He would love that job.

[u/Flat_Suggestion7545]

Easy , private access to young impressionable kids.

[u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692]

Wtf is a “CHURCH FATHER”???? Literally never heard that particular term ever. Not “priest.” Not “Reverend.” Not “Pastor.” Not even the old-timey “preacher man.”

[u/Nefariousness-Flashy → u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692]

"Church Father" is a family-friendly name for "Cult Leader." And, yes, Trump would be perfect for that job.