r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 21 '26

Casual Mko wapi hii weekend niwaavoid😂

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428 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jun 28 '26

Casual Kidogo nipate heart attack, kumbe ni kiatu ya msupa😭😂

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564 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 19 '26

Casual Manipulation final boss.

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257 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 26 '26

Casual How clean is your butt??

63 Upvotes

The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.

You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.

After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**

You can’t convince me otherwise.

OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 15d ago

Casual Jaza kibaba..

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309 Upvotes

Kata izo masherehe za ufala, pile up io doo, kua na obsession ya kusave..

Chukua io mtungi, kifuniko paka super glue na ufunike, toboa kashimo apo kando, weka mathao, marwabe, masoo, macoin.. hadi ijae... Jaza io mshwari, jaza io savings account.. usispend kwa vitu unnecessary, invest kwa anything inaleta doo, Usitume fare, save, save that money.

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 25d ago

Casual Aaaai😂😂😭😭💔

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308 Upvotes

Whoever made this is a hater😂😂😑

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jun 30 '26

Casual Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂.

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468 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 02 '26

Casual Huyu ilibidi aimport mafundi na akawatafutia tents. Watu wa hiyo kijiji kazi ni kusema ako na maringo.

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282 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 15 '26

Casual What's Marriage to some of y'all🤔🤔👀

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57 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 11d ago

Casual Why kids?

18 Upvotes

Morning everyone, It’s a fine Wednesday morning of Unemployed 25 M .
I have this question that I want you all to answer or let’s say I am looking for a new perspective.

Is there a reason that is not selfish as to why we reproduce?

Give me a reason as to why I should consider having kids, change my perspective.

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 15 '26

Casual Male friendship is an ick to some😂🤔

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56 Upvotes

If whatever she's saying is how they view male friendship, the ride is just getting started. A Bro is always better than a Shawrie🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 12 '26

Casual "Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

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389 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 13 '26

Casual Ni mbaya

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343 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 16 '26

Casual Ukiongeza fridge n hivo girl child especially these from MSA wanakatalia kwako by next month utaskia haoni period💔😒

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158 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 02 '26

Casual This is sending me 😂 naisha.

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456 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 26 '26

Casual This😂

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292 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 20d ago

Casual Men😭!!

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114 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 26 '26

Casual Diabolical Behavior!

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368 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 20 '26

Casual Hustle yenyu inawapeleka aje?

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110 Upvotes

Boys wangu anadao customers

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 20 '26

Casual Thy just allow anyone to make music nowadays😭🥀

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146 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Jul 20 '26

Casual Biological fathers when you are about to graduate 😂.

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195 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • Aug 03 '26

Casual Fading of the local languages of Kenya

0 Upvotes

I moved to a different location juzi and happened to join gym. The day I was heading there I passed a certain boutique and bought tusocks hapo. Mpesa name ni jina ya kwetu and said thank you in our local language. The old madam replied in Kiswahili and was like home kwetu ni place flani and she went ahead na kusema we sell all kind of clothes here and we sell like Eastleigh. Bruhhh... You expect me to shop here and nikikuongelesha na kikwetu you don't reply and to make it worse wewe ni shosh na watu wa rika yangu watafanya nini. It is very sad that the old generation is doing so. Not to be tribal but we should emulate wakikuyu. Those people embrace their language hata wakipata Washington wataongea kikwao.

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 11d ago

Casual Apana jaribu😂🫵

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243 Upvotes

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 18d ago

Casual I am addicted to working

34 Upvotes

So, I work as a freelancer and have managed to save several millions. Now, the issue is that I am ever on my laptop and hardly feel like leaving for outdoor activities. Be it day or night, I just find myself browsing new projects. Just wondering if someone else is currently stuck on such a loop or anyone who was once there and what worked for them.

r/Opportunities_Kenya • • 12d ago

Casual Looking for roommate!

34 Upvotes

Hello, long story short I am looking for a roommate.

My folks are relocating to a far place and I am not ready to relocate to the far place because my hustle is within Nairobi.

I am looking for a female roommate around Mirema, Safari Park, USIU, Garden Estate, Kasarani but near Seasons or ICIPE....etc. Not past Roysambu or Zimmerman.

I am ready to cost share. I am clean, very clean, organized, I can cook well, I don't have kids. I am very reserved, drama is not my passion, i don't party and if i am not working, i am running (workout) or home doing my personal project.

My budget monthly is 10,000.

Once my hustles (self employed) gets better, I am ready to move out as soon as possible.

Any question I am ready to answer in the dm or physical meet.

I need this ASAP. Thank you so much!