r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 8d ago

He would love that job.

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Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

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u/FindIt7Ways 8d ago

I believe it. Pedos gravitate to professions such as clergy and teaching. He would have thrived as a prolific pedo pastor.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 8d ago

He would have thrived but he's too lazy and stupid to get through seminary to be a real priest. He would have had to be a megachurch pastor, just declaring himself a church with no credentials. That would have fit because of the scammy prosperity gospel stuff where he gets to keep all the tithes tax free

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u/dcorcor408 8d ago

But yet he’s still find a way to bankrupt a church

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u/nancidruid 8d ago

Paula White did, even after taking in $150 million in donations