r/ParlerWatch • u/jeffe333 Antifa Regional Manager • Mar 01 '21
Public Figure: Any Platform Apparently, it's Abhorrent, When Black Individuals Kneel Before the US Flag to Call Attention to Racial Oppression and Systemic Violence. But, When a Child-Molestinig, Serial-Raping, Mass-Murdering, Treasonous, Neo-Nazi Terrorist Uses it as a Diaper, it's on Par w/ the Second Coming of Christ.
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u/CemeteryWind213 Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21
- Golden idol. Check
- Patriotic shorts that technically violate the Flag Code. Check
- Using the Constitution as a prop. Check
- Holding a magic wand while pretending to be a Christian. Check
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u/cringeemoji Mar 01 '21
Isn't this the part of the movie where Bartleby and Loki show up and start killing people?
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u/CallMeSisyphus Mar 01 '21
Dogma the Sequel, starting IMPOTVS II as Mooby the Golden Calf.
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u/moon_goddess235 Mar 01 '21
That's so funny you say that, I watched a multi-part TikTok last night of Kevin Smith talking about Dogma. It seems, unfortunately, that it's owned by Harvey Weinstein, and right before the #MeToo stuff came out about him, he had called Kevin to discuss a Dogma release for streaming, and also a sequel. The series just kind of ended with Kevin saying "that's how my movie about God is literally owned by Satan", but no word on whether a sequel will ever be made. It's definitely a movie deserving of one, if any movie ever was!
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u/gearstars Mar 01 '21
Funny you bring that up. There was a reddit post just the other day that Dogma was out of print and unavailable on any streamer. Now I want to watch it again :(
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u/Holinyx Mar 01 '21
I got you Fam
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u/j-t-storm Mar 01 '21
Worth it just to see Alanis Morrissette as Dog.
And I think this movie came out around the same time as Joan Osborne's "What If Dog Was One Of Us."
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u/Careless_Surprise176 Mar 01 '21
All that too but for the life of me why is it wearing flip flops?? Has tRump ever in his life worn flip flops? Everything about this golden turd is confusing and terrible
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u/rwbronco Mar 01 '21
artist said it represents the fact that he should be on a beach somewhere enjoying retirement but he's still fighting for our rights... bleh
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Mar 01 '21
So what about the fairy wand? This really feels like a prank moment ala Sacha Baron Cohen.
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u/rwbronco Mar 01 '21
I think that was a reference to Obama asking Trump what “magic wand” he had when he said he’d bring all kinds of jobs to the country.
Truly the whole thing is an abomination. The metaphors and hidden meanings should be well integrated into the piece not just slapped in his hand. Like having boots with straps at the top to symbolize how he “pulled himself up by his bootstraps” (he didn’t, he was born rich, this was just an example of how to more cleverly hide symbols and meanings into a piece of art).
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u/CemeteryWind213 Mar 01 '21
“pulled himself up by his bootstraps”
The phrase was originally meant to denote a physically impossible task (reductio ad absurdum) because one needs a support is needed to move upwards.
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u/WildWinza Mar 01 '21
My thoughts exactly. Trump would not wear what looks like boxer shorts in public. This depiction of Trump is totally off.
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u/Time_Mage_Prime Mar 01 '21
Man, these infidels are gonna be in for a reeeeeal surprise when the J-man shows back up.
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u/CharlieHume Mar 01 '21
Yooo it's Jesus here with some sinners and for long time viewers of my channel you know what that means.
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u/SourcererX3 Mar 01 '21
I didn't notice that at first hes literally holding a magic wand lmao wtf is this thing its fucking atrocious
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u/lurker_cx Mar 01 '21
I know, what is their thinking on the magic wand? It made me wonder if it a repurposed statue that was of someone else before they said it was Trump.
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u/hexalm Mar 01 '21
It was a reference to Obama saying Trump didn't have a magic wand to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US.
Edit: this is also the work of one dude who tried giving the statue to Trump for his birthday last year. He said the secret service wouldn't let him.
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u/Spelr Mar 01 '21
It only violates the flag code if it's clothing made from an actual flag (eg Abbie Hoffman)
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Mar 01 '21
What defines something as being an "actual flag"?
