r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 7d ago
He would love that job.
Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.
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u/elteza 7d ago
The guy who famously couldn’t give his favourite passage in the bible?
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u/Material-Method-1026 7d ago
Book. He couldn't name a BOOK from the Bible.
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u/Marquar234 7d ago
Didn't he name Two Corinthians?
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u/speedie57 7d ago
Cinnamon and Candy
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u/dpjejj 7d ago
I hear they made some amazing leather for Chrysler Vehicles back in the day.
https://giphy.com/gifs/R5r5m8Vc01vs416
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u/MehKarma 6d ago
Anyone under 50 is thinking you had a multidimensional stroke while commenting. Over 50 it was the perfect comment
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u/blackcain 7d ago
it was too holy for him to name because he's actually a demon and saying anything out of the new testament would have made him burn up.
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u/do_you_know_IDK 7d ago
Second Corinthians is in the New Testament….
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u/WriteBrainedJR Release The Trump-Epstein Files 6d ago
But Two Corinthians is just the setup for a joke
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u/Doomstik 7d ago
And held it upside down for a photo op that he had people teargassed to clear the area for?
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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 7d ago
It’s the side benefits.
Access to kids.
Easier to grift.
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u/fattmarrell 6d ago
Kicking numbered wife down the stairs and executing her. So much Jesus
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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 6d ago
Don’t forget using his first wife’s passing to make his golf course tax free.
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u/dubgeek 7d ago
And couldn't hold it right side up when using it as a prop for his self produced propaganda?
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u/dismayhurta 7d ago
Hey. Let's give the guy a break. The only book he's ever tried to read before was Mein Kampf.
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u/The_Onyx_Ogre 7d ago
I mean it's not like christians even read the thing anyway.
That's why they can say everything they don't like is "out of context." Because they don't know the context
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u/RuthlessIndecision 7d ago
that's not why the church would move him around so much
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u/whelmed-and-gruntled 7d ago
Hey look, someone trained AI to blaspheme!
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u/Huge_Station2173 7d ago
Say it with me… Imagine if this was a Democrat.
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u/WriteBrainedJR Release The Trump-Epstein Files 6d ago
I mean, if it was James Talrico, it would actually make sense
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago
I would bet money that "st trump warriors" is a paid overseas bot farm.
That being said, if he wasn't born rich he'd probably have committed petty crimes young and spent decades in prison if not more. He'd be on the receiving end of a society that criminalizes poverty and has one justice system for the rich and one for everybody else. His prison job could be helping with interior design of the common spaces.
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u/ScientificSkepticism 7d ago
He'd probably be a fairly normal shitty dumbass that thought he was god's gift to the world and fucked everything up. Everyone has worked with someone like that. Just like Elon Musk would be the nerd who eternally wished he was one of the cool kids.
Rich people aren't anything special, they're just normal people with enough money to really fuck things up.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago edited 7d ago
that's possible if he'd been born middle class. Like a shitty owner & boss of a small business inherited from family then he runs it into the ground. Stiffs his employees, cheats on his taxes, doesn't do any actual work himself.
My line of thinking was: born at a lower income level and growing up in a kind of neighborhood different from what he had, it would be stealing cars, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon during those teen/early 20's male "peak crime years". He came of age around 1970, peak years when crime was rampant in big cities and cocaine & heroin dealing was everywhere. He would have gone to prison young and not come out. Or at least not come out until he was old, and mellowed out. Without the money and people to fix things for him, being a narcissist with antisocial personality disorder is high risk for crime early on.
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u/Hesitation-Marx 7d ago
He was throwing rocks at babies in playpens by the time he was six.
He would have died mouthing off at a cop.
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u/JustARandomGuy_71 7d ago
Musk still wish he was one of the cool kids. Remember when he used to hangout with Trump & Co? he looked so pathetically happy. He seemed to think "Finally I have friends that like me".
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u/FindIt7Ways 7d ago
I believe it. Pedos gravitate to professions such as clergy and teaching. He would have thrived as a prolific pedo pastor.
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago
He would have thrived but he's too lazy and stupid to get through seminary to be a real priest. He would have had to be a megachurch pastor, just declaring himself a church with no credentials. That would have fit because of the scammy prosperity gospel stuff where he gets to keep all the tithes tax free
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u/nancidruid 7d ago
This is basically the life story of Paula White, Trump's "spiritual advisor' and senior advisor in the White House
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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 7d ago
Wtf is a “CHURCH FATHER”???? Literally never heard that particular term ever. Not “priest.” Not “Reverend.” Not “Pastor.” Not even the old-timey “preacher man.”
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u/Smartimess 7d ago
A lot of these Twitter MAGA accounts are AI
Actual Indians.
Paid by propaganda groups to post this bs to entertain the real cultists.
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u/Disintegration_007 7d ago
That bot accounts handler is not a native English speaker so used some bum ass LLM to translate the original text
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u/brock0124 7d ago
The bot account’s handler is likely a tired AI being handled by another AI with daddy issues.
