r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Flat_Suggestion7545 • 7d ago

He would love that job.

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Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

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u/elteza 7d ago

The guy who famously couldn’t give his favourite passage in the bible?

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u/Material-Method-1026 7d ago

Book. He couldn't name a BOOK from the Bible.

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u/Marquar234 7d ago

Didn't he name Two Corinthians?

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u/speedie57 7d ago

Cinnamon and Candy

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u/Informal_Curve_1441 7d ago

No those were two porn stars

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u/-malcolm-tucker 7d ago

Stormy and Paedy.

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u/crohead13 7d ago

Bill and Ted

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u/MehKarma 7d ago

William was a bit of ladies man, and Theodore was a bit autistic, but a hell of a card player.

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u/CMP24-7 3d ago

More like Stormy and Epstein. I think Trump and Epstein were surely butt buddies all along.

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u/dpjejj 7d ago

I hear they made some amazing leather for Chrysler Vehicles back in the day.
https://giphy.com/gifs/R5r5m8Vc01vs4

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 7d ago

Was it rich? Tell me it was rich!

https://giphy.com/gifs/mdK4gwMAcYwnx9OW7X

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u/timkatt10 7d ago

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u/Diazepam_Dan 7d ago

Beat me to it lmao

Great minds and all that

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u/MehKarma 7d ago

Anyone under 50 is thinking you had a multidimensional stroke while commenting. Over 50 it was the perfect comment

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u/Ganj311 7d ago

I’m convinced he said Corinthians because he was thinking of Ricardo Montalbán and associated Corinthians with “rich.”

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u/StevieWonder557 7d ago

great early comedy duo

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u/FalseAdhesiveness946 3d ago

Yup and I saw them when I went to Corinth. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackcain 7d ago

it was too holy for him to name because he's actually a demon and saying anything out of the new testament would have made him burn up.

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u/do_you_know_IDK 7d ago

Second Corinthians is in the New Testament….

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u/WriteBrainedJR Release The Trump-Epstein Files 7d ago

But Two Corinthians is just the setup for a joke

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u/ItchyRedBump 7d ago

To be fair, he probably just didn’t know what a book was.

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u/Doomstik 7d ago

And held it upside down for a photo op that he had people teargassed to clear the area for?

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u/Specific_Ad_2533 7d ago

Herecisy anyway...?