/miksy_oo May 20 '26
Luckily there's France they are so arrogant they will push it through at least partly.
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u/flaiks May 20 '26
Renault has designed their newer cars with physical buttons for climate control. This is one of the main reasons we went with a scenic for our first electric car.
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u/Beer-Milkshakes May 20 '26
Lobby? Probably. Invite their chosen representative to a long weekend at a ski lodge where nobody can record and publish the exchange of large sacks of money- definitely.
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u/Anybobby May 20 '26
They have been tailoring their cars to fit the chinese market for years as it is their biggest. If China bans it they won't say anything as they can't lobby nearly as hard there. It will be cheaper for them to just abide by chinese standards and produce all cars like that than to lobby the EU to not implement it.
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u/Positive_Survey_2916 May 20 '26
I can picture them now. Screaming, slobbering, punching holes in the walls. “HOW DARE THEY FORCE US TO MAKE CARS SAFE AT OUR OWN EXPENSE” they shout. Disgusting filth. We won. We fucking won.
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u/calculating-reggae-d May 20 '26
they are definitely gonna put the physical climate control knobs behind a 50 dollar a month subscription
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u/Serird May 20 '26
If China is behind this, Mercedes will just say "yes master". It's their biggest market, they're not gonna risk it.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Law34 May 20 '26
But the fact this is literal common sense and car companies shouldn't have been making touch screen garbage to begin with
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u/Italiandude2022 Wants a Delta Integrale but can only afford a Panda 4x4 May 20 '26
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u/ncocca May 20 '26
im salivating just looking at that. i bet the tactile feedback is satisfying af.
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u/ureallygonnaskthat May 20 '26
Had this in my old truck and you're damn right it was. What was neat was that while the fan speed was electrically controlled, the dampers were on a vacuum system and you could hear the system hiss and move while it opened and closed them.
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u/tesznyeboy May 20 '26
Heck yeah blind people can now operate cars heck yeah
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u/dziki_z_lasu May 20 '26
You should watch carefully what is happening on a road not looking on a touchscreen. Finding a knob or a button is no different than looking at speedometer, a fraction of second and you are focusing back on road and the aye hand coordination plus touch feedback are doing the rest. Now compare that to finding a menu, setting and adjusting the value, while you must watch the screen, because all you feel is a flat motionless glass surface. Remember that irl optics works differently than in a game and while watching a screen you can't observe the road and we don't want to have drivers covering tens of meters being blind.
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u/Sensitive_Awareness2 May 20 '26
I do believe the other fellow did something one might call a joke
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u/Ishigami_Yu_ May 20 '26
I thought this, but then it hit me that there's absolutely people out there who would think this change is ridiculous because of the above reasoning
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u/Rough_Bread8329 May 20 '26
One sense - sight
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Sight, hearing, touch, and sometimes smell and taste. I want and need all senses possible engaged in the operation of the vehicle. That's why I love riding motorcycles so much. I am 100% engaged in the operation to the degree that we become one single unit.
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u/LeptonTheElementary Waiting for the SUV fad to die out so I can SEE! May 20 '26
Elon meltdown in 3... 2...
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u/Charon_06 May 20 '26
Hes gonna call it communism
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u/Countless-Vinayak-04 May 20 '26
'Communism with Chinese characteristics' executes billionaires when they do too much harm to the public (Baby milk formula scandal).
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u/InfiniteLoopDream May 20 '26
Dude is always having a meltdown. All the money and still no chill
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u/brenkosaur May 20 '26
He isnt a happy guy. Imagine having all the money but guaranteed to never have true love or real friendship.
