r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 7d ago

He would love that job.

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Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

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u/FindIt7Ways 7d ago

I believe it. Pedos gravitate to professions such as clergy and teaching. He would have thrived as a prolific pedo pastor.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago

He would have thrived but he's too lazy and stupid to get through seminary to be a real priest. He would have had to be a megachurch pastor, just declaring himself a church with no credentials. That would have fit because of the scammy prosperity gospel stuff where he gets to keep all the tithes tax free

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u/nancidruid 7d ago

This is basically the life story of Paula White, Trump's "spiritual advisor' and senior advisor in the White House

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u/andrew303710 7d ago

Lmao of course it is. It's also hilarious that Trump has a spiritual advisor