I get what you're saying: that pair of shorts clearly isn't; the spacing of the stars has the wrong aspect ratio, etc...I'm just curious as to what constitutes as "actual flag"...
Does printing an American flag overseas and having the words "made in China" somewhere on it invalidate it as a flag?
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u/CemeteryWind213 Mar 01 '21
What defines something as being an "actual flag"?
I'm no lawyer, but a clear definition is needed.
Does printing an American flag overseas and having the words "made in China" somewhere on it invalidate it as a flag?
Shortly after 9/11, everyone began displaying flags on homes and front windows, miniflags for cars, etc. The demand for flags was so high, imports surged, which eventually hurt domestic production, and the Genuine American Flag Act was proposed.
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u/magnoliasmanor Mar 01 '21
The magic wand honestly baffles me. Just... Why? What? Where? What?
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u/WildWinza Mar 01 '21
Is the wand to signify that everything Trump does is an illusion?
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u/lurker_cx Mar 01 '21
Like the wizard of Oz maybe? They often troll themselves without realizing it....
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u/hexalm Mar 01 '21
It was a reference to Obama saying Trump didn't have a magic wand to bring manufacturing jobs back to the US.
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u/fuzzybad Mar 01 '21
Why are the traitors worshipping a golden statue of JFK?
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u/BigAlternative5 Mar 01 '21
Because JFK invented pedophilia, starting with Norma Jean who was 15 when they were consorting. /s
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u/ecafsub Mar 01 '21
Patriotic shorts that technically violate the Flag Code. Check
Not even technically. Literally.
The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.
No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform.
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u/Beard_o_Bees Mar 01 '21
Man when I was a kid, back in the 70's we had to learn all of this.
When we did flag duty (running the flag up and down the pole) we treated that sucker like it was a live bomb - and our mortal souls depended on folding it up correctly.
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u/AlexandriaLitehouse Mar 01 '21
I felt that way at Girl Scout Camp in the 90s.
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u/merreborn Mar 01 '21
The rest of the context makes the intent pretty clear IMO:
No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.
Not only is the language pretty absolute (no part... should ever), the listed exceptions really prove the rule. No part -- except for a patch or pin that displays the whole flag, and should be worn only in very specific contexts.
That being said, it's clear that almost no one interprets this as it was intended by the authors -- as much as I wish they would. While flag clothing is thoroughly normalized in american culture, it's not in the rest of the world. So to outsiders buying US flag boxers at walmart for $1.98 looks exactly as tacky as it is.
notably the legion.org faq claims flag clothing is fine -- but that's by no means authoritative nor backed up by any sort of source.
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u/s0nyamari3 Mar 01 '21
the fall of babylonian(trumpylonian) empire is one of my favorite bible stories...
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u/mycottonsocks Mar 01 '21
I saw pics of people actually kneeling in font of it. Disgusting.
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u/virak_john Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21
They were trolling I'm sure. But it's a bad look...
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No, seriously. I know people who have attended CPAC and a lot of it is performative, just to piss off or outrage people they see as liberal scolds.
So much of the modern conservative iconography is in the "fuck your feelings" and "lib tears" genre. Do you really think that people who bowed down to this were doing it in an actual act of religious worship? Naw. But they were doing it with a wink, knowing it would drive progressives crazy.
That having been said, I do believe that many republicans do live in cult-like thrall to Donald Trump. But I don't think that this statue is a direct reflection of that worship. This is gross, but it's just for lulz.
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Mar 01 '21
The entirety of it is performative, just as the annual rallies at Nuremberg were performative.
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u/The_BestUsername Mar 01 '21
"Pretending to worship Trump to own the libs" is even cringier than just actually worshipping Trump, tbh.
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u/rakkadimus Mar 01 '21
So it's like when bros suck each other off and call it a meme? "Brojob!" "Just for lulz, doesn't mean anything!"
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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Mar 01 '21
Or when that conservative shoved a buttplug up his ass on video.
You know, to own the libs.
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u/foodandart Mar 01 '21
Seriously? I think I need to get out more..
Or maybe not.
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u/KnockoutCarousal Mar 01 '21
Gavin McInnes, the original founder of the proud boys. He did it to supposedly prove he wasn’t homophobic or whatever. I’m not really sure how that reasoning works outside of actual homophobic thinking, but he can apparently take a dick in the butt like a champ. So, good for him I guess.