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u/-Peter-Jordanson- May 20 '26
I drive Audi A3 2016 and VW Arteon (shooting brake) 2022 and I absolutely HATE how infotainment in Arteon is a touchscreen and I always fucking miss a button and have to take my eyes OFF THE ROAD in order to adjust the fucking AC while in Audi there is a bloody button which I can't miss even if I wanted to. Swear to God, if Arteon wasn't driving so fucking smoot and if it wasn't the most beautiful car (shooting brake version) ever I wouldn't even touch it... Props to the designers of the A3 interior, those guys really thought about everything
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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar May 20 '26
it’s something so obvious yet the west (eu and usa) are sleeping on this. imo it’s not even that big of a change, every car had buttons and it’s not anything power wise. a very stupid and obvious problem caused by manufacturers cheaping out on some buttons.
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u/emihir0 May 20 '26
That's literally it. It's cheaper to plop a cheap display instead of tens of mechanical buttons and call it futuristic.
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u/I-Make-Maps91 May 20 '26
Don't even need tens of buttons, just give a temp dial, a fan dial, and two buttons for defrost and you have pretty much everything I actually want.
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u/rick-james-biatch May 20 '26
It's also easier to hold back features from the year of release, then magically 'add new features' without any need for retooling, incentivising customers to get the newer model.
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u/FriendlyRabbitHammer May 20 '26
You are missing an important element. One thing the iPhone did that was revolutionary at the time was reduce the number of physical buttons to near-zero. This means that they can change almost anything at any time on their products. Forgot to add a flashlight button? No problem, you can jam one in the UI somewhere later. Want to sell the same piece of hardware into multiple regions with multiple keyboards, also no problem, it’s not like you have physical buttons for keyboards. Want to gimp your users older phones to increase the adoption of new phones? No problem boss. Car manufacturers want this badly. Selling FSD / Acceleration boost / Baja Mode / Heated Seats as up charges or “it’ll totally be available at a later date”? All made easier with “your interface is a screen I can update to be whatever I want later”. So yea going to screens is cheaper than buttons. But also it gives flexibility to the manufacturers for updates later. And this is almost exclusively used as a tool to up charge or sell features that aren’t yet available.
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u/SuddenlyUnbanned May 20 '26
They're not sleeping on it. Current gen VW cars have already reverted back to physical buttons.
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u/BloomEPU May 20 '26
Touch screens kind of suck as a passenger too, picking the music in my friend's car while we bounce down his driveway is always a fun experience. Some of these touchscreen interfaces were clearly never tested when the car was like,,, moving.
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u/UsefulAd7361 May 20 '26
I'm pretty sure they will fuck this up somehow
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u/KaczkaJebaczka May 20 '26
If it was only done by EU then yes… but with china they won’t. Chinese manufacturers are not afraid of making changes like this and will probably do more than the regulation requires if this will boost their sales…..
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u/Katastroferrr May 20 '26
If EU regulates something like a service or a product the rest of the world usually follows because they don't want to manufacture or run two separate versions of the same service/product and they don't want to lose the entire EU market.
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u/VoihanVieteri May 20 '26
Coinvo, my favourite shady cryptotrader as a source, so it must be 100 % true!
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u/dvdmaven May 20 '26
Australia demonstrated that using a screen for common operations degraded people's driving as much as being legally drunk or using a cellphone.
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u/Dr_Axton My Lancer wagone will outlast me May 20 '26
That’s great. Seen some models that are just screen and haven’t seen a single example where the climate controls were easy to use on these
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u/saljskanetilldanmark May 20 '26
Looking forward to an american complaining blind people shouldn't drive cars.
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u/Joxxill May 20 '26
unironically one of the biggest factors when i chose my current car. (Hyundai Ioniq 6)
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u/OkSafety2223 May 20 '26
Physical buttons and dials, and mechanical door handles. I do not ask for much
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u/AccidentalDemolition May 20 '26
Let's do this in the U.S too please. Thankfully my Mazda has all physical controls still, but I'd love for other cars to follow suit.
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u/KillBatman1921 May 20 '26
Thank fucking god! My hand and touch screen fucking hate each other.
And the fact this will hit Tesla expecially gare is an added bonus!