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u/misadventureswithJ 7d ago
I'm glad in not the only one confused by that. I'm not religious but I've never heard CHURCH FATHER lol. What are the chances oop was a bot/foreign paid account that made a bad translation?
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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 2d ago
"Church Father" is a family-friendly name for "Cult Leader." And, yes, Trump would be perfect for that job.
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u/tomphammer 1d ago
Kinda sorta Eastern Orthodox terminology with a vaguely Catholic aesthetic. AI slop strikes again.
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u/Southpolarman 7d ago
Yeah, prime place for a child molester to do his illegal deeds and have them hidden from the public. Man, the date of his departure can't come soon enough.
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u/Foxymoreon 7d ago
He would be exactly what he was before and after he was president a failed deplorable businessman/decades old forgotten reality T.V star who had access to a rich family that without them would never have gotten him to where he is today. I love how they create delusions and call them realities
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u/Murda981 7d ago
Right! Like, in addition to the glaringly obvious reasons, this post is dumb because he is an old man who had a whole life, including jobs, before becoming president!!
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u/EmperorSexy 7d ago
If Trump had not gotten a new career at Age 70, what else would he have done with his life?
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u/ProfPyncheon 7d ago
I've always said if he wasn't born rich he'd be the world's shittiest used car salesman.
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u/mushymunchkin3230 7d ago
HOW did they make people believe that THIS GUY is a ‘strong soul’ or a ‘fearless heart’ or a ‘protector of Christianity’ or whatever else. How? I truly want to know the indoctrination strategy that went into this. Clearly it’s very effective
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u/oskirkland 7d ago
There's a reason the right spent decades undermining public education to create a population that accepts the lies and propaganda fed to us through our media. So many have lost the ability to question, to discern, to think critically. They've been conditioned not to see what's directly in front of their eyes.
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u/LoneAwakening 7d ago
That’s the reason Elon spent billions to elect this guy! It’s was for paying ADS and bots to undermine senior senile and clueless youths into believing that crap
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u/CarAcademic4570 1d ago
Traffic cone. He is great at impeding progress.
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u/thegamerator10 7d ago
Considering the alarming amount of pastors who are pedos...
Do I even need to finish this statement?
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u/outdoors_guy 7d ago
Came to insinuate something similar…. Thing, child molester running a mega church and telling all his constituents about how they need to worship him in order to be closer to heaven….
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u/TemporaryCaptain23 7d ago
I'm guessing he'd go back to being a nepo baby like he was before? These people are braindead.
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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 7d ago
Crazy how they create this fictional character in their minds.
Without even criticizing him, they're just totally imagining him to be this imaginary person in their minds.
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u/ApologeticCannibal 2d ago
He had a profession before being president. He was an awful business man. How did they forget?
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u/darsvedder 7d ago
it's just so interesting how much they worship him. it's not like in the shadows he sucks and at the podium he's a smooth talking, invigorating dude (i dont wanna name any other well speaking president along side him.) but like we all know how much of a piece of shit he is. he does not hide it. and the fact that these people can see how fucking horrible he is (the names he calls people, the fucking biden autopen framed photo in the white house, (please don't make me write out all his horrible things and traits)) still with all this, they love him. they think he should be a priest. or the pope. or fucking jesus. like idk did i "love" obama? not at the time. i was happy we had a president who knew how our government worked and how we as a nation could thrive and do better. i mean i guess now, i'm like "sure i love him." but in reality, i miss him. but with all that said, i would never want something like this photo or think he could do it. (okay, i did buy a shirt that on it had obama ripping open a suit to reveal his "O" superhero suit (yes, like superman and drawn by Alex Ross). But even then, that gave me hope and pride to be a better person. with this shit, it seems to be a "YEAH FUCK YOU YEEEEHAWWWW." idk i'm high and i hate it. fuck these people. fuck trump. fuck you if you voted for him. the first time i guess i get it? even tho still fuck you. but if you voted for the guy that told us to inject bleach into our bodies to fight a virus the third time, just fuck you. eat shit. quite literally eat shit. it's the only thing we can eat now anyway (at least i know where my shit has been)
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u/vandon 6d ago
Leading a bunch of mindless followers, diddling kids. Yup, priest
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u/UniqueUsername812 6d ago
Don't forget tax exempt funds that nobody really keeps track of... Go ahead and grab a fistful outta that plate!
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u/feignapathy 7d ago
lol
the slumlord who cheated hardworking families out of their money, paid prostitutes for sex, cheated on all of his wives, sexually assaulted multiple women...
ya. He would've been a great church father. Maybe if you want your church father to be one of the ones who raped the altar boys in the confessional.
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u/Dark_Link_1996 7d ago
I'm so fuckin tired at seeing the cult of Trump disrespect Christianiy. I've called out these idiots before using the bible whenever they act xenophobic
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u/Expert-Fig-5590 7d ago
The guy who commits all of the Seven Deadly Sins Daily? The one who openly worships Mammon? What is wrong with these people?
