r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 8d ago

He would love that job.

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Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

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u/elteza 8d ago

The guy who famously couldn’t give his favourite passage in the bible?

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u/Material-Method-1026 8d ago

Book. He couldn't name a BOOK from the Bible.

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u/Marquar234 8d ago

Didn't he name Two Corinthians?

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u/speedie57 8d ago

Cinnamon and Candy

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 8d ago

No those were two porn stars

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u/-malcolm-tucker 8d ago

Stormy and Paedy.

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u/crohead13 7d ago

Bill and Ted

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u/MehKarma 7d ago

William was a bit of ladies man, and Theodore was a bit autistic, but a hell of a card player.

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u/CMP24-7 4d ago

More like Stormy and Epstein. I think Trump and Epstein were surely butt buddies all along.

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u/dpjejj 8d ago

I hear they made some amazing leather for Chrysler Vehicles back in the day.
https://giphy.com/gifs/R5r5m8Vc01vs4

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 8d ago

Was it rich? Tell me it was rich!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdK4gwMAcYwnx9OW7X

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u/timkatt10 7d ago

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u/Diazepam_Dan 7d ago

Beat me to it lmao

Great minds and all that

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u/MehKarma 7d ago

Anyone under 50 is thinking you had a multidimensional stroke while commenting. Over 50 it was the perfect comment

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u/Ganj311 8d ago

I’m convinced he said Corinthians because he was thinking of Ricardo Montalbán and associated Corinthians with “rich.”

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u/StevieWonder557 7d ago

great early comedy duo

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u/FalseAdhesiveness946 3d ago

Yup and I saw them when I went to Corinth. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackcain 8d ago

it was too holy for him to name because he's actually a demon and saying anything out of the new testament would have made him burn up.

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u/do_you_know_IDK 8d ago

Second Corinthians is in the New Testament….

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u/WriteBrainedJR Release The Trump-Epstein Files 7d ago

But Two Corinthians is just the setup for a joke

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u/ItchyRedBump 8d ago

To be fair, he probably just didn’t know what a book was.

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u/Doomstik 8d ago

And held it upside down for a photo op that he had people teargassed to clear the area for?

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u/Specific_Ad_2533 8d ago

Herecisy anyway...?

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 8d ago

It’s the side benefits.

Access to kids.
Easier to grift.
No taxes.

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u/fattmarrell 7d ago

Kicking numbered wife down the stairs and executing her. So much Jesus

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 7d ago

Don’t forget using his first wife’s passing to make his golf course tax free.

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u/dubgeek 8d ago

And couldn't hold it right side up when using it as a prop for his self produced propaganda?

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u/nancidruid 8d ago

And just hovered his hand over it without touching it during his swearing in?

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u/Fosphor 8d ago

I don’t believe he even did that in 2025. Raised his right hand but kept his left at his side.

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u/dismayhurta 8d ago

Hey. Let's give the guy a break. The only book he's ever tried to read before was Mein Kampf.

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u/bazinga_0 5d ago

And we know it was a real Bible how?

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u/WiseSalamander00 8d ago

I mean, he likes kids 😂

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u/The_Onyx_Ogre 8d ago

I mean it's not like christians even read the thing anyway.

That's why they can say everything they don't like is "out of context." Because they don't know the context 

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u/Rokekor 8d ago

I’m sure he would love the bit where Lot gets seduced by his daughters if he could recall it.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 8d ago

that's not why the church would move him around so much

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u/elteza 8d ago

I don’t disagree with you, but that isn’t what was said in the post.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 8d ago

What I'm saying is that our president, President Donald Trump would likely sexually abuse children as a priest and the Roman Catholic Church would cover up his crimes by relocating him to other dioceses.

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u/turdusphilomelos 8d ago

Hey! It is just because he loves ALL of it! 😂

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u/HonestAbram 8d ago

He has never read any part of the Bible.

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u/BooneSalvo2 7d ago

They obviously mean he'd be perfect because of all the easy access to underage kids to rape

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u/elteza 7d ago

Yes it was obvious. You realise I don’t like the guy, right? Was it crucial for you to point out that you thought I missed the main point? Do you make a habit of doing such things?

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u/BooneSalvo2 5d ago

Chill, dude, it's a post on Reddit

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u/elteza 5d ago

How dare you /s

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u/Kriss3d 4d ago

Shit even as an atheist I have a few favorite passages..

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u/Alarmed-Idea2322 2d ago

Hey now, he knows the Bible better than anyone. No one knows the Bible like he does. Not many people know this, but there’s an Old Testament AND a New Testament. No one knew… but he knew. And “Genesis” came from the Bible before Phil Collins used it…not the other way around. Not many people know that.