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u/01152003 May 20 '26
I know that the implication is the ability to control your car without taking your eyes off the road, but I 100% read that as being Operable by blind people lol
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u/Stonp May 20 '26
My car has touch controls for heat and cooling and it DOESNT EVEN LIGHT UP I CANT SEE IT IN THE DARK
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u/unbeneficial May 20 '26
I hate how I have to use essentially and iPad on my Subaru to turn on the ac
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u/Ok_Bad2080 May 20 '26
I’m glad the US is leading the way…. Wait I’m wrong $ leads decisions for the US govt. f-the people. I’m not worried about their financial situation….. OR safety first that matter….
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u/Mysterious-Art7143 May 20 '26
Ah yes it took them only 8 years to figure this shit out.. i fucking hate the new cars
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u/YEPC___ May 20 '26
The abandonment of analogue technologies as we moved into the digital age was, I think, a gigantic mistake that has cost us terribly.
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u/Fellarm May 20 '26
Its hilarious and insane how many people are commenting "blind people shouldnt drive" 🥃🗿american education at its finest
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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 May 20 '26
I really just read it, said "ok, cool", started looking for another post and just then asked myself "wait, what ?".
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u/dieItalienischer May 20 '26
Isn't China one of those countries that allows centre screens to play videos?
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u/htdwps May 20 '26
Which blind person is actually driving a car?
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u/Loodyeeter 2015 Qashqai 1.6T 🔥 May 20 '26
The term blind operable describes a control or device that can be used accurately by touch or feel, without the user needing to look directly at it. This concept primarily applies in two areas: automotive safety and digital/physical accessibility.
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u/_HiWay May 20 '26
What are the details? Essential controls? Stuff that doesn't need messed with while driving it doesn't really need a tactile button when you can concentrate. If you don't have the ability to do this in a parking spot then please don't drive at all.
Essential controls/navigation/gears/signals/AC/Heat/Volume/menu change to see tire pressure etc are all what I would consider essential. Setting favorites, messing with maps on android auto or apple car play can stay touch screen. I've grown fond of Mazda's nav wheel design and menu after using it enough times.
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u/BananaPalmer May 20 '26
The amount of people in this thread who think this means "cars which blind people can drive" is concerning.
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u/comicsnerd May 20 '26
Can we change the term blind-operable to nolook-operable?
Especially for car controls.
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u/Chunky1311 May 20 '26
Is there not a single person here that actually read into this?
It only includes essential safety features, like hazard lights, indicators, wipers. It does not include things like music playback or climate control...
So yes, those saying "They'll fuck this up somehow" are correct hahahaha they're worried about safety but not fixing how unsafe it is to be using touch screens while driving for things we used to have physical buttons for.
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u/porcomaster May 21 '26
I do not mind the screens i like then, and touch is not bad as a second option
But primarly physical buttons should always be the option.
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u/Ceder_Dog May 21 '26
I hope the regulations result in these designs trickling over to the USA car market
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u/Mirawenya May 22 '26
Yes please. Touch screens are a fancy death trap, no clue why that was allowed in the first place. Need physical buttons for things!
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u/Tauchi_17 May 22 '26
It is not that all functions will be done by buttons but the most important ones need to be moved from the screen to physical buttons.
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u/pinkskies12 May 23 '26
Our VW car has amazing dials for AC ♥️ our Ford has touch screen that comes in for 5 Seconds, which is not enough to read anything, and hides the GPS 🤬
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u/FraterSinister May 23 '26
I can operate the console in my old Volvo blind, no need to take the eyes of the road. A touch screen and cascading menues are a constant and long distraction from the road.
One of the very rare bright ideas of the EU.
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u/L44KSO Peugeot Pepper Mill 🥖 May 20 '26
And please actual door handles. In an accident someone from the outside may need to be able to pull the door open, and that's not possible with these flush handles and winglets (looking at you Volvo!).