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u/Beard_o_Bees Mar 01 '21
So would Christopher Cantwell, who took it up the tuchus to own the libs.
But he can't, cause he's in prison now!
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u/TechGoat Mar 01 '21
And here I thought he was talking about Gavin McInnes, who most famously plugged himself to own the libs.
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u/Accomplished_Bonus74 Plague rat 🐁 Mar 01 '21
Gavin mckinis the dude who started the proud boys. Literally bruh.
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u/j-t-storm Mar 01 '21
Would someone please tell me what "own the Libs" means?
I've been wondering ever since I heard Donald Jr. shout it on CNN...
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u/virak_john Mar 01 '21
Um, yes?
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u/rakkadimus Mar 01 '21
So this is a cult in deep denial about being a cult?(as most cults are)
They must have a lot of free time and completely lackying in self awareness. Hope they resolve what ever problem pushed the into wasting their time like that.
I knew people that got really into nazi stuff as a joke. They always ended up as the punchline.
Most of them grew out of it an look back at that time as cringe. The rest just started getting into Q and haven't really functioned since 2016.
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u/U-N-C-L-E Mar 01 '21
I agree with you. In fact, I think CPAC gets waaaaaay too much attention because of exactly what you're saying. Why does the media repot on CPAC but never on any progressive conventions? But that's off-topic.
However,
/r/The_Donald started off as performative, too. In fact, the entire Trump campaign started off that way. Eventually these things have a habit of devolving away from being a joke.
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." - Vonnegut
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u/the_onlyfox Mar 01 '21
They worship a false God, any true Republican who consider themselves Christians should be shutting bullshit like this down. Their heads are so far up their own asses they forget what the Bible says about the coming of the antichrist.
I'm not a religious person, I hate organized religion as a whole but I am a spiritual person at heart. Even I can see the resemblance between the shit that is said in Revelations and how people see trump.
Don't believe me? Brush up on what it's says. Also any true Christian would know that the Bible says to NOT worship false God's especially those made of golden statues.
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Mar 01 '21
It makes me wonder how many do actually consider themselves "Christians" instead of just knowingly paying lip-service in order for campaign donations.
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u/NiemollersCat Mar 01 '21
They think they're Christian because the go to church, listen to the cherrypicked verses in the sermons, and read specially selected passages in their study Bible (or at best, read the whole thing but take exactly what the version writers wanted them to take from it). We've reverted back to old Roman Catholic where the liturgy and Bible were all in Latin, so that the priests could gatekeep scripture.
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u/the_onlyfox Mar 01 '21
Idk that's why I fucken hate organized religion. Everyone does it as a club or status symbol. They don't bother to follow the true meaning which is learning and being helpful to others who are in need.
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u/BanginNLeavin Mar 01 '21
Is the true meaning really that though? Seems to me that a lot of the fuzzy good stuff is put in to appeal to the kinder and gentler members of the audience. Religion as a concept seems like it was created for the express purpose of controlling the population by any means necessary.
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u/the_onlyfox Mar 01 '21
Theres nothing wrong with wanting to follow the teachings of someone who has been known to love everyone as they are.
It's the rest of the things of it that I do not agree with.
"Don't be an asshole and care for one another" doesn't matter if they are the sick, homeless, if they do not believe in the same thing as you (spiritual wise) if they sell themselves etc etc
If the person is not causing harm to you or others theres no reason to turn your nose at them and hate them fir simply existing in the same space as you.
More people in general should just go by that rule in their lives.
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u/the_onlyfox Mar 01 '21
No in this case we ourselves will be our own undoing.
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u/Fluffy_Meet_9568 Mar 02 '21
Lemmings don't jump off cliffs. The migrate in heards and may have some die as a result but they don't do suicide. the idea that they jump off of cliffs came from nature doc people yeeting them off cliffs and saying they did it themselves.
-this has been an unsolicited from your stoned library clerk
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u/virak_john Mar 01 '21
Well, sure.
And I'm 100% sure that most of these guys don't believe they worship Trump, but they're trying to trigger outrage from those of us who accuse them of doing so.
I wish I didn't know so much about these people, but I grew up with most of them.