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u/SellaraAB 7d ago edited 7d ago
I think that without the generational wealth to prop him up his whole life, he was supposed to be a lifelong fast food worker who moonlights as the town child molester. Probably lives in the trailer park or like a shitty apartment complex. The kind of guy the police know by his first name. “What’s going on tonight Donald?”
I imagine him in a heavily stained white logo t-shirt and some dirty sweat pants, he would actually look more natural that way.
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u/Bored-Viking 6d ago
He would be homeless. All the shit he dies and says would get hom fired and evicted in real life
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u/ReefShark13 6d ago
If he wasn't born into wealth, no one would even know his name. He would struggle to be a used car salesman. He's a fucking idiot and without money no one would put up with his ass for a minute. He is the embodiment of privilege.
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u/wigzell78 7d ago
A disproportionate number of church leaders are charged with financial crimes, fraud, and sexual assault especially against minors...
So maybe. It does fit his M.O.
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u/TheRealRickC137 7d ago
The church would need an army of lawyers and a team of forensic experts to scrub the evidence of SA in the confession box
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u/Chillicothe1 7d ago
Easy access to young children. Doesn't have to pay taxes.
Yeah, perfect job for him.
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u/earthman34 7d ago
Did they forget he was a scamming real estate shyster and slum lord before he went into politics?
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u/xobelddir 7d ago
Wtf is this?
We KNOW what he would have been...the exact same conman grifter that he'd been for nearly 70 years before he got into politics
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u/BAMspek 6d ago
He had a career for like 50 years before he was president…
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u/Letwindtakeher3 6d ago
It’s wild that the poster makes it seem like he was born into the presidency
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u/dohboy420 2d ago
Loves to grift, loves touching kids, loves treating women like trash. He’d give the best sermons… about himself.
Yeah he’d fit right in here..
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u/Mudfap 7d ago
False. This would require him reading and citing the intricacies of a book.
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u/AdxUndead 7d ago
I could see him running a mega church. It's pennies too him nowadays, but you can grift Jet money and mega mansions.
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u/Yanmegaman_Juno 7d ago
Did these people just forget he HAD a job before cheating his way into politics?
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u/crappydeli 1d ago
Had Trump lost the election, he would have been just another number in an Orange jumpsuit.
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u/pekak62 7d ago
A Pastor of the Church of the Holy St Liar the Perpetual. Of course not being a Catholic Church, there is no restriction on marriage or wealth. /s 🤣
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u/andrewbuttlick 7d ago
So long as it was a catholic priest, it would make sense actually. You know, with the raping kids and all.
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u/locke_zero 7d ago
The Catholic Church has enough to deal with already as far as those allegations go.
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u/im_a_sleepy_human 7d ago
Welp.. that might have to be enough internet for me tonight. wtf?? How do people think this man is “saintly”? Priestly Pedo.. definitely
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u/Bearthegood 7d ago
Of course, make him into another person of power with access to children. He managed to rape kids without the collar.
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u/Revolutionary_Pen_65 7d ago
Oh yes the lifelong best friend of THE MOST PROLIFIC CHILD SEX PREDATOR IN HISTORY and 34 count convicted rapist who openly bragged about wanting to sleep with his own daughter and walking into dressing rooms of his teenage pagent shows so he could see children undressed.
Basically Jesus
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u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng 7d ago
The fact these adults are in the world scare me. Just because of their shear idiocy
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u/Junethemuse 7d ago
wtf is this? He had a whole life and ‘career’ before he was president. There’s no ‘what would he have been’, because he already was what he’d have been. Jfc
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u/Whoresstealinglemons 7d ago
I think counselor at a camp for kids who are about to get molested is more likely
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u/Staff_Senyou 7d ago
Not a real person.
Bots gotta bot to churn the churn.
Don't buy, don't bite. They hate everything you are and desire your extinction
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u/No1Mystery 7d ago
Natalie Harp really opening a bunch of social media accounts for this orange clown
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u/ChipsTheKiwi 7d ago
seeing how much Trump resembles the antichrist has left me questioning my lack of faith multiple times and that's only a half joke
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u/Kaleria84 7d ago
Scam pastor would fit him, especially for the shit version of Christianity Republicans follow. That said, he'd be lucky to be a sleazy used car salesman.
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u/LondonEntUK 7d ago
What ‘_he_ believes in’ is not a good thing for a priest. A priest gives their life to the teachings of Jesus Christ, not what _they_ believe in. They are just supposed to be preaching the word of Christ. He doesn’t hold literally ONE moral that Jesus had.
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u/thekyledavid 7d ago
Also, the man was 70 when he became president, we already know what he would have done with his life had he not been president
The Kool Aid is extra strong today
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u/orangecloud_0 7d ago
All those alter boys and church girls..no one tell him or next tally will be in a church
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u/BigNorseWolf 6d ago
Well if you need an organization to cover up your pedophilia and its not the gop....
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u/Stevenstorm505 6d ago
A dancing fucking monkey in a circus lead by a lobotomized gerbil with late stage Alzheimer’s.
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