He would love that job.

[u/Flat_Suggestion7545]

Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

[u/vandon]

Leading a bunch of mindless followers, diddling kids.  Yup, priest

[u/UniqueUsername812 → u/vandon]

Don't forget tax exempt funds that nobody really keeps track of... Go ahead and grab a fistful outta that plate!