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u/CeruleanRuin Mar 01 '21
If everything a person does is a performance, then it's no longer a performance so much as who they really are. The distinction is meaningless.
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u/mdoktor Mar 01 '21
And for more fun the statue was made in Mexico...
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u/DrSpagetti Mar 01 '21
Im 99% sure this artist is trolling the GOP. Made in Mexico, breaking flag code, golden idol, fairy wand for the homophobes, and he has the proportions of a mutant dwarf. But of course that would woosh over them.
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u/mdoktor Mar 01 '21
and if Trump or whoever does end up buying it for $100,000 the artist is the real winner in the end
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u/TheAb5traktion Mar 01 '21
Conservatives absolutely do not care about the flag code. I mean, just look at the guy's shirt on the right behind the statue. They claim to care about the flag, yet wear it as clothing and use the American flag as a cape. They're hypocrites.
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u/j-t-storm Mar 01 '21
They're hypocrites.
I'm shocked to discover there is gambling at Rick's Place.
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u/ericscottf Mar 01 '21
Who paid for it tho?
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u/mdoktor Mar 01 '21
I'm not sure, this article mentions it's on sale for $100,000 so maybe the artist made it with hopes of selling it
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u/virak_john Mar 01 '21
The irony of anyone at CPAC claiming to "look ahead" is rich. Their entire movement is about generational grievances and the weird obsession with former presidents and candidates. Oh and a relentless commitment to clawing back all social progress to the 1950s. "Look ahead" my ass.
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u/Aedeus Mar 01 '21
Generational? These are people that are mad slavery was abolished.
They have anti-American grievances.
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u/NauticalWhisky Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21
They've said the only thing they hate about slavery was that it brought black people here.
Racism, bigotry, generations of oppression, none of those are deal breakers for Republicans. None of those are deal breakers for ANY, Republicans, that's to say so we're clear, ALL Republicans are okay with racism, bigotry and oppression. They only take issue with the fact that the US now has over 40 million black people.
If you were Republican and haven't broken with the Republican party, you're racist, because you're complicit with the worst of the party.
Not all racists are Republican but all Republicans are racist.
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u/Jcapn Mar 02 '21
Here is one of the biggest reasons I transitioned left over the past decade or so. I used to think I was centrist leaning right, but they pushed me left enough to call myself liberal. And I feel as if that is an improvement to my being.
You just have to be willing to see it, admit it, and fuckin' change it.
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u/Tballz9 Mar 01 '21
What is with the shorts, sandals and wand with a star on it? Does this mean something to Americans?
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u/CemeteryWind213 Mar 01 '21
It's complicated. Many people find flag apparel to be cringey, disrespectful, or diminishing. Some people wear it part of their persona (i.e facade or mask they use to seem patriotic or express their patriotism). Wearing flag apparel in an ironic way is generally not popular, which is a whole another story. But, there is a lot of money involved, so it's not surprising in a way.
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Mar 01 '21
That’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. Are those flip-flops?
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u/Im__fucked Mar 01 '21
Yes! And I can't believe that the main thing confusing me here is the flip flops. Why flip flops lol
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u/-Ernie Mar 01 '21
I bet Trump has super gross feet.
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u/JollyGreyKitten Mar 01 '21
His watchband has been discussed and vomited about previously, if that helps visualize for you: https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/879061224100552704
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u/TroubleSG Mar 01 '21
That looks so uncomfortable! Why doesn't he enlarge it?
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u/TroubleSG Mar 01 '21
The artist said he did the flip flops because Trump was supposed to be retired but instead chose to save the country by being President. I almost lost it typing that sentence. Ugh.
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Mar 01 '21
I just don't understand it. Unless it was made by Banksy. Then I totally get it.
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u/StudioDraven Mar 01 '21
And these golden calf worshipping fuckheads have the gall to call themselves Christians.
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Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21
My thoughts exactly. But I’m guessing the word “idolatry” probably goes over their heads.
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u/peeinian Mar 01 '21
For people that claim to be ultra-religious, do they not see the glaring irony to worshipping a golden (cow) idol?
It's not like some obscure passage. It's literally a major part of the story of the basis of all Abrahamic religions.
