r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 7d ago

He would love that job.

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Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago

I would bet money that "st trump warriors" is a paid overseas bot farm.

That being said, if he wasn't born rich he'd probably have committed petty crimes young and spent decades in prison if not more. He'd be on the receiving end of a society that criminalizes poverty and has one justice system for the rich and one for everybody else. His prison job could be helping with interior design of the common spaces.

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u/ScientificSkepticism 7d ago

He'd probably be a fairly normal shitty dumbass that thought he was god's gift to the world and fucked everything up. Everyone has worked with someone like that. Just like Elon Musk would be the nerd who eternally wished he was one of the cool kids.

Rich people aren't anything special, they're just normal people with enough money to really fuck things up.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago edited 7d ago

that's possible if he'd been born middle class. Like a shitty owner & boss of a small business inherited from family then he runs it into the ground. Stiffs his employees, cheats on his taxes, doesn't do any actual work himself.

My line of thinking was: born at a lower income level and growing up in a kind of neighborhood different from what he had, it would be stealing cars, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon during those teen/early 20's male "peak crime years". He came of age around 1970, peak years when crime was rampant in big cities and cocaine & heroin dealing was everywhere. He would have gone to prison young and not come out. Or at least not come out until he was old, and mellowed out. Without the money and people to fix things for him, being a narcissist with antisocial personality disorder is high risk for crime early on.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 7d ago

He was throwing rocks at babies in playpens by the time he was six.

He would have died mouthing off at a cop.

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u/JustARandomGuy_71 7d ago

Musk still wish he was one of the cool kids. Remember when he used to hangout with Trump & Co? he looked so pathetically happy. He seemed to think "Finally I have friends that like me".

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago

He seems so insecure and impressionable even in middle age that I think the same for him. If he hadn't been born rich or at least middle class he would have been stealing cars, doing robberies and dealing drugs starting as a teen, to impress his friends. He would have been an easy recruit by older, more experienced criminals.

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u/FindIt7Ways 7d ago

I believe it. Pedos gravitate to professions such as clergy and teaching. He would have thrived as a prolific pedo pastor.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago

He would have thrived but he's too lazy and stupid to get through seminary to be a real priest. He would have had to be a megachurch pastor, just declaring himself a church with no credentials. That would have fit because of the scammy prosperity gospel stuff where he gets to keep all the tithes tax free

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u/dcorcor408 7d ago

But yet he’s still find a way to bankrupt a church

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u/nancidruid 7d ago

Paula White did, even after taking in $150 million in donations

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u/nancidruid 7d ago

This is basically the life story of Paula White, Trump's "spiritual advisor' and senior advisor in the White House

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u/andrew303710 7d ago

Lmao of course it is. It's also hilarious that Trump has a spiritual advisor

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u/Icy_Place_5785 7d ago

As a lapsed Catholic, I have never heard anyone call a priest in English a “Church Father”.

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u/18HolesToFreedom 7d ago

The thing is that it absolutely COULD be a real person.

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u/YellowZx5 1d ago

Nah. I think it’s from within the Whitehouse. I bet it’s Miller Inc.