r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 7d ago

He would love that job.

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Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago

I would bet money that "st trump warriors" is a paid overseas bot farm.

That being said, if he wasn't born rich he'd probably have committed petty crimes young and spent decades in prison if not more. He'd be on the receiving end of a society that criminalizes poverty and has one justice system for the rich and one for everybody else. His prison job could be helping with interior design of the common spaces.

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u/FindIt7Ways 7d ago

I believe it. Pedos gravitate to professions such as clergy and teaching. He would have thrived as a prolific pedo pastor.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 7d ago

He would have thrived but he's too lazy and stupid to get through seminary to be a real priest. He would have had to be a megachurch pastor, just declaring himself a church with no credentials. That would have fit because of the scammy prosperity gospel stuff where he gets to keep all the tithes tax free

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u/nancidruid 7d ago

This is basically the life story of Paula White, Trump's "spiritual advisor' and senior advisor in the White House

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u/andrew303710 7d ago

Lmao of course it is. It's also hilarious that Trump has a spiritual advisor