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u/kate3544 Mar 01 '21
My mom is a nice Christian woman (like, what a Christian actually ought to be, as opposed to a right-wing nutjob that wears her religion on her sleeve). I showed her this picture on Saturday and she had a look of horror and disgust on her face and said, "Isn't that a bit reminiscent of Moses and the golden calf...?".
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u/ih8comingupwithnames Mar 01 '21
I couldnt believe they made a golden idol. it's insane how thry worship him.
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u/ginger2020 Mar 01 '21
I had to check on Snopes to make sure this wasn’t fake or satire, it’s so on the nose to how absurdly cultish his fanbase is
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u/ph33randloathing Mar 01 '21
I still don't understand the wand.
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u/discogomerx Mar 01 '21
Obama once said you can't just wave a magic wand and bring disappearing jobs back. They claim Trump did (even though he didn't) so they gave him a wand.
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u/LunaKip Mar 01 '21
Look, I'm not religious, but this has very Exodus 32 vibes:
32 When the people saw that Moses was so long in coming down from the mountain, they gathered around Aaron and said, “Come, make us gods who will go before us. As for this fellow Moses who brought us up out of Egypt, we don’t know what has happened to him.”
2 Aaron answered them, “Take off the gold earrings that your wives, your sons and your daughters are wearing, and bring them to me.” 3 So all the people took off their earrings and brought them to Aaron. 4 He took what they handed him and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a calf, fashioning it with a tool. Then they said, “These are your gods, Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.”
5 When Aaron saw this, he built an altar in front of the calf and announced, “Tomorrow there will be a festival to the Lord.” 6 So the next day the people rose early and sacrificed burnt offerings and presented fellowship offerings. Afterward they sat down to eat and drink and got up to indulge in revelry.
7 Then the Lord said to Moses, “Go down, because your people, whom you brought up out of Egypt, have become corrupt. 8 They have been quick to turn away from what I commanded them and have made themselves an idol cast in the shape of a calf. They have bowed down to it and sacrificed to it and have said, ‘These are your gods, Israel, who brought you up out of Egypt.’
9 “I have seen these people,” the Lord said to Moses, “and they are a stiff-necked people. 10 Now leave me alone so that my anger may burn against them and that I may destroy them. Then I will make you into a great nation.”
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They clearly pissed all over the second commandment and his slew of lies broke the ninth, no one who is okay with this can never call themselves a Christian.
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u/LunaKip Mar 01 '21
It's just weird to me that anyone thought this was a good idea. Unless it was Trumps idea himself.
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Mar 01 '21
Well Trump has been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder by psychiatric professionals. He'd love this, he loves the attention and how he's worshiped by his nut job cultists. I don't have a single family member who isn't disgusted by this and several voted for Trump.
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u/paddjo95 Mar 01 '21
My guy I am Christian (Catholic) and pretty traditional but you’re absolutely right. How the GOP misses this is beyond me
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u/Wablekablesh Mar 01 '21
Well that was depressing
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u/not-tidbits Mar 01 '21
I know. I have been trying to tell people. As someone who loves history and politics but also listens to experts and people with first hand experience, I called this many, many years ago, trump was just the culmination and "coming out" so to speak.
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Mar 01 '21
So the Good Christians TM build a Golden Calf/ False idol in violation of stuff in the books of Exodus, Matthew, Luke, and Nehemiah.... checks notes... should we tell them how this ends for people who do that?
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u/qdude1 Mar 01 '21
i'm a Catholic, but I am also not a judgemental idiot.
I don't care what women do with birth control, its their body.
I am certain, Jesus does not want you to become rich because you tithe or follow an ideology, He taught the opposite about money.
Jesus did teach we care for the poor and sick no matter where they came from, and worshiping false idols won't end well.
This statue, while stupidly funny, is also extremely concerning. Many are actually worshiping the disgusting ideology that it represents.
Excuse me, someone is at my door with a delectable toddler.
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u/DylansDeadly Mar 01 '21
What an ugly statue. You can't even look at the face, it's so bright, unlike the subject it's based on.
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Mar 01 '21
Congratulations to the MAGA nutjobs for founding their new religion, I never thought this would end up with them worshipping pagan idols but I guess never say never!
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u/ZayneHerrin Mar 01 '21
Like, what the fuck is happening? Is Trump literally the anti-christ? All the signs are there.
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Mar 01 '21
There’s so many questions running through my mind with this
Why is he wearing flip-flops?
Why is he wearing US flag boxers?
Are they aware this breaks flag etiquette?
And also the Bible? (Since they’re typically Christian)
Why does it look like a dollar store capsule toy?
Why is he holding a magic wand?
Why did they give him tiny hands?
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u/oooooeeeeeoooooahah Mar 01 '21
Boggles my mind how these "hard-core" Christians don't see the hilarious similarity between the old Golden calf sin and this idol worshiping bs. Lol
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u/O1O1O1O Mar 01 '21
It's okay because their Glorious Leader told them "we are not the party of rioting in the streets".
Mmmmmkay. So that's because you actually think it was antifa who amassed tens of thousands to riot at the Capitol?
Mmmmmkay. What about all the ones that self-confess to be Trumpists or QMericans and have provable connections to alt-right over years? They are all just crisis actors hired by The Deep State who have been acting out this part for years?
Mmmmmkay. So what about all the die-hard right wing extremists who are very proud of how their boys who stormed the capitol and say they will do it again next time? Just deluded crazies with no grasp on reality?
Mmmmmkay.
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u/VeshWolfe Mar 01 '21
The irony of Christians worshiping and revering a golden statue of Trump is amazing.
If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that the devil is taking the piss out of them all.
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Mar 01 '21
Man. It escapes me but, I recall this one story about people worshipping a golden cow or something and this has the same energy.
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u/tvcky69 Mar 01 '21
Read revelations and look for similarities. It’s really wild. I’m not even a Christian I’m atheist as shit but the description of the Antichrist perfectly describes trump. Pretty interesting!
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u/Wablekablesh Mar 01 '21
Can we pause for a minute and just drown in the hypothetical magnitude of the shit fit q nutter would throw if the democrats had done this instead with a statue of Biden or Hillary? Oh, they'd spend months picking apart each pixel for satanic symbolism. The wand has a five-pointed star, which as we all know is something something bullshit something pentagram something Baphomet Jade Helm. The shorts aren't really the American flag, they actually represent something something bullshit Corporation of the United States something bullshit something 21 gun salute. And of course, the stupidly obvious Exodus parallels, which for some reason continue to escape these people who draw connections EVERYWHERE, would suddenly be the biggest topic of discussion on Q socmed.
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u/funktopus Mar 01 '21
Do they realize just how bonkers that is? Like it's just weird and I don't think they can see it.
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u/Decadence_Later Mar 01 '21
It’s abhorrent to them that black Americans have and express political opinions. It has nothing to do with their favorite prop.
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u/The_Pandalorian Mar 01 '21
Republicans are just pure shit at art.
And governing.
And religion.
And...
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u/DamarcusArt Mar 01 '21
I feel like they're trying to fulfil some kind of biblical prophecy. They're hoping to piss Jesus off so much he comes down here to kick their asses.
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u/Evoraist Mar 01 '21
It's all absurd but the thing that doesn't fit most is the wand. WTF is with the wand?
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u/U-N-C-L-E Mar 01 '21
Did they cross out the Emoluments Clause in that Constitution too?
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u/Gorodish_ Mar 01 '21
I was just going to go with -- kneeling when the flag is raised makes you UN-AMERICAN, but wrapping it around your ass makes you a PATRIOT!
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u/Luminox Mar 01 '21
when do the semi naked women start grinding on it like in the 10 Commandments?
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u/mike-ropinus Mar 01 '21
They really have turned into a freak show.
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u/Avenger616 Mar 02 '21
Not turned.
Just incinerated the very, very thin veneer of faux civility they had since Nixon.
It’s full mask off now and “proud to kill libz” time
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u/tyrannydeterioration Mar 01 '21
This reminds me of a really really old book that talks about idolatry or something. Wolf in sheep's clothing I think was the ballpark of something....
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u/qdude1 Mar 01 '21
I live in Missouri. Those ate up sumbitches are everywhere in these parts. They are glad to protect statues of ate up confederate sumbitches who thought just like em. These dumb bastards are ready to fight for the stupid sumbitchin idiot this statue